My high school girlfriend was in a dream I had last night for the first time maybe in decades. She was beautiful and nice and I liked her and we kissed.

Then I looked her up on Facebook today and she’s still fairly pretty but she’s f****** MAGA trash...

i accidentally mixed up my grandmas ashes with my coke and snorted my grandma, idk how to feel about this

You know you’re old when you see the pictures of girls you wanted to f*** in high school and college, and you don’t want to f*** them anymore. Not that you are disinterested because you’re married, or they’re not your type now, or whatever, but because they’re no longer hot.

She is a virgin, never done anything and dated only one guy in high school like 5 years ago.
The guy that gave her trust issues. I’m much older than her, really got a thing for her. She is comfortable around. Occasionally comes by for dinner and we take...

Liberals are some of the dumbest t***** loving mask wearing f****** retards on the planet

I got tired of black men and manifested a Sicilian bf ❤️🤗

I have a problem with alcohol, I’m scared of what will happen if I don’t stop but I’m also scared of the short term physical impact if I do. Delirium tremens to be exact and heart attack, depression and the months it’ll take for my brain to go back to...

The rich hate you.

Firm, bullet-like (real) breasts have double or greater the chances of developing breast cancer than do their soft, “saggy” counterparts. Most women don’t really know the opportunity to have “hands-on” experience with very many different types of breasts, so many remain in the dark about “breast density” and how they...

I regret our relationship, but I wouldn’t change it if I could go back in time. The lessons I learned are much more valuable than the temporary pain you caused me

Corvallis made his backbush into dreadlocks before his trip to Jamaica. He said the gay rastamen loved it but I’m not so sure. Seems kinda like cultural appropriation to me.

I know there’s nothing more I can ask from this.
I know this won’t work out ever.
I know I wont meet the face ever that actually killed me from inside.
I know writing this s*** everyday is just my habit, the habit that I can’t discard...

I’m as angry as f at everything today. I’m sick of being cold, I’m sick of the mess, I’m sick of lazy arsed bastards dumping me in the s***.
Me 10 yrs ago would’ve called up a friend and had a decent session to relieve myself. No chance of...

Hes a good man. He really is. I love him. I just cant save him from drowning in a house of things he has been hoarding most of his life .

I don’t understand. I don’t.

Hes not from the scrap yard. Hes from a world Im not...

i will kill her, given opportunity. i cannot murder but i can unmercifully defend myself. i choose to distance myself for this reason. attacking who you love isn’t showing affection.

F*** you opa f*** the silly’s too go make out in space

B****** have short fat c**** called choads enjoy your aids ball tall guy

Diga ao mundo que eu fui o primeiro cara que você (supostamente amou) e traiu na sua vida. Diga ao mundo que você fez isso na minha frente com a câmera ligada para eu assistir cada momento e a sua cara de prazer enquanto o pinto dele entrava fundo na...

It’s funny how easy it is to be you too

The whole gayer then aids thing I said it after hearing it from a coworker, the town of someone else do it for me just copies and spreads like a virus lol

Who new him joining the military would make him EVEN GAYER

See ya later junkie

My parents are sending me back to rehab. Love Chloe xx.

Kremlin like opa opa op op
America is like here lil n**** take my gat I’m too gay to fight right now.

There is far less p*** on my phone than I thought! Going through my saved images I expected it to be 50% p***. It’s more like 10% p***, 90% random inspirational/interesting stuff.

Phone hidden under the blanket, thumb on the button after ear to the wall. Really makes me like and want to be near you. I should take her and everything good around here and leave, nothing material has value here if your stingy a** thinks I’m going to rob you....

i will not take you seriously as a person if have any other pronouns than she/he/they/them . grow the f*** up.

This is how I will get back at you everyday every time.

I love being black. No matter how racist people get and how much you all hate us with your silly little racist confessions typing s*** you’d never say to our faces. We live rent-free in your heads. I love being black. Now let the “I love being white” confessions commence...

What a loser

I lived in Australia for many years and the native aborigines are absolutely criminal SCUM. We used to throw plastic Coke bottles filled with petrol mixed with oven cleaner out the car window for them to find. They sniff it and it causes them severe brain damage which means less...

do it tf?

If u say so 🙄

Have a great day go get that bag, make that guac and be fwine asf 😝🫵

The projection and over constipation 😮‍💨😬 YIKES!!

😟- 🌚🌝 r u reading these???!! Hmm sick wth

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

I guess i should just give it time. I hope things will get better with time.

Everyone here are mentally ill

Woman more or less equal work opportunities yet so many don’t like being the main breadwinner, they don’t like to provide for men, they don’t like to feel like they are the head of the home.

There are studies that show, women who outearn their husband experience less satisfaction in...