I look (and smell!) like a buffalo, and you look like an OG Supermodel, but watch as I embarrass myself by trying to make you jealous of my m*********** habits!

You have a boyfriend that loves you and I don’t. I’m single and desperate to mingle, but he doesn’t...

One day I was doing laundry. I know my 16-year-old son hates putting his dirty clothes in the laundry room. So off I went checking his room. Under his bed I found three pairs of my underwear with c u m stains on them. For revenge I laundered them and...

Oh my god this is so embarrassing- Go back to Snarfblat all you huge, ugly, autistic h**** hogs. No one, and I mean no one wants to have s** with you! 😳

How do you not understand how unattractive you are?

I have never watched p********** or touched myself. Not once, in my entire life.

So perverts looking for details about me- good luck!

she eats me out so good it makes my p**** quiver

feelin’ extra s*** and getting ready for an all night f***-fest 😉

Life is shir

I’m proud to be a virgin, and I’m saving myself for marriage

Festival Girls

I saw her dancing with several of our mutual friends. She was talking to a stoner guy- Nelson. They were laughing, but she didn’t take her eyes off me.

We were at a big weekend festival that summer where great bands were playing. We were all college students...

When you bare it all in public and tell him (and the world!) all your desires and what you wish he’d do to you…. FOR NOTHING XD XD XD

He don’t want you, never has.

But on the bright side, it’s all out there :p

My jam is female underwear and I’m male. Everything about them is a turn on for me.
Women wear them cuz they are essential fashion item. For me, pan.ties are incredibly attractive and alluring.

Diddle me like Dershowitz!

The thought of your ugly face and the dull look in your eyes, and your h******* sourdough stench body as you think about me while you m********* makes me want to puke out all my organs

No matter who’s around I still only think about Jason. I miss him and I regret saying no to him.

I haven’t had passionate interaction with a female in years. Wife closed up shop after the baby, let herself go and looks awful. Women used to approach me and try to get my notice but it never happens anymore. I miss it so much. Beyond lame.

Is it wrong to say I HATE my kids? I have four kids and they’re all autistic. Which means insanity, throwing fits because Scooby Doo isn’t on, yelling and acting insane and embarrassing over small things that wouldn’t even bother normal people.

I hate those autistic morons. They think their...

I’ve worked at at two separate hospitals and i can truly say through the years I can honestly say majority of nurses cheat. If they are fit hot and s*** they are at the top of the list. They also know each other has s** with the same person they’ve...

I’m glad you ruined your body with tattoos, I didn’t have a chance of having s.ex with you anyway. At least the men who will screw you will get a lower quality experience of your once beautiful body.

WOW Nick Reiner looks like he has a full and fragrant BACKSNATCH!

CORVALLUS

Corvallus is a friend of mine. I see all of these messages making fun of him and laughing at his lifestyle. He’s a free spirit and understands that he’s living on stolen land at 220ppm because of all the capitalists. I met Corvallus through my wife’s boyfriend Rufus who is...

For you on ShanniiWrites , Shani Cipro, and Shannii Thanki-Franklin her way to spying on you. To help out let report and her email address is on her Facebook. Just fyi she call all of you hypocrites and witchcraft.
Also anyboy who wants her she single.

Drippingsquills is using...

I caught my stepmother with another man when my father was out of town. I told her that she needed to stop seeing other men when my dad was out of town or I was going to tell on her. She told me that my father wasn’t giving her enough...

The only truth that matters is the ‘truth’ that you need to be true.

31m usa guy in love with worshipping bwc when my gf is at work and wearing her lingerie and playing with her toys 7four0four7six2zero2eight

anyone going to hookers or lesbo-bots or orgie night? look below for details.

Do these retards know how f****** cringey and embarrassing they are… omg. They don’t understand anything about s** or relationships or female anatomy.
They’re genuinely the most retarded people I have ever seen.

They think food is a s***** experience. Nuff said.

She leaves her window blinds open she’s a sr in hs and as much as I shouldn’t peek I can’t stop myself from getting off watching. She has a very mature body very curvy very fit and she constantly walks around her room in s*** tiny p******. Of they are...

People will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think.

Shawn, it was nice chatting with you today, but I could’nt help my mind going to the time we were intimate and you gave me free access to your body. My mind remembers your voice, My body is yours, take anything you want. Oh how I want to taste you...

If you don’t want me around in your lives, so be it! Each of you made a choice by stepping back from me and cutting me out of your lives and that the choice you have to live with for the rest of your lives. I won’t be bothering with...

you’re a terrible friend Matthew. I regret spending so much time with u and your awful family.

If you don’t want to spend money on Shanniiwrites tutor scam I would say, type wallpaper.canadian forum to get free wallpaper and a mission to close her website and drippingquillsforum as well

It a Christmas present to you for Amagicpianoforum team

Predator house. That’s what I call it. I’m new in town, my name is Flora. I’m what you’d call your typical, “normal”, boring housewife. My husband and I recently moved to a new town, and surprisingly, I haven’t really gotten to know many people here. I just haven’t seemed to...

I’ve been after the black lady that lives next door, She’s really nice. She is married to a white guy. Well to tell you in short she came over with some rolls she had made and I asked if she would like a cup of coffee and chat for...

To be a liberal you have to treat every single event as if it’s the first time you’ve ever seen it happen before.

Corvallus he a real man’s man. Huffing hairy heiny gas holes, lubing his man pole, probing dat stink hole, pumping dat jizzle juice deep up dhere.

I’m seducing my Aunt. She’s 57 and I’m 32 and she was always the woman in my mind as I grew up, I don’t care if it’s wrong.

Does it dawn on any of you fools that Rob Reiner was made famous by one man – Archie Bunker.

Shocker. Out of 53 Muslim majority countries 75% are in civil war or conflicts. Time to wake up that Islam isn’t about peace.

I’ve always had very regular periods, and I was also blessed with short periods. Normally the first two days of my flow are the heaviest, and it’s usually gone by the third day. It has always come almost exactly every four weeks down to the exact day- I’ve always been...