Nearly all of you have been suckling on the government teet for too long. 57% tied to the stock market in some way, have known false gains because of the inflationary Covid dollars having gone to about the only place they could go. (via the recipients, to businessmen, and into...

Be safe yall. 😃😁

Lets face it: at the end of the day, AOC has great teets!

And Kamala is already a hag, and 3 1/2 years isn’t going to spin that in a positive direction.

Maybe Kamala’s trashy stepdaughter could win a few votes (somehow)???

Places I hate in Canada (new india)
Toronto
Ontario
London
Brampton
Mississauga
Vancouver
Victoria
Scarborough
Burlington
Oakville
Vaughan
Markham
Richmond Hill
Ajax
Pickering

I was still a virgin when I met my beautiful curvy wife, she was 12 I was 17, I had fake ID and met her in a bar. She was as curvy as a black girl, wasn’t wearing a bra on her b cup b00bs and had thigh gap with...

Eli, come get me RIGHT NOW.

Why?! I stayed away for years, and here we f*cking are again. What is it about this situation that I can’t let go? If I’m good, I suffer; if I’m bad, I still suffer. Why can’t my mind just stop? Why?! Why?! It’s like the only existence I know is...

Here’s a free tip: don’t get married, because no one truly has your back. Through sickness and health? I doubt it…

Before my dad caught me sucking grandpa off. I told him that the doctor called and want me to take his temperature, at lease onces or twice a day. The way he told me to s*** on his c*** until he cuts in my mouth. So that’s what I do...

Since everyone thinks there are Jesus f****** Christ (rolls eyes) Want to actually be useful; decipher this real dream.

**Nightmares**

Everything in the world seemed determined to stop me.
Inanimate objects revealed horrific, razor-sharp teeth and lunged at me, trying to bite.
Things morphed into unclear humanoid shapes...

When I told my mom about me and my dad and uncle she opened up more and that’s what I needed her to do so me and her could have s** and feel good about it. The First Time I penetrated my mom it felt so normal and wanted more...

I recently noticed a spy cam in our bedroom where my girlfriend and rent

I was in love wit my girl til she took off her shoes for tha first time n I saw them fat a** ashy heels she had, lookin like Nike foamposites🤔

Yes my brother woman are the disease of planet earth

After I discovered how females really are when they are shielded from the consequences of their actions, I can’t help but to want to harm them.
I see them as diseases of humanity, and I see myself as the cure.

This guy we used to know, named Steve “Pipe” Del Bong Hit…

used to say:

“Party in her fuzzbox, are you coming???”

The First Time I was inside my mother it was so good because she accepted me inside of her. I didn’t think she would but she did. Looking down at her and when I told her I was going to c** inside her I could tell she really wanted me...

If you’re talking about someone stalking it sounds like you missed them a little

COLIN LANCASTER LEITCH
DOB: 2-9-1947
SSN: 143-38-6946
RAPED ME AND OTHER KIDS WHEN HE WAS TEACHING IN NEW YORK CITY

Eli, you need to come get me RIGHT NOW.

Only Americans who have been suckling at the government teet for way too long are dismayed by the current scenario in the USA. When your welfare and your food stamps and your 401K’s get shafted, you can’t help but cry out, even though nobody who matters is wasting life listening...

Eli, you need to come get me right NOW

They will delete this when they find it, Pope Francis has been successfully cloned. The original passed away on night 3 of hospitalization. They are currently working out the kinks and flaws with his replacement clone. The clone had an accelerated lifespan, meaning it will only last circa 5 years...

I received a phone call from a spam number and when I answered a woman was on the other side. I had answered the call while m***********. I kept her on the line and just before I came I told her what I was doing and that it was her...

Well Chloe xx , I am sure we will never meet ,but , the idea of you peeing on my hot , hard member strikes my perverted aging brain’s thought factory hard .
I would love to dry your s***** after soaking my crotch . The feel of hot...

I support the NDP’s platform to mandate pronouns on passports and the parts-per-million of carbon dioxide the year you were born in all social media bios.

Comply!

Gabe Athouse
Ze/Zir
Born at 330 ppm

This morning I started my period for the first time in over two months. I was over 45 days late- that never happens.

My arms are covered in red splotches that seem to be from underneath the skin and itch. I’ve had them for months and don’t know what...

booo i hope you kill yourself!! retarded kurt cobain wannabe. just pick up the gun and shoot yourself if you wanna be him soooo bad. i hope the only moment you feel loved is when youre filming a self mutilation video to post on gore sites in hopes that some...

I met an attractive woman at a casino, mostly b/c I liked her long, polished nails. As I got to know her, red flags went up like crazy, yet, I let her sleep at my house for a few nights. BIG mistake. She was more nuts and psycho than anyone...

Eli, you need to come get me RIGHT NOW. I am not waiting any longer.

You’ve been told lies all day.
The so called Pope Francis did not pass away today (Monday April 21st 2025) he actually passed away during his over 30 day hospital stint on day 3 from a stroke.
The vaitican had a “copy” which was essentially a clone with...

I miss Ramirez.alondra1 but I know deepdown. .She will never reach out to me. I’m probably just a faded memory she forgot. Whether that’s okay or not I don’t know. But Deep down I really miss her

I will always love Eli :3
Sorry for being so mean to you baby.
You know that our love is precious to me. Beyond words.

Thanks for being the awesomest smooth criminal.
I want to be subtle with it too, and make it seem more realistic. This...

I will always love Barbara Searle of Charlotte NC.

Ok Eli. I want to be out of here asap but willing to be s tiny bit flexible.

Come and get me BEFORE summer vacay and there won’t be any issues.

I’m going to call every Elijah Carter I can find in the meantime. And you better answer.

snake bites Piercing at shoeless joes
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Triple lip piercing at queens quay west.
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Belly Button Piercing on yonge st.
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Industrial piercing at farm boy.
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Double nose piercings at home depot
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Cheek piercings at Hot topic.

I have had s** with my first cousin Tricia twice. It was amazing. Both times I finished as deep inside her as I could. I have no idea how she didn’t get pregnant but I wish she would have

I want everyone to know I’m a little wetter girl and I go peepee in my potty pants. I need someone to change my wet potty pants and wipe my little wet tushie for me. I’m a little puddle pants girl. Love Chloe xx

I’m 18 and I go peepee in my pants like a little kid. I don’t want to be a big girl. I want to be a little wetter girl and go in my pants. Little kids go in their pants all the time so why should I go the toilet?...

I don’t care.

Come get me NOW.

Post your number Eli.

If you want me to trust you then PROVE to me that I can. Otherwise shut up about that self improvement b******* and get your a** out here.

Now post your goddamn number.