One time at 1 AM I couldn’t sleep so I decided to j******* and almost got caught because they’re cameras in my house but I still regret jerking off, it’s very bad but I seem to keep repeating the same process again.

Thank you music for always being there for me. Since no one else (including my wife) gives a f***.

i still use svn. because i’m too lazy to convert the repos

as pathetic as it sounds, i know damn well that nothing but the fear of failing again is keeping me alive. i have had 4 failed attempts on my life and im terrified to fail again. i absolutely do not want to be alive, but there is almost nothing i...

Im pretty sure I love d*** wayyy more than my wife. I feel I would make a better wife than husband as well

Oh please corvy corv! ALL men need to drop dead. 🙂

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

I miss Snapple

I’m f****** annoyed. All I asked for was a bread! A f****** bread that literally only cost $2.00 and instead you decided to buy beer your a f****** b**** bye

Yeah he was a good buddy. I talk bad about him now, I’m angry about s***, I feel like he double crossed me, injected himself into places he didn’t belong, but I was a new kid there. Quiet, not saying too much. Most of them were cool. To me this...

I fell in love with a guy that I’ve been talking to for 3 months but never actually met him in person and I’m afraid he won’t feel the same when we do actually meet.

I’m seriously considering taking a bunch of sleeping pills and putting a plastic bag over my head. Only thing stopping me is I worry about my dog.

I as a man have never had anything handed to me.

It was all my own hard work. Over a long period of time. Developing a reputation and maintaining it over time. I’ve been at jobs where people would call me a try hard. Work smart not hard. I never...

I eat my own poop

A teacher stared me straight in the eyes while another student punched me in the spine between my shoulder blades 3-4 times in front of the entire class only a foot and a half from the front of her desk in middle school and later became the principal of a...

PLEASE LET THERE BE another f****** civil war, so I can anally r*** and kill every trump supporter and conservative I get a hold of!!

Dear god how i love sucking old short fat c****. Never enough.

I hate myself. I’m f****** awful. I don’t deserve love. I don’t deserve my life, job, kids, husband, anything….
I’m absolutely hideous. I completely understand why I no one ever cares about me and my feelings.
I’m worthlessness, I’m used, I’m discusting.

I really can’t stand my mom. There was an incident a few years back where she screamed at me for an entire day because me and my siblings weren’t going to throw her a birthday party. She’s in her 50s and already said she didn’t want a party. This, along...

When I was 21 years old I met a five men in line waiting for pizza in a mall food court, and ended up going back to a hotel room and having s** with all of them. This was my first (and only) time I pulled a “train”. I did...

The truth is if I could curse you I would. I would curse you to feel all the pain you caused me! I know that your now wife, you know the girl (whose 20 years younger than you) that you knocked up and lied about for several months is pregnant...

I need to be punished.

I think about kristi all the time. like for years. am I obsessed? I love her

All in all, I hate both parents, but I hate that cocksucking b**** more and more everyday, and I lowkey want my sperm donor to cheat to stress the cocksucker out.

The dumb worthless (probably jealous) old b**** thought it would be funny to rub her dirty disease infested feet...

What if everything works out?

It will.

Bless everyone working towards decency, truth, awareness,love, light and peace, and hamstring the shadows and darkness. Selah. 😍

A goofy black homosexual indeed❗🌈The Faggler™ approves❗😂😂😂😂😂

I often want to post advice on here that has helped me. Then I remember that there are a lot of cunts on this site and I don’t want to help cunts.

This the second cop car I see driving by where I am.

The time has come for me to m*********.

Soon as I figured out all the weird s*** you guys were you put me on a neighborhood watchlist.

Don’t worry. I won’t ever come within 300 of your property. Ever.

Ok, I’ll drop it. Got it. Loud and clear. Sorry. Don’t worry.

Prestonian spent 80 bucks on fried chicken from Lee’s before his last C*** Lickin’ Coondoggle (CLC)

Tresspass what??

I spent 80 dollars on just chicken and fresh produce., I am flipping freaking out. Money is not easy to come by. What the hell do I do ?

May god be with me.

Food banks are my only other option.

Please lord Jesus , please help...

tresspass i shoot on sight. dont f*** with me

“you”. I don’t write like that anymore. It’s probably been 20 f***** years.

Idiot…

Ya don’t exactly sound all that content.

There are teens with more s***** experiences than me a middle-aged woman. I don’t envy them, I’m quite content to find the right guy and him being the only other man I slept with but I can’t wait to get more experience.

whatchu mean u caint put ur left arm at angle in air as human

WHY STOP AT JUST S*** IN THE MOUTH? CHEW AND SWALLOW IT. SPEND THE DAY IN THE ER U DUMBSHIT. BETTER STILL, JUST DIE IN THE ER U SICK F***