the bitch: tried to fuck the dog and got rejected the bitch: so fat she split her flip-flops the bitch: so smelly her GYNO told her to find another DR the

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the b****: tried to f*** the dog and got rejected
the b****: so fat she split her flip-flops
the b****: so smelly her GYNO told her to find another DR
the b****: so smelly HAZMAT has to be called in
the b****: so fat she need the freight elevator
the b****: so fat she got into a fight with her sox
and the sox won

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SCP #4
Pumpkill King of the pumpkins.
This is not a Halloween Jacko lantern, instead something straight from a nightmare in the deepest pits of hell. It feeds on souls of humans that carve pumpkins, and chews on entire families like candy.
It is said that every time it eats another soul, another pumpkin seed is planted, if Pumpkil is crushed it’s mind is moved over to the next pumpkin making it unkillable.
Pumpkil is powered by dark magic, and a black flame inside of its core burning since the night it was lit in the early 1200s.

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