My Big Gay European Adventure 2026
When I visit Gütersloh -attend one of the Gütersloh fictional techno parties that don’t actually happen -get a tattoo, none of the fucken tattoo shops in Gütersloh are ever open. -eat at the subway restaurant that is closed. -pick up women at 2am at Burger King
We have a popular appetiser in the North Pole, its called Dead Elf Ears, and frostbitten Reindeer legs
-Evil Santa Claus
Seriously, what kind of fucktard buys a pregnancy test at the dollar store? Probably same fucktard who bought rubbers at the dollar store!
To Homophobic Guy: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you aren’t taking a big, thick, veiny c*** between your asscheeks I’m sorry but YOU ARE NOT MACHO. Everyone knows it’s easy to f*** a soft wet p****, but there ain’t nothing more MACHO than bending over,...
I know I’m gross. in several different ways. not a day goes by that I’m not aware of that. what I shoot for is trying to be the best kind of gross I can be, and hoping to god that’s enough.
CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING THE CHOKED INCEL SCHIZO UGLY RETARD...
I am an empty shell.
The moment my salutation of ‘you’ turned into ‘him’ the story ended there. Now it’s only reminiscing. I know there is nothing substantial. I now doubt whether it ever was.
My mother was the STUPIDEST person on the face of the earth. Although she was an A student, her stupidity is totally astounding. People used this f****** fool as SHE WAS AN EASY MARK. The stupid b**** brought land for her family which I am F****** NOW responsible for. F***...
Nice poem
Well…. He doesn’t use exclamation marks (!) or emoticons so you’re not him.
And if you think him not wanting her means you get it, you got another thing coming. At least be smart enough to be able to accurately fake him if you’re gonna try.
BTW, how does...
Not a problem with that but I love him only 💕
living and being upper class doesn’t make your s***** behavior any different then whores ..she still s**** d*** and gets b*** fucked and loves dbl penetration
Danielle Shemiah Pointer is a raging narcissist. She doesn’t even know what empathy and kindness looks like. May God have mercy on her soul.
He doesn’t want you.
I always wanted to run into not away but unfortunately its all messed up turned into a fool’s game. Everything is vague nothing to read beyond.
Who knew that when he spoke of “Macho Madness” that Randy Savage was talking about getting slammed and seeded by a minor league baseball team; he was telling us how to get Macho, but TV standards of the day wouldn’t let him come out and fully say it, they hid...
I ask my wife for months to have s** with our dog. She finally agreed and I videoed it. He is a great Dane. She loved it and now I think she is f****** him while I’m at work. She says she isnt but she never fucks me anymore and...
YOUR ONLY STATING C*** ABOUT YOURSELF.. you don’t like what is written that is stated.
C***
Time to ship all the nasty Cubans back to where they came from. They are like a disease that has taken over. They come in with their loud mouths and swarm over everything. The men are scum and the women are fat and ugly and they all want to pretend...
my mother was a goddamned idiotic fool. if it weren’t for my mother, my father and i would be so much richer and happier. my father should never have married the idiot. yes, she was a f****** idiot.
Michael Gonella, an executive with Salesforce, spent $40,000 getting breast implants for his wife Chelsea Gonella.
He wanted to do something about that face of hers too, but he lacked the necessary funds as he’s only a multi-millionaire.
Still trying not to miss you.
I’m pretty sure if you’re mother walked in on me masterbating she’d s*** my balls until I took my hand off my c***. It wouldn’t be easy but I think she could swallow it whole
Men are better at destroying things than women. Try sending an entire female-only marine regiment into war and tell me how that ends.
Men should all go f*** each other and get aids and drop dead. honestly. they’re all mentally diseased and inferior (and blaming others for their own diseased heads and disabilites) and they’re all delusional and abusive trash too that are just trying to cause harm all the time. no wonder...
Siren hunter, I AM SICK OF YOUR VENOMOUS DRAMATICS. You mimic a comic book villain but you’re just a pathetic cyberstalker with no real power or action to back up his words. Whats worse, Half the time you don’t even take it seriously, you f****** crack jokes and act like...
i was a kid when my babysitter shoved his big white d*** in my mouth. when he played video games i would lay my head on his lap while sucking the tip of his d***. after he came he made me keep sucking even with my face covered in c**....
Dear world and karma, we need a holocaust against the only vermins that ever deserved to get holocaust happening to them aka the Chinese. We need to make it happen soon to make sure all other living beings on this planet will be safe from those pathetic ugly commie delusional...
You can not protect yourself from sadness without also protecting yourself from happiness.
If Britney Spears get out of her conservatorship, it will only be a matter of time before she does something really stupid. I’m from a small town with a lot of Psychopaths and most of those people have been locked up for years. The only difference between them and Britney...
Getting the idea from here I pulled off and cummed on my sleeping sister. She woke up and screamed bloody murder. I was beaten by my father and he made mum hold me to give sissy one free knock to my willy. It was worse than fathers beating. They left...
Will do with 100% certainty. No r***** or serial killer or incel or p******** or woman/child abuser or retard or ugly disabled disrespectful delusional male trash etc. is going to be allowed by me to be born to infect this world with their revolting being and waste resources and bother...
Yo T, I wanted you to know I nicknamed my Ekans after you because you’re a weak snake who’s only good for poisoning someone and squeezing the life out of them slowly.
I know I’m not supposed to glorify drug use but I’d like to personally thank cocaine and mdma for helping me curve my bad eating habits, when I was a stoner I put on over 10kgs and now I’ve lost it all and I feel so much more confident.
Couples who feel the need to remind the world how much they love each other on social media constantly are insecure as f***. It’s like when a dysfunctional abusive religious family feels the need to project the image of the perfect family in public. The most functional couples I’ve ever...
I wanna f*** Kate my house sitter so bad. I just think she’s so sweet and pretty. I wanna kiss her and put her in all fours and pump her d**********. I love her .
D*** Durbin and Kerpal Turban spitroasted Clark Hallisey in the backseat of a caddy rolling down A1A.
I wish my parents would die already, hopefully I will get some money for all the s*** they put me through.
peter10923 is a f****** loser
You gots to go first baby