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If Shawn speller ever calls you old don’t worry about it. He watches j******** p***.

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You can run, but Hell and Satan will find you.

Demon Kane

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6 years

I’m a h**** c******. Watch my s*** livestream at girl4.cam/laura

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6 years

To: I can’t believe I once fucked a goat.
Me: It takes one to know one.

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6 years

To: I like reading the r*** stories that are on here once in a while.
Me: A word of warning: When you f*** a female against her will, it is just like f****** a wet cold dead chicken – if you want that experience, buy a frozen one from...

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6 years

I can’t believe I once fucked a goat.

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6 years

Nobody wants to find it. The guy sounds absolutely f****** retarded.

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6 years

It’s alright Clark nobody knows who you are, nobody gives the slightest s***, but from what we hear, you are one disgusting f*****. There’s no way you don’t have a bad case of aids.

If it makes you feel any better, I would bet not a single person googled your...

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6 years

CHINESE OLD UGLY INCEL F** P*** SCHIZO RETARD NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING THE CHOKED CHINESE UGLY FAT F** P******** CORPSE OF...

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6 years

I’m going to kill myself, but first I have to watch Castlevania S4 because it looks lit.

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6 years

My backsnatch is so brolic that I once ripped some dudes d*** off for f****** me too hard.

Corvallus

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6 years

Jesus wants you to do what is right, He loves you, everyone and wants you to change for the better, and I hope you will & do better. 🙂

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6 years

To: My girlfriend is methodical about doctor appointments.
Me: For a guy, that is a c*** of a job. I think it would have been a great job for me too (male guy) and the other one would have been cutting toe nails, especially of young women, where I...

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6 years

To: In many Arab countries, they still cut out the c******* from girls.
Me: Terrible. If you are a male how would you feel if your balls were cut off in such a brutal way?
Legally speaking, in all non Muslim countries, it is totally illegal to do...

542 Views
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6 years

To: I think my wife is having s** with her brothers.
Me: you have to be very careful how you approach this. If what you think is true, then you need to sit down with her and carefully broach the subject with her, understanding her feelings and not being...

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6 years

To: Nothing was said about it all that day. I could see that he had an erection every time he came to the kitchen or the living room.
Me: You are a single mother and you don’t have a male companion and your son uses you for his s*****...

392 Views
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6 years

To: I f*** my girlfriend and really like her.
Me: Lucky you – all you have to do now is f*** their mother and you will have a hat trick (fucked all 3) half your luck – why buy any cows when you get all of their milk free?

324 Views
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6 years

Actually a white woman has a much higher chance of getting killed by some N***** boyfriend than a black man by her. Wake up!

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6 years

Without Remorse was good. Finally a black man going to war for his black woman & not some damn white girl that’s going to get him killed. That s*** is getting so old. Tenet should take notes.

138 Views
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6 years

lol Pedowood is destroyed

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6 years

Men are just trash and all they should do is stfu and kill themselves instead of nagging all the time and bothering others. They’re useless anyways. No point in their ugly bodies to be kept alive.

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6 years

Men are ugly. Their faces are ugly. Their bodies are ugly. Their hair and skin are ugly and gross. Their soul is ugly. Their skull is ugly. Their thoughts are ugly. Their delusions and g******* are also very ugly and vomit level disgusting. Their minds are ugly af too. Men...

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6 years

It’s over for you evil predatory b****** that keep stalking me. You s*** and your words have no effect on me. Go away and go yiff yourself you lesbian predator I’m not interested in you creepy i***** loving predator child abuser creeps.

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6 years

This website is FAKE! The confusions here are FAKE! What is the purpose of this FAKE website???

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6 years

I hate to break it to you atrocious creatures pretending to be human beings,but you and your whole life is a lie. You’re an illusion because the real creator wouldn’t allow an evil creature like you guys that stalk me a place in my reality. You evil stalking and taunting...

413 Views
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6 years

The bigger the better pal, especially when you are taking them up your BACKSNATCH!

– CORVALLUS CUMDUMP

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6 years

What’s the ideal c*** length? I think about 6 to 7 inches soft. With up to 20% expansion when hard. Anything bigger is difficult to pack in your pants. You don’t want it hanging down in the toilet water.

158 Views
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6 years

That’s the way it is. Why is this website just the rantings of the same guy over and over again? Hey you can’t ask that question or you will be accused of being the Simply Confess Karen!

Most of the crap on here is a repeat. It is repeated again...

177 Views
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6 years

Some of y’all on here are weird as f***.😂

225 Views
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6 years

Confessing? I don’t want my wife to have kids with me or anyone else. I don’t want some kids to come along and steal her attention and love from me and the same with pets. I know I’d be their father and should care about them and be glad that...

171 Views
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6 years

Nothing was said about it all that day. I could see that he had an erection every time he came to the kitchen or the living room.
A few days later I made the mistake of saying, Jim, you might as well be walking around naked. I immediately regretted...

492 Views
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6 years

Wishes to be granted by 4 face Buddha. HOW does this 4 face Buddha work? How can I get my wishes granted?????

Any wish at all?

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6 years

Wishes to be granted by 4 face Buddha:
He Junliang doesn’t want to become my boyfriend and he doesn’t want to be in boyfriend girlfriend relationship with me.

He Junliang doesn’t want to take the initiative to chat with me on WeChat and he doesn’t want to fall in...

179 Views
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6 years

Why is this website just the rantings of the same guy over and over again?

295 Views
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6 years

The abomination that was stalking me was removed from my life completely! All it has now is this s***** website and I’m so happy that I and everyone is safe from the inverted unneeded inbred abomination that wanted to taunt me on here foot face von d*** nose loser creep...

160 Views
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6 years

98 % of epidemic fatal diseases comes from China. The chinese trash are the only psychopathic c*cksucker terrorist pathetic retards that only think of abusing and killing anything that breathes and are doing that to BILLIONS of living beings each year. China is the only shithole country that deserves to...

147 Views
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6 years

my ex used to call me ‘edge boy’ because i was quiet and had dark humor and ‘puppy’ because every time she would i’d blush and get super flustered. 😅
we’re still good friends and txt/call often to check in on each other and rant about stupid stuff. just...

421 Views
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6 years

How do you conceal a can of Bear Spray? Do you take it with you to work or the grocery store?

You gotta be paranoid as hell. You must be seriously hated. You sound infantile.

293 Views
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6 years

Sorry in advanced for my jealous haters throwing shade here… Give them attention they need the leftovers.

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6 years

Dude ur obviously a man pretending to be a woman. I hate to break it to you but your whole sisse facade is such a farce. Nobody is convinced that you’re a female and you should have just quit stalking me. Your curves are not even real that is why...

160 Views
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6 years

Man if I saw still-a-crackhead Mike Lindell I would dust him, same as I’ve done to other real deal crackheads

– CORVALLUS CÆSAR

408 Views
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6 years

I’m sure the years have not been kind to you. I know it’s a tough walk. Having Empathy ? Heals you in mysterious ways ! I understand unrequited love ..and I understand the miracles of a new clean slate…new day …New beginning …the problem ? Is holding on …to the...

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