“..তুই কিভাবে পারিস সব ভুলে গিয়ে বেঁচে থাকতে, আমাকেও শিখিয়ে দে না রে, আমিও তোর মতো দিব্যি বেঁচে থাকব।… ” আমাকে কি এখন একটু শিখিয়ে দিবে, প্লিজ? অক্টারিন?
My gay lover Beauregard and I were fooling around. I laid on a table naked, raised my legs and put my feet against the wall. Beauregard mixed a batch of concrete, placed a funnel in my rectal cavity and poured in the mixture.
Everything was fine at first but about an hour later I developed abdominal discomfort and pain in my bowels. Beauregard dropped me off at ER and the doctors asked me what happened. I didn’t want to tell them at first, but after digitally examining my rectal cavity I came clean.
They put me in the Trendelenberg position and used two Foley catheters to relieve suction. They then delivered a concrete case of my a***. Ridges were consistent with mucosal folds and a thin layer of faeces covered the surface. It felt like a pressure valve had been released in my a**.
The doctor recommended I undergo a psychiatric examination but I declined. Instead I asked for the concrete case. It now hangs from the rearview mirror of my car.
Fast & Furious (2001) im Kino JETZT! Nur im Kino!
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ive been gooning to this woman in Gütersloh on instagram and another blonde woman in paderborn
To my estranged sister, my estranged brother and my estranged sister-in-law known as the Terrible Three, all of you f***ing disgust me. You’re all trashy people full of narcissism and very toxic people. I don’t ever want to hang around with the three of you nor have any association with...
I’m coming out as nonbinary. To me, this feels like a broken chain of the past; I’m leaving behind the old labels and starting fresh. (^,__,^) The biggest, longest hug, take care old friends. P.s. It’s so obvious that I’m a nonbinary, bottom, but you know how oblivious...
Meet local girls 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐞.𝐜𝐨𝐦
I’ve been jackin to pics of Charli XCX. She only wearing undies.
Jimmy donaldson touches children when he is not filming videos.
K.ei12 Snapchat Kei68185 tik tok K3i_k1 tik tok K3i__k1 instagram K3i_k1 Instagram Is cheating on bellehoneysmith on tik tok he does not love her and is pretending for her sake he loves someone else and he’s chatting to lots of differnt women please do not...
So, I read somewhere that Florida approved death penalty for adults who r a p e children under the age of 12. Way to go, Dixie!
28-year-old woman from Southeast Europe
I fucked my mother
I think im mess up in the head or I just had bad people around me all my life. -Laurence
Canadian Trump supporters, their Achilles tendons sliced and forearms sawed off, whimpering as the tiger mauls them to death and eats them in the pen 😊🎉
For canadas wonderland I applied online , and I brought it to the interview and Alexa hired me. For year 2 and 3 they just emailed me with an orientation date and I didn’t apply.
When my grandfather moved in with us, everybody had a job except for me and wasnt working. So I had to watch him from 8am till noon when my mother got home. He was kind of senile, and didn’t really know what was going on around him, because his age...
MAGA-coded Canadian Trumper traitors’ corpses littering the roadside 😊🍆
Corvallus, heck yeah! Start writing your whacky escapades bout getting boinked, boffed, rimmed, b*tt pounded. The world awaits.
I love you Angela
Debra Mclaughlin has large areolas
You can r*** ICE members until they bleed to death through their anuses. It’s always morally correct.
f*** kim soo hyun the p********
AI wasted my research life for a whole year. DO NOT EVER USE AI. It gives contradictory advice, hallucinates things it has no knowledge of, and tend to strawman/gaslight you while defending its own bad advice. It also retroactively justifies its wrong responses, and constantly leads you down into a...
So eazyano was all squadded up wit his n*ggas at shops at Don Mills We talkin like 5 or 6 n*ggas strong. Mans was takin a smoke🚬 outside. OT coots walked by and threw his 🚬 on the ground, an HOK man pushed OT, eazyano swung at...
I’m so mad at my fiancé.
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Follow the link, word needs to get out there this girl is crazy her snap is Bethmac38
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After my father died my mother was going up to my sister’s place a lot and hanging out with her at my sister’s house. My mother told me that my sister and her and the lady next door had s** together. My mother and my sister started having s** together...
I have been stopping drinking and jerking off. Now I have found out that the best antidote for me being h**** is to… watch p***. Not touch myself, just see it, then close it again. Something is seriously wrong with me. I am trying to get better. I have stopped...
Dead Canadian Trump supporters swinging from the gallows 😊
Keep up the great work ICE!! Get them ALL out!
This dude, Corvallus, he’s a hoot! In addition to being a greased and sleazed backdoor master, stinking to high heaven, he’s a genius word smith, getting all kinds of nastiness through the algorithm. Beautiful
Just give me 2 hours by myself so I can goon to p.o/r.n. My wife just wanted to spend all the evening with me. I work hard, I have tiring meetings all day, 5 days a week. I just wanted to goon to an amazing p.or.n video I found and...
Lesbians need a j*** injection to feel alive and real. Fact
I am a lesbian. I have always been a lesbian. I am currently married to a man out of financial desperation. I really thought how hard could it be? It’s hard, he does not consider me a lesbian he considers me his wife. He has made me pregnant and now...
ফেব্রুয়ারির এলে চার বছর হবে! আমি ভুলতে পারছি না কেন? গল্প-উপন্যাস যা পড়তে যায়, সবখানে তুমি চলে আসো ক্যান? সবখানে.. দুঃখ হলেও ওখানে। সুখ থাকলে ওখানে!! আমি পারতেসি না ক্যান? আর কতদিন নিজের সাথে নিজে ফাইট করবো?
And just like that I don’t have enough time, whereas 2 hours ago I though I had loads of it.
The Austin Eady situation.
The Police. The Neighbours and People Of Oshawa.
What a fukcing joke lol
Everyone knows Corvallus is the OG Jizzlehead on Simply Confess.
Oh my boyfriend Dribble Dribble Jizzle Jizzle
Jeffery Epstien had access to the most powerful people in politics, entertainment, media, tech, banking and fashion. His attraction was access to young women.
Tránsgender people should all be executéd
It’s not enough to talk the talk and walk the walk to gain entrance to high society, you have to know the right people and be liked by them. I moved to London, England and taught myself to speak in a refined way and I dressed like a posh person....
First, those Oshawa Cops cud be excellent ICE Agents. Last night, my bf was very randy. He was walking around undressed, his wiener pointing at the ceiling. And he was singing, Love on the Brain by Rihanna. I was rolling around laughing.
In Oshawa Cops will aid criminals and shoot other police more than actually help.
They also think torture is fine and are insanly abusive, likely more than most criminals