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Shitt well, this Reminds me of the Nitith slave mines on Galganas 7.
There was a lot of casualties that day

Autobot Kup

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Ford Lightning at Home Depot

Truckspotter

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I’m Corvallus Bronson Winslow III and I am a proud Democrat! My wife’s African American bull Jaquarious makes all of the decisions in our household.

We have all sports channels on our TV (love Dan LeBatard!) and always keep chilled forties of malt liquor in case Jaquarious is parched. He balls my wife and sometimes is kind enough to let me watch. Sometimes he lets me watch up close and I’m so tempted to lick those big beautiful balls while they’re slapping against my wife’s posterior but J said he’s not into that and I respect that!! I respect blacks! When a black is talking I shut up and listen!

In our house we believe in science and that black lives matter more than anyone else’s. I hope someday our entire neighborhood is all people from black and brown countries! Even if they don’t want me to drain them I just like being around them and feeling their ancient wisdom!

I love draining blacks and other marginalized minorities of color! My ultimate fantasy is to get a COVID 19 vaccine injection while there’s an African black inside my rear and two more in my mouth from Africa or some Spanish speaking country while I’m watching a Democrat on TV telling me the truth about everything!

Vote blue this election if you want brown erections!

(I made up that slogan the DNC is free to use it)

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If someone says they are a good person there is a 99% chance they are a piece of sh.it.

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Sugars that go too low = coma .
Sugars too high = coma . Its a fight im tired of .

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I need go keep sugars below 100 if possible. Its horrible when it spikes . I feel horrible.

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Im tired. Scared of cancer again. I don’t know what to do .

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Laughing because Jesus is not a liar. He’s kind and gentle, very wise, and has a sense of humor. He’s more relatable than a quiet fat man who wants you to concentrate within instead of how you are with others, like you should be.

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4 years

last night ( being the sneak that i am ).. i peeked in my mothers bedroom
and i watched her take a huge cucumber and shove it in her p**** making it almost disappear
after a few moments her body jerked uncontrollably and she collapsed in her bed

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BUDDHA is a homo..likes little boys

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If you are tired of Jesus, try Buddha. Buddha loves you and wants to help you. He is not a liar, like Jesus.

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People are always looking for Jesus. Like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. The bible tells us that he is not here. Buddha is here. Buddha is in your heart. All you have to do is wake the f*** up.

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4 years

I have nothing to say. I don’t know why he’s trying to keep me around when he obviously doesn’t like me, has a w**** who doesn’t mind being used riding his c*** and being thrown out, and another old desperate woman who will take and do anything s******* for him....

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You’d actually probably just die of exhaustion/obesity

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No out of shape old dudes, they usually cry after being laughed at for not peeing with a good strong flow. Probably a gay

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Like a crabs mouth back there when she’s t** up

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4 years

Insomnia is making this homophobic closeted neighbor curious enough to r*** my pink a**

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4 years

Oink oink 🐷

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4 years

Ya yo momma

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And you and yo momma be some of those fuggos you retard 😂😂

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Yeahhh, the reason I’m not interested in you isn’t bc you’re religious dumbass, its because youre ugly and have a s*** personality. Even if you worked out and got built, youd still have a really unappealing face bro. Sorry, not sorry. Get with someone as ugly as you.

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4 years

Lol f*** you hoe right down your throat while I slap your t*** n force a squirting sensation out your hairy feral pisser

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4 years

Lizzo = shitskin Elephant

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I’m proud that I know so little of her that I misspelled her name.

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4 years

When I was 12, I paid this kid to get naked and s*** in the woods for me.

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Did you just say rubbish like a s*** stalking Brit? Psycho addict James from Vanderpump tiny p**** Rules?

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Nobody follows nobody’s, hence your real profile on social media.

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4 years

No, Your worthless as your words are meaningless

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4 years

Who is Gardi B? Does she play Wusic? …lol… I think you meant Cardi B who plays music, boy genius.

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4 years

They ain’t rich because they have telnet they rich because there a millions of low IQ morons who follow them. They make a fortune from product placement and endorsing brands. They’re music is TRASH but unfortunately TRASH makes you rich these days. Gardi B is another fine example.

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4 years

I can feel it, you’re about to cyber stalk someone like a cowardly moron who hides behind a computer screen because no one gives a s*** about your spineless small d*** opinion in real life…lol…

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4 years

he loves the look of his white hands on my dark skin, especially when we’re pleasuring each other, moron.

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4 years

Put out the fire with piss is what just happened, sissy. You’ll burn in the lake of fire with your unloving hag and naughty children, putting words in gods mouth rewriting it as if it was your own. Praying to false Gods is a sin. Jesus is and was black...

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4 years

I can feel it, you about to burst into explanatory detail. Going through the moment like your a genius, drag your knuckles another day on sim p ly confess . Co m

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4 years

Well it could mean a few things, autism’s just not letting you read between the lines. I’m sorry you literally need to have s*** explained to YOU.

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They still dress in the handmedowns mum gave them… even though, they’re financially stable enough to buy a new wardrobe..

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4 years

Anything to differentiate herself away from fairy’s hidden in the faith. Striking out against anyone they like but can’t because it’s taboo. Weather you want to dress and act like her or f*** her… little boys being mean to a girl they like is the same old story, the problems...

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4 years

Drag her knuckles? Wow, you are a sissy in drag. Don’t choke on yer cheese & Tea you silly homosexual.

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4 years

Demi Lovato is one of the dumbest sluts to even drag her knuckles across the face of America. One day she’s non-binary and the next shes communicating with Aliens in the desert! She’s as fucked in the head as that obese shitskin monkey-pig Lizzo. The average Demi Lovato fan has...

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4 years

Demi Lovato Is my new God, Christians are f***** cry baby, sissy lovers… eating cheese drinking tea and too busy not fixing there teeth and mumbling nonsense to compose a true way in which to describe what is offensive. Your food that’s what’s offensive.

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4 years

Shut up. He’s beautiful to me, every inch of him. You probably look like a lame candy-a** Chad. I hate Chads, and you.

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4 years

Please stop refering to n****** as n******. They prefer to be called “COC”. Criminals Of Color.

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4 years

The truth is. I’m also thinking of you

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I have a sneaking suspicion that dog isn’t enjoying itself.

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