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I am female. When I was 6 years old, I was left alone with a large dog. The dog got hard and started h****** me. At first I tried to stop him, but then I guess I got kind of curious. I felt sort of bad for him. I took off my underwear (I was wearing a dress) and got on my hands and knees for him. He mounted me, entered me and went to town on me. I liked how it felt, but it hurt a little bit. It lasted less than 30 seconds, but it lasted long enough for me to get caught by his owners. It was humiliating. I cried and begged them not to tell anyone. I don’t know why I did it. I’ve never done anything like that since.

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A highly requested biography on famed British rock band called
RODNEY AND THE FUCKHEADS!
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“Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band.
Instead,
it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band.
Context and Usage
The “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories
or undesirable gig offers
(e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”).
Internet Humor:
It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms
and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.

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The Chinese have the highest percentage for pedophilia, psychopathy and schizophrenia and mental disabilities including retardation among them in the world! Now you know how anytime they see anything that moves they abuse, kill and eat it. Those miserable retarded ugly sliteyed down syndrome piss skin midget Chinese are so...

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We chinese need to all be tortured to death and deported and then nukes thrown on us or we will continue abusing and torturing and killing and eating anything that breathes and moves including people and we will continue to hallucinate more in our schizophrenic retarded heads and we will...

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The chinese should all be killed. They literally just try hard to abuse and torture and kill anything that moves regardless of what that thing is! They grill donkeys and eat them alive, they drink piss, they eat bird saliva, they abuse and torture cats and dogs and bats and...

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5 years

Whose better at leg kicks and wrestling than a short man. Put a beast into early retirement while humbling a superstar.

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5 years

I Agree, fall is amazing. F*** raking though.

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Corvallus a& Neil Rogers watched 13 soul brothers at Prime Time Video in North Miami s****** down “Dickie Farkle” and Chris Barcenas back in ’03. They were hungry boys for b******** sumptuous seed. But both were such dicks black dudes stopped giving them their jism and they became racist because...

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You know I’d walk all over you. Dough boy got old and fat. Probably can barely bench 200. I bench what you squat. I could bench what you squat when I was his age you f****** fat a**. “Getting cold out here huh?” b**** t*** that was me letting you...

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5 years

total feg gay site good by and rt and burn in hell cor viris whoe a** slapper STD mofo

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5 years

Careful little girl , I’d scare the s*** outta you , if I knocked on your door 🚪. Now now . Don’t look to close at the front window . Just don’t be frightened ya dumb pig , lots and lots of hunters might just look 👀. Now be a...

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Oh yeah? Well You sound like you like kissing your sister on her red neck Jebediah you crusty a** h*****.

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Who am I? WHO AM I? I’m the motherfucking muffin man b****, and I’m out for blood.

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You don’t scare anybody, old hag. Lmao.

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In a time of universal deceit — telling the truth is a heroic revolutionary act

– George Orwell

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Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain’t goin’ away.– Elvis Presley

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“Hospital administrators might well want to see COVID-19 attached to a discharge summary or a death certificate. Why? Because if it’s a straightforward, garden-variety pneumonia that a person is admitted to the hospital for – if they’re Medicare – typically, the diagnosis-related group lump sum payment would be $5,000. But...

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Like i said 0natural.. you brought this upon yourself you can’t justify fate. They put you in a padded room with a strap around you and a bit in you’re mouth so you can’t bite you’re own tongue out. i’ll be checking in every day with you at work keeping...

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CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING THE CHOKED INCEL SCHIZO UGLY RETARD...

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FACT:”It is important to know that no study to date has specifically evaluated the coronavirus vaccine in pregnant and lactating women”

Of course! Never before did they allow a Biologically active agent to circulate in a pregnant women’s body for 2 weeks! This is why they NEVER TESTED the Covid...

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The really wild part about all of this is if at any point you had just walked up to me in person and talked to me for 5 minutes between 2016-2017, none of this would have happened. Then maybe I would have had a chance to charm the s*** out...

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5 years

It’s amazing what a little sunshine and a swimming pool can do for your soul. The smell of chlorine and sunscreen are like an antidepressant. Lol

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Would you plead guilty? Or innocent ?

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AMERICAN FAT OBESE MIDGET LESBIAN DOWN SYNDROME AUTISTIC DYKE T***** S*** LOVING B********** FETISH P*** SCHIZO RETARD HAIRY M*** WOG BINT C*** F** HAG SMELLY WANKFACE NEEDS TO KNOW SHE SUX C***

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My family is helpless without me. Therefore, any attempts to hold me legally responsible for my actions will be treated as a threat on my family’s life. If you threaten my family’s life or your actions lead to their suicide(she said she’ll kill herself if I end up in jail),...

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Get a ticket and s*** his d*** if you miss him s*** bird. We know you like kids ALOT like it hurts being away from them cause you’re addicted. P******** maybe Jeffrey will s***** the girl when you s***** the boy. As long as Donald approves of it you won’t...

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5 years

You crying boy? run home ya fairy

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Maybe they’re counting on it. Nobody like you.
Nobody wants you around dirt.

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5 years

You think you’re family will feel the same? You think they’ll just go oh well it was a freak accident. God’s plan love and peace 😇

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haha you aren’t very subtle are you Siren? Well you didn’t say those lyrics were meant for me so theyre not. It’s not that I don’t see your constant little shoutouts and references and pleas for decency to me, it’s that I refuse to acknowledge anything but a face to...

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Seriously you don’t know how close we are. That exact moment you hear the snap someone will get you and it’ll all look natural. Everytime you get a little bit closer to SENT IT.

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I’ve killed 11 white people in the last 8 years.

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I could push you into oncoming traffic

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I guess someone’s gotta tell him were his heart is.

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I know he’s got a big fat mouth. He has to fight little kids and hide behind his friends when hes out in public. I’m just glad I don’t share his face. The other must just worry himself to sleep thinking the laws going to arrest me for what that...

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5 years

Well he fills it out better than her. And she has more stamina these day’s so.. they switched. It’s never been happier

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When you’re home collapses on you’re family. You’ll think about it. Me, my friend, how we did this too you. You have nobody to blame except yourself. Enjoy every moment. For the next is not promised.

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5 years

b**** put something on .. they make lingerie only for women
make sure yo dam a** is got some lingerie with them heels
men don’t wear lingerie women need it

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5 years

I’ve been destroying you’re foundation for a year 4 months and 6 days

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rUiN yOuR’e LiVeS? You are literally a mentality retarded b****. My Russian friend literally sends me you’re daily screen shots. I’ve always been watching. Nothing is random you are my target.

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“YoUrE gOnNa ReGrEt It!!!1” please, after getting away with it so long it’s obvious: I’m untouchable and can say anything I want to you anonmyously. I can also anonymously slander anyone I want to get to you you as long as its not you two. And no one will do...

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Imagine being 19 and getting beat up by a fat b****.

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