I only smoke because I like the smell

That ain’t no lollypop!

Jessi, we really need to m********* together. We’ve talked about it, and just because we’re cousins doesn’t mean we can’t. As long as we don’t do anything more, right?

I love you so much my sweet love 💔

jOkE tIMe

Knock knock

Who’s there

What was that loud thud?

Oh that was Ashli Babbitt’s corpse hitting the floor after getting shot dead by the hero Capitol Police officer

Janet and Janice have girlholes full of holy jism

I don’t expect anything knowing you won’t be able to provide.

Real men breed their women.

Your smile your laugh your dimple your voice will always be burned in my head. No matter what happens In the future I’ll never forget that

everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognise me as me. but then, what am i? is this me? my true self? my fake self? what is it that i am??? NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME.

There is certainly better looking and cooler women out there than that Hansen kid.

So are you saying you are a homosexual p******** with g******* terrible taste in music?

Because that’s not very hot you know? That’s why you don’t score any chicks.

I want to die.

See what happens when you let one in NASCAR?

NNIN

Actually, the reason I had to move to that apartment, was because I walked in one day and the apartment was like a sauna, steam, damp, I look on the couch, my guitar is laying there, and there is water coming out of the ceiling, directly into the sound hole....

That’s the gen x grunge rock in me… That hating on people who listen to Hansen. I can’t shake that. But I have never worn flannel. Actually I did, in the late 80’s because I got nice jacket from my great uncle, which was to me, not really all that...

i love to show my nice d*** to beautiful ladies and girls and to have them watch me strip n***, m*********, and c**.

Never thought about them as “h*********”

I was simply judging them on their music. Which is g******* terrible UNLESS you are a little girl.

No, I was way too busy learning to play the guitar through Guitar World Magazine when music was still good, in my early 20’s thinking about...

The questionable homoeroticism of Taylor Hanson aside, that song sucked donkey balls. Even so, would take it over Ballon Boy No Hoax (you have to hear/see it at least once to conceive of what complete s*** it is) or I Believe In A Thing Called Love.

Does anyone else thinks about s** all the time.

Funny thing is I’m a virgin,is this why I think about it all the time? Because I’ve never had it. I wake up,s**,at work,thinking about s**,eating? S**. That is forever on my mind. It’s not like I’m h****,I want to...

how old is the gerontophile who constantly writes mom and son s** fiction? if he’s a boomer himself, it’s pretty sad.

obsessing over a dead man and insulting him when his murderer walks free is psychopathic behaviour. kill yourself.

“COVID IS JEWISH” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO someone please trace this crazy flyfucker and take their internet away. sad that you come here to spout your tripe because no one irl will take you seriously

george floyd was a p************ that deserved to die.

“ugly” people do get raped. fuckers also r*** the elderly, grandmothers aged 90. r*** happens because the fucker wants to humiliate the woman. it’s not about being “pretty”.

fat dudes usually have dicks shorter than the average guy. their testosterone level is too low (which explains the obesity). if they were overweight since puberty, their dicks are short, too. lmao

Listen you stupid fuckers:

Brittney Griner is a DRUG SMUGGLER… pull your heads out of your asses and treat her as such. There are other drug smugglers jailed in Mexico and places beyond who never get the asinine attention she gets after her conviction. Americans are the people using Brittney...

Hell no. As long as he’s got a chubby blonde double hearting all his Facebook posts, he can kiss it. I’m not dumb. He’s c*** ringed at the neck (and otherwise useless). . the fuk with him.

Love & Light

Things I love:. A guy in shorts sitting on my face. A naked guy sitting on my face. A guy’s c*** all the way down my throat. A guy’s balls in my mouth. A guy’s fingers in my mouth. A guy’s toes in my mouth. A guy spitting in my...

There is only one way to make sure no more felonies, no more dictatorships or fascist regimes, no more disgusting ugliness, no more religious nutjob extremists, no more bloodshed, no more cowardice and messed up severe mental diseases and retardation, no more terrorists and no more fucked up stuff and...

Men are ugly. Their faces are ugly. Their bodies are ugly. Their hair and thin skin are ugly and gross. Their soul is ugly. Their skull is ugly. Their thoughts are ugly. Their lies are ugly. Their delusions and g******* are also very ugly and vomit level disgusting. Their minds...

The roots of all evil and all that is wrong with this world is men.
R***, child abuse, wars, violence, animal abuse, domestic violence, abuse of women, destruction of nature, meat industry, the vile world of politics, selfishness, ignorance, lies, delusions, regression, dictatorships, religious fanaticism, obstruction of justice, wasting...

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

Dam That River > Mbop

Pretty privilege this pretty privilege that. How bout ugly privilege. You will never get catcalled,stalked,harassed, kidnapped,raped. You won’t be a target for s** trafficking. That’s a win for me.

A couple weeks ago, my friend pulled me aside at a bar and told me that if I ever wanted to share his girlfriend, that he’d let me hop in. I couldn’t believe what I was hearing but I was totally into it. I don’t consider myself gay but I’m...

I haven’t wiped my a** in years, I just let my dog lick my shithole clean after every s***.

The moment who found it “catchy”? I found it kind of immature and lame. It wasn’t heavy enough. It was immature. I was listening to Lane Staley sing about being in the depths of heroin addiction, learning to play guitar from Jerry Cantrell. Those kid reminded me of kids whose...

TIMOTHY HASLETT = HERO. COMMUNITY leaders in a Missouri city say they reported black girls going missing for weeks before a 22-year-old woman escaped from a kidnapper who was holding her in his basement.

Timothy Haslett Jr is facing r***, kidnapping and assault charges after the woman, who has not...

Timothy Haslett achieved more in one month than Hanson achieved in their entire career.