To: Sincere congrats on the relationship with mother in law.
Me: I was a toy boy for older women who had gone through change of life and I have had many older female partners and they wanted to recapture their s***** feelings, when they were a young girl, with...

To: New Year’s Eve my parents had gone to one of my aunt and uncles for the evening.
Me: Sorry, but you are pregnant and you will start to “show” soon, so you will have to tell your parents and they will probably tell his parents that you are...

President Biden will unleash a full-scale assault on his predecessor’s legacy on Wednesday, acting hours after taking the oath of office to sweep aside former President Donald J. Trump’s pandemic response, reverse his environmental agenda, tear down his anti-immigration policies, bolster the sluggish economic recovery and restore federal efforts aimed...

Sincere congrats on the relationship with mother in law. I have had the joy and privilege of being lovers with two former partners’ mothers. Neither was pursued by me it was simply pure dumb blessed luck. In both cases they were far more responsive and enthusiastic lovers than their daughters...

Benny Hinn and Jim Bakker spitroasted Joel Osteen at the Gaylord Palms in Orlando back in 2005, it was during one of Billy Graham’s famous buttbusting bonanzas Balls Deep For Jesus private retreats where the finest purveyors of faith hold cumunion amongst one another, sharing each’s blessed sacrament with each...

The human race should have been one of those that only have females in it. men are parasites and results of a hedious mistake that needs to be corrected.
#Kill all men and abort all male fetuses and then all that’s wrong in this world will be solved.

Ay man, F*** Joel Olsteen!

Men are ugly. Their faces are ugly. Their bodies are ugly. Their hair and skin are ugly and gross. Their soul is ugly. Their skull is ugly. Their thoughts are ugly. Their delusions and g******* are also very ugly and vomit level disgusting. Their minds are ugly af too. You...

You are the type of ding a ling who thinks “fighting” is heathy and necessary. To me it’s stressful and unnecessary. It will just piss me off. I’ll kick you right in the box and walk away. Especially because you are wrong in the head.

And that’s the thing...

Well maybe if you weren’t such a stupid b**** with so many wrong warped ideas in your head about how s*** should be, things might be alright.

You’ve always been and idiot.

WORSHIP THE HOLY JISM!

– KERPAL

To: I had to open the station at 6 this morning and it was sooo hard to get out of bed to do it.
Me: Good Luck to both of you. S** aside, it seems you match extremely well and I hope it works out for you both for...

To: i had s** with my geography teacher and blackmailed her that im gonna tell everyone that she raped me if she didnt gave me all A+ on my tests
Me: Geography is only one subject, what about all of the other sujects too?
S** is a wonderful...

dude i don’t know anything about disabled, i’m certainly not. but whoever you are, you choose your path like the rest of us. if you spit on something enough it becomes worn down and gives. everything that exists is perishable, even me.

I’m glad you took something constructive away from my sleep deprived mushroom ravings. There’s a difference between people who actually care about you, and people who use you as a form of inspiration p***. “Look how progressive and inclusive I am, liking this disabled persons posts on twitter and going...

if you’re the person who sent someone to shovel our patio at three in the morning, got me all the apps for free, and made those two give me all the goods they were withholding, thank you. you made my day

My uncle Rick saw in the computer history that I had posted here, and he was not angry but said that I must have posted it because I am proud to be a cocksucker. Perhaps that is true. Anyway, he said that he is going to work to expand the...

If all Trump Voters are TERRORISTS, then ALL MUSLIMS are TERRORISTS and all BLACKS Are Looting Rapists.
You want a broad Brush, you get one!

Hate achieves nothing, love and forgiveness leads to Life.

Melania Trump’s Legacy: Missteps, Mystery and, in the End, Absence

When she leaves Washington on Inauguration Day, Mrs. Trump will be remembered as the first lady who arrived at the White House late and checked out early.

After four weathering years of tumult, what was most memorable at the end...

Opinion
President Donald J. Trump: The End

This terrible experiment is over.
Thomas L. Friedman

By Thomas L. Friedman

Opinion Columnist

Jan. 19, 2021

Credit…Damon Winter/The New York Times

Folks, we just survived something really crazy awful: four years of a president without shame, backed by a...

Twitter: As it relates to President Trump, the American media was quicker to adopt Twitter than American politicians, but American politicians understood intuitively what it was good for. It is effective not for deliberation or argument, as plenty of prominent Twitter users seem frustrated to still believe, or for building...

NOT A PRESIDENT

Biden Has a Peloton Bike. That Raises Issues at the White House.

It doesn’t exactly comport with his “regular Joe from Scranton” persona, but beyond the politics of it, the bike could present cybersecurity risks.

A class at the Peloton showroom in New York in 2016. The bike’s tablet has...

What You Can Do to Avoid the New Coronavirus Variant Right Now

It’s more contagious than the original and spreading quickly. Upgrade your mask and double down on precautions to protect yourself.

Credit…Getty Images
Tara Parker-Pope

By Tara Parker-Pope

Published Jan. 19, 2021Updated Jan. 20, 2021, 12:09 a.m....

Tiffany Trump Announces Engagement

On the last day of her father’s term as president, she announced her intention to marry Michael Boulos.
The New York Times
Me: When Michael is f****** Tiffany, I wonder if he will think he is f****** Trump, because in a way he is,...

To: Why are some women so lucky to have wonderful men in their life?
Me: There are good men and there are bad, just the same as it is for women and you chose the wrong man, unfortunately.
I am a good guy, a really good guy and...

To: ALL HAIL America’s New Supreme Leader! The Biden/Harris REGIME will take power tomorrow!
Me: You are too young to know the meanings of the words you utter. The presidency was decided by the vote of the people, not s*** heads like you who wanted to leave “The Donald”...

To: My girl friend broke up with me. She was too good for me honestly.
Me: No. Not a chance. Nobody will forgive you for killing yourself when time heals everything and we all move on with our lives.
You are using your suicide to influence your ex...

With Hours Left in Office, Trump Grants Clemency to Bannon and Other Allies

The president continued using his power to help his supporters, including his former chief strategist and one of his top 2016 fund-raisers.

Stephen K. Bannon in 2017 at the White House. He was under indictment on charges...

ALL HAIL America’s New Supreme Leader! The Biden/Harris REGIME will take power tomorrow!
Bow before SATAN you fools! Your country has now been taken over by MARXISTS who will CRUSH your freedoms like moths. You voted for this, you will get it all full and hard!
Sites like...

just as well. your toxic opinions would have only drug me down to the point I looked as dogish as your exes who quickly lose 20 years and grow old long before their actual time, due to your negativity and having to care for an angry Rottweiler who frequently wets...

Brazil kicked off its nationwide coronavirus vaccination campaign, as the country battles two worrisome new variants of the virus.
Aides to President-elect Joe Biden said he would revoke a Trump administration order loosening travel restrictions on Europe and Brazil before it takes effect.
The SAT is dropping...

To: Re-Education Camps *Secret Police *Book Burning The FASCISTS are HERE!
Me: Rubbish – Trump was the fascist and all of those who followed him, trying to take over civil liberties by force and making things the way your lord and master Trump wanted them to be.
“We”...

President Trump has granted clemency to Stephen K. Bannon, the former White House chief strategist who was charged with defrauding political donors who supported building a border wall that Mr. Trump supported, White House officials said.

The president made the decision after a day of frantic efforts to sway his...

I have found my Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Be better everyone.

Bless you,

Roger aka Corvallus

My girl friend broke up with me. She was too good for me honestly. I never deserved to have a girl friend after all. I’m committing suicide after writing her a letter apologizing to her and thanking her. I hope she forgives me.

AMERICA HAS FALLEN.

Karma:Burning the chinese alive worldwide I 100% approve. Frying the chinese alive worldwide I 200% approve. Dicapitating the chinese worldwide I 300% approve. Chopping the chinese to tiny pieces worldwide I 400% approve. Melting the chinese in boiling oil worldwide I 500% approve. Beating the chinese to death worldwide I...

I love pulling out of a girls mouth for her messy surprise facial !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1