I am female. When I was 6 years old, I was left alone with a large dog. The dog got hard and started h****** me. At first I tried to stop him, but then I guess I got kind of curious. I felt sort of bad for him. I took off my underwear (I was wearing a dress) and got on my hands and knees for him. He mounted me, entered me and went to town on me. I liked how it felt, but it hurt a little bit. It lasted less than 30 seconds, but it lasted long enough for me to get caught by his owners. It was humiliating. I cried and begged them not to tell anyone. I don’t know why I did it. I’ve never done anything like that since.
A highly requested biography on famed British rock band called RODNEY AND THE FUCKHEADS! +2 “Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band. Instead, it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band. Context and Usage The “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories or undesirable gig offers (e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”). Internet Humor: It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.
I miss the you that cared about me. I’ll always be here if you ever decide to love me again. If not, it’s fine. I’m used to never being enough. I’m used to no one ever really loving me. I’m used to putting on a fake smile and pretending to...
BURN EVERY HANDICAPP EVERY IMPAIRED INDIVIDUAL EVERY DYKE EVERY LESBIAN EVWERY PANSEXUAL,EVERY BISEXUAL,EVERY TRANSGENDER,EVERY HOMOSEXUAL,EVERY DISFIGURED INDIVIDUAL
Your roomate has delivered the first set of trimmed videos(Im only looking for you!) in exchange for $250. They’ll get the other half once I have at least 20 v***** clips. They’re creative, I’ll give em that, you looked right at the camera a couple times and didn’t even notice....
spread them legs out you b**** ..let’s see yo skunk a** p**** people need an oxygen mask to breath around you nasty self
I don’t care why she did it. It’s not my fault Im like this, if I had a woman to love and support me and drain my balls at any point in my life, I wouldn’t have ended up like this. Her and every girl that rejected me are responsible...
Uhhhh can you not see why she ghosted you then??? 🙄
you only feel the man juice when his d*** go limp b**** it gives room for the juice to drip out…a mans d*** is like a tampon men are pigs …..they should all be hung
I know when my mans ready. I pull him gently down . Gently push my p**** up while he thrusting . When I feel his warm man juices start to fill my p****. I slide my hands down and grab his a** and push him in tighter . Then say...
BURN EVERY STALKER EVERY PERVERT EVERY SEXOFFENDER EVERY MOLESTER EVERY MURDERER EVERY WOMAN BEATER EVERY MAN BEATER EVERY P********
EVERYSEXPREDATOR EVERY SEXMANIAC EVERY SEXADDICT EVERY PORNSTAR EVERY HARRASSING INDIVIDUAL’S EVERY SHELTER EVERY PUBLIC HOUSING EVERY LOWINCOME...
No woman want a 400lb mutha fucker walking around naked you fool…that’s what happen when you get rejected from life…hahahha
She wishes she didn’t know who I was. This is what happens when you lead on a psychopath and then ghost them. Ill stop when she submits to my will or kills herself.
Like I said, it’s a good thing you don’t have to listen to it then.. why don’t you leave the poor girl alone already? She probably doesn’t even know who you are anyway.
Molly Rennick is addicted to prescription drugs and heroin.
Whoever thinks s*** like Living Dead Girl, Halestorm, or New Years day are good bands are the worst kind of metalheads. P**** Power metal is not real metal. The only good type of metal is heavy s***. You probably think Rob Zombie and Halestorm is heavy you f****** pussies. Good...
The only reason you broke 5k followers is because you posted your pointy a** n****** covered in body paint and that somehow counted as not being n*** you f****** w****. The fact that’s not considered a s***** image/n***** when instagrams own terms of service bans n****** is f****** b*******. I...
So f****** stupid that they let you get away with posting n****** on instagram just because you’re wearing sheer lingerie. I guarantee if a minor posted a picture like that it would be taken down, so that means it is inherently s***** and should be reportable under the s***** images...
good grief… i volunteered to give her a ride home but her p**** stinks awful …being around that constant stench makes you nose blind…. now i avoid her like the plague
I am so grateful to republicans. I was almost brainwqashed by the black victimhood growing up in nyc but when I was assaulted in my own school by a kid who did not belong there and was allowed in just because of his color and he put his =bands on...
My brain works like this: I’m paying $40 for my otc medication I think to myself, oh what a wonderful wor… I’m kidding, no I think to myself, it’s gotta be cheaper coming from a manufacturer right? Que to me saving cash by now buying straight from...
It’s a good thing that you don’t have to listen to it then, huh? Lol
I’ll use my last breath to talk s*** about you.
JUST hurry the f*** up and do it for 2 years you’ve been saying you’d do it and you’re still here
cant stop jackin to gretchen smith cov dont wanna quit cant stop loads of s**** for her day afer day love her b******* nice p**** small b*** kinda nice c*** suckin lips gonna jack it again
in all my years of marriage my husband has never heard me say my p**** needs attention but if you ask some of my coworkers they will tell you.. that i’ve asked them in worst forms to step up and do me
if you can’t handle s** why be with a man? you know his c*** wants p****…if you don’t have a working p**** he’s gone
I feel like you want me to drop everything for you, but you are not willing to take five minutes for me. I am not allowed to have opinions. You’re angry if i feel hurt by what you’ve done. You are awful at communicating. I don’t want to be near...
Jimmy you’ll get us into a lot of trouble if your brother sees the pictures we took… get rid of them please
Your taste in music is trash girlie.
my dad once told me i was the youngest g****** record to have a full load of c** in my p**** I still hold that record wish the guinnees book of records was there to record us
this is the second weekend in a row that on my druken stoopper i wake up in my son’s bed totally naked and my p**** full of c**…last weekend i woke up with his crotch on my face
F*** you Mustache Cash Stash, Your band is trash and I’m gonna start a harassment campaign against them just because you’re their manager and I still want to f*** your girlfriend.
CHINESE OLD UGLY INCEL F** P*** SCHIZO RETARD NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING THE CHOKED CHINESE UGLY FAT F** P******** CORPSE OF...
it’s no ones business what goes on inside my house it might be your husband giving me some loving
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND SO BAD
This beautiful message “Since they’re all that’s wrong with the universe, literally, kill all men and abort all male fetuses and you’re done! You have successfully made our world into a heaven where all living beings would live in peace and bliss all safe and sound. ;)” Truly beautiful and...
if your boyfriend carries on on his messages while you’re showing him a good time, you’re just one of many he’s got in his bag. hope you treat him accordingly so you’re not made a fool honey.
Karma: those ugly midget terrorist zipperhead yellow communist pathetic animal abuser chinese need to suffer and drop dead. Every single one of them have the blood of both billions of animals and people on their ugly midget chubby hands. # Nuke China and # Nuke all the chinese #...
CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING THE CHOKED INCEL SCHIZO UGLY RETARD...
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few people talk about their school years when they talk about their road to success. i’m hoping it’s because it isn’t really that important. i want to believe it gets better, that i’ll be comfortable on my own or with friends i can trust, that i’ll be able to do...