We have a popular appetiser in the North Pole, its called Dead Elf Ears, and frostbitten Reindeer legs
-Evil Santa Claus
My Big Gay European Adventure 2026
When I visit Gütersloh -attend one of the Gütersloh fictional techno parties that don’t actually happen -get a tattoo, none of the fucken tattoo shops in Gütersloh are ever open. -eat at the subway restaurant that is closed. -pick up women at 2am at Burger King
I give up. You can move on with your life. The something bad happening is me maybe or maybe not killing myself, but I doubt you care at this point. I’m done. Goodbye.
