Pubic hair is the Devil's beard. Once a pussy begins to grow pubes that's nature's way of letting you know that pussy has passed it's BEST BY DATE. It's

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Pubic hair is the Devil’s beard. Once a p**** begins to grow p**** that’s nature’s way of letting you know that p**** has passed it’s BEST BY DATE. It’s like when Bananas start to go black. Sure you can still eat them but why would you want to? Pubity is the death of purity. A ripe p**** is a naturally hairless p****. All men know this.

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You pulling back through way you have is just the proof I needed that no one will ever truly want me forever.
Even you, can just walk away without caring.
Even you can just be happy without even knowing how I am.
Even you.
If you want to know how I am. I’ll put it here…
I’m lonely, I feel useless, I feel like thrown away garbage, I feel like the biggest idiot in the world for thinking you ever actually cared, I feel heartbroken, I feel guilty, I feel like I missed out on my real life fairy tale because you were always supposed to be my prince but as it turns out I’m not a princess so a prince would never want me.
I feel simply dumb.
I know that the next time you make time for me I’ll be there waiting just like the f****** idiot i am.
You’ll give me that little glimpse of hope just to jerk it back away with silence and distance.