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I’m his Mommy. He is eight. The most beautiful things in the world are his c***, balls and bottom. I make him wear tight girl’s knickers and I touch his jewelry whenever he comes near. I punish him and make him cry. I punish him until the c*** pisses into...

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I’m his Mommy. He is eight. I beat him on the hands with an eighteen inch rattan school naughty stick. It turned me on, I needed the vibro afterwards. It turned him on. He was crying, he clamped his hands under his arm-pits to dodge the throbbing pain, and his...

okay sooooo my favorite foundation is prolly rare beauty and then the worst imo is tarte yucky

its so fun being a girly pop 😛😌

my bad i forgot the xoxo at the end 🙄

yk u love me
xoxo gg ❤️

its so hard being gossip girl… but someone’s gotta do it 🙄

It’s called COMPLY you stupid Ape!!! Comply or die shitskin

Love it when they get shot in the back! Give them a taste of they’re own monkey medicine!

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LMFAOOOO I FORGOT HOW NASTY THIS SITE IS BUUUUUHH BYE.

Grandpa Doug, so are so funny. Why would you rat me out to my roommate? Love, Chloe.

The woman of my dreams is out there, she’s always just in the next room from me or around the corner. Close but out of reach for now. I haven’t met her yet but I will. I gave her a name, Sarah. Sarah might not be her real name but...

Gastroparesis is truly a nightmare.

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

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I just wiped my a** with my grandmothers 80th birthday card. Old b**** never treated me right

Your roommate knows it was you that took a dump in his bathtub, Chloe. Simple process of elimination (no pun intended). At the time your roommate was watching the dog licking my balls. Plus, I showed him the hidden camera video of you doing it. Love, Doug xo

why do nigs get tattoos? It a waste of time and money. Nobody can see the work.

Bwa-hahaha the only requirement to be a ghetto w**** is none
just have holes to use for in exchange for a can of beans…

That b**** deserved to die for being a pedophobic c***! She was also in the process of making an Anti-p*** documentary. Alec Baldwin is a HERO.

It was Alec Baldwin’s fault. If you dont know how to handle a gun you shouldn’t be handling the gun. Secondly as executive producer he hired the arm bearer. So maybe next time take a gun safety class. I forgot there is no next time. Alec wont be able to...

People need to accept responsibility for their own incompetence.
If I hand a gun to a person who’s is not a weapons professional, it is not on that person to verify that the weapon is safe. How would someone who IS NOT a weapons expert, identify a non-safe weapon....

I’m into adult diapers, I get dressed up as a baby and s*** a b******** women’s tittys. The milk, warmth,love.. something @bout black women maternal instinct just really makes you feel loved.

Dershowitz said: “It is hard to imagine that Alec Baldwin could… understand that firing a gun… would either be an unlawful act or a lawful act that might produce deaths in an unlawful manner.” ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. and cluelessness such as that above is why Baldwin was charged with Involuntary Manslaughter. It...

The 90s was the best decade.

I’ve always imagined an African womans c*** would smell like rotting anchovies floating in a cup of two week old babboon piss.

Stop trying to normalize bad behavior

nice to just be told that though by people who mean it

Fact. Being a Diaper Diver is the safest way get a strangers babies s*** & piss on your c***. The alternative way can have a few legal side effects if you catch my drift.

my skin looks f****** amazingggg! *I* look f****** amazing haha. It’s been 22 days since my last drink and I haven’t felt tempted AT ALL. been working out, eating relatively healthy and clean, I have amazing genetics. And I’m a woman, rage more incels

I took a dump in my roommate’s bathtub. Dont worry he thinks it was the dog. Love, Chloe.

My Doberman pinscher has a yummy shithole.

To the person that wants to kill themselves, people can be intuitive and when they love you, they will feel what you are feeling and experience the same thing. If you are slowly collapsing, there is probably someone collapsing with you. If you told them how you felt, they would...

the truth is I want to kill myself. nothing feels right for me anymore. I’m tired of lying to people and telling them that I’m okay when clearly I’m f****** not. I don’t know why I can’t tell them the truth. I want to, but I don’t know how to....

When we see someone we love or see something beautiful, it allows us to let our guard down just long enough to let in a little bit of that omnipresent love. The person or situation serves as a permission slip to allow yourself to feel love, but the love doesn’t...

Nobody with 1/4 of a singular brain cell would click p*** or any links from this website.

They never will at this stage of the game. Fighting is for a real man, sit your old a** on the bar stool pray to god you don’t mess you’re diaper, and keep the old lady on speed dial

Even pros gets little breaks in between, unless it’s a slugger. Some people have never fought.