Where is the Corvallus podcast? Corvallus also promised he’d get spitroasted by Desus & Mero on the Dan Le Batard show. Corvallus also said he took on 50 BBCs at cleos which is probably impossible.

Corvallus is a liar and a cocktease.

after all the relationships I’ve been, I don’t know how to love again, what love really is? what kind of feeling is that? How does it feel to really love someone unconditionally?

I had s** with my female friend back in 2007. I remember how amazing her t*** felt in my hands as if we did it today.

the person who’s making p*** jokes here needs to be shot. i mean it. you’re total scumshit.

Around halfway through the year, I liked her so much that I had to take acetaminophen to diminish the emotional pain of knowing she didn’t feel the same at all. It actually works, go google it. Regular painkillers can reduce emotional pain. I knew she didn’t like me back and...

ICB SE G.E WITH PISTOL TO HIS SKULL RIP

& (MIKe E 60’s) COLLAPSING TO HIS CHAIR OF Chair with his frail wrinkle body

E.A.M.G

𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚡𝚝𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚖𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚘 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚁 & 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚢 𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎. 𝚒 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢 -𝙴.𝙰.𝙼.𝙶 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚏𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚔𝚞𝚕𝚕

I’ve lost everything, I have half the friends I did before, the love of my life has left me and I’m a dropout who can’t find work. The only reason I’m alive is so my brother can finish high school. Once that’s done I am going to end it all....

Oh and it’s been literally decades since we have been together, that’s what makes it so unbelievable but if you know him it’s impossible not to believe.

I see you old hag, still filling up this site with your desperate need for attention. Jesus, you’ve been in overdrive lately.

It’s an algorithm. You’re a p******** based on your shorts. Technology seems to believe so

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at 𝚏lir𝗍𝟸s**.c𝗈m
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED

PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED

PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED

My heart breaks tonight. 😔
Resisting the urge to message/snap you goodnight… This is what you wanted. I hope you are happy…. 😭💔

i have a yeast infection and idk what to do about it because im just a 14 year old kid and my parents are in another country. i hate this a lot. it hurts.

I hate atheists with a burning passion. Nuff said

Only women can have children, there are only two genders and those genders are male and female. You can not become something you are not just because you want to and have zero right to demand others validate you.

I’m about to quit my salary job to become a cleaner or custodian. I’ve always loved and valued cleaning and I think I would do a really good job at it.

KIRSTIN EKLUND IS A CRIMINAL.
NEVER HAVE ANY REST YOU DIRTY S***
YOU SHOULD BE DRAGGED IN THE STREETS FOR DISRESPECTING CHILDREN AND ELDERLY
YOU ARE A DEGENERATE WHO NEEDS TO BE SHOT DOWN

“ur holding, ok?” so i swiped Right

Dress like and old lady with flowers oh who designed the dress? Hahaha ha every outfit except the exclusive for her wardrobe is a gay man’s creation. For a body he wished he had. Thousands of years they dressed you’re vaginas now you want to live in a Grey an...

Without gay men, women would be ugly. They have shity taste for style. Ask your boyfriend to put an outfit together, bet he dresses you cuter then yourself. #Baglady #womenalonegrey #eltonjohn has better style and could sing better then you hahaha! Your wife wears gay men’s designs.

I think if we aborted all gay male fetus the world would be a much better place. This board would definitely be less irritating, that’s for sure.

Why fear someone not getting enough sleep at night, looking over there shoulders in the day? Nothing but up for me. Nothing but down for you.

nah not killing men and aborting men. killing all humans. every man woman and non binary. thats how we achieve world peace.

Killing all men and aborting male fetuses and eradicating men is a MUST if you don’t want to see anymore ugliness and tragedies and terrorism around the globe and if you want to see innocent souls being safe.

Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel drained my hog at an RV Campground in Palm Springs this weekend

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

I cruise Craigslist ad’s looking for older men that want a BJ. I meet them in parks, stores, parking lots and s*** their c**** and swallow their c**. Sometimes 4-5 in a week.

easier. maybe I’ll apply 4 3rd interview at Walgreens stead harder labor at Marco’s Pizza

She walks around like a bully. Literally the only time you don’t need an ac she uses it. Leave the living off until 85° before the living room comes on. He’d roll in his grave if he’d had one.

The underline truth, you abused him till he bit you. You’re daughter pays for almost everything here including your s***. I’d show respect, we didn’t come here for you. How about going to your meetings, stay the f*** off here.

I never expected to do anything with another guy but my brother in law changed that. It started when he would drop by for a guys night when my had to be out of town overnight. It escalated from joking around to watching p*** to jerking off together and skinny...

THERE IS NO GREATER JIZZLE JUICER THAN ME

– CORVALLUS

‘Canadian’ 1st thing I looked in. She made me go on other aisle 2 see if a cheaper biebPath

She likes my taste in music, if nothing else.

I’m madly in love with my first cousin. I live with her now and I just wish she knew how I felt and would reciprocate. I know it’s wrong and it will never happen but I f****** love that woman and I don’t care that it’s wrong.

I can’t get over how naturally hot I’ve been looking lately. Effortless.