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Human Jacko lanterns are more fun to carve,
especially when they scream!

Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins

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polo boxers on doe. polo sport cologne hoe.

harvey stripes

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a truth
5 years

I never actually liked my best friend. I just hangout with her because I don’t wanna be alone.

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5 years

Karma: 98 % of epidemic fatal diseases comes from China. The chinese trash are the only psychopathic c*cksucker terrorist pathetic retards that only think of abusing and killing anything that breathes and are doing that to BILLIONS of living beings each year. China is the only shithole country that deserves...

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5 years

stop trolling. i imagine in your twisted way you are taking up for me. stop beating on my friend. he’s never said he was perfect and no one is. i’m not angered, upset, hurt, or anything, i’m relieved like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. there is nothing...

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a truth
5 years

f serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the...

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5 years

Let’s kill all the chinese. They’re ugly and retarded and all delusional and all they brought to this world has been abuse and pain and misery. The way they always terrorize and kill all living beings including animals and people is also deeply horrendous and revolting. All of the chinese...

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5 years

All I have to look forward to is being a caretaker for a crippled old lady, without ever being able to experience s*****/romantic love or intimacy. I’ve missed out on so many life experiences. I want a fuckinv do over. I don’t see the point in not selfishly destroying everything....

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5 years

Whoever thinks COVID 19 is fake, Doesn’t obey the government when it comes to lockdowns, protests lockdowns, tries to get out of the city that’s going to be in lockdown to their “holiday spots”, doesn’t wear a mask, thinks vaccines are microchips for the government to track them deserves to...

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5 years

F*** your excuses.

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5 years

I am disabled, was not nice to myself a lot, and was shy. I am working on myself

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5 years

I wasnt evil when I met you, so thats on you. You should have come back.

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5 years

If I wanted to totally F*** UP America I would do exactly what Joe Biden is doing.
TRUMP: GAS $2.30 a Gallon.
BIDEN: GAS $5.00 a Gallon
TRUMP: Energy Independent
BIDEN: Energy Dependent
TRUMP: Best Economy in history
BIDEN: WORST Economy with massive debt...

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5 years

I was planning on taking a road trip by myself to Lake Tahoe for my birthday this weekend. I don’t think I was planning on coming back.

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5 years

you know its automatic forgiveness with me and that i still love you. that doesn’t mean i’d foolish enough to keep in it.

214 Views
a truth
5 years

I dont wanna take care of that old b****, I want to take care of you.

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5 years

The only reason I havent gotten violent already is because I promised mom I wouldnt, because she needs me to take care of her, but its her fault I met you anyways. She should have never brought you or your druggie kin into our life or gone behind my back...

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a truth
5 years

This Corona virus “vaccine,” or whatever they’re calling it this week, being forced on people or losing their jobs is complete b*******.

How long is it going to take for these stupid motherfuckers get satisfied with the intentionally caused chaos they paid China to make? They’ve got their f******...

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5 years

Backsnatch Bitcoin Bank > Mustache Cash Stash

265 Views
a truth
5 years

Shoulda sprung for the 209 instead of the 258, fool. You should read up on what happens to people with 258s.

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5 years

Going to jail for life and abandoning my family to their doom might just be worth it to kill Mustache Cash Stash and take him away from you forever. Then you can suffer knowing that I’m still alive and he’s not and you chose wrong, twice. You better stop ignoring...

282 Views
a truth
5 years

Dear Pirate, (may god be with you)
I hope this helps heal a little of your soul.

Forgiveness

It flies in the face of all your pride
It moves away the mad inside
It’s always anger’s own worst enemy
Even when the jury and the...

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a truth
5 years

Sorry if I’m targeting the wrong t*****, as far as I know you were ever only close to 1-2. You made it a pain in the a** to find the right one, and besides, if I accidentally pull one of your random friends into a complete dramatic shitshow, thats just...

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5 years

I guess the fake-a** covid wasn’t enough. I guess the fake-a** vaccine wasn’t enough. Now the Leftists want more booster shots. Just how many of Elon Musk’s mind control chips do they think everyone needs injected?

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5 years

Dear pirate … please find healing

There’s a ship 🚢 out on the ocean
At the mercy of the sea
It’s been tossed about
Lost and broken
Wandering aimlessly
And god somehow
You know that ship is me ( pirate )

There’s a...

368 Views
a truth
5 years

Jenn Taiga, or Evan as he/she was once known, tortured small animals as a child, had s** with her unconsious girlfriend, choked her out, and coerced her into s** when she wasnt in the mood. She also owes me a new carpet, and shes gonna pay for ruining my life,...

412 Views
a truth
5 years

Dear Pirate’s Pride,
The pages of history they tell me it’s true
That it’s never the perfect; it’s always the ones with the scars that You use
It’s the rebels and the prodigals; it’s the humble and the weak
All the misfit heroes You chose
...

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5 years

I’ve had enough weed. I’ve drunk enough alcohol. I’ve gotten plenty of rest. I’m officially ready to move on and grow up. Time to face adulthood.

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a truth
5 years

Thanks for dedicating a song to me though, you fat, ugly mustached m***********, that was sweet of you! It’s like the lyrics were meant to convey a message or something? Hmm…cant put my finger on it, but it seems like you have something to say to me…. Well…I got something...

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a truth
5 years

reported the madame s** trafficker trying to pimp my daughter and blasted one of her p******** sugar daddies all in the same day–not bad.

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a truth
5 years

BURN EVERY IMPAIRED INDIVIDUAL!

BURN EVERY HANDICAPPED!

BURN EVERY DISFIGURED INDIVIDUAL!

BURN EVERYONE OF THEM IN!

ILLINOIS

MISSOURI

UTAH

IDAHO

IOWA

IDAHO

TEXAS

TENNESSEE

KENTUCKY

MAINE

MARYLAND

OHIO

OKLAHOMA

NORTH CAROLINA

SOUTH CAROLINA

WISCONSION

ALABAMA

ARIZONA

ARKANSAS

NEBRASKA

VIRGINA

WEST VBIRGINA

COLORADO

NEW MEXICO

MEXICO

AUSTRIA

GERMANY

POLAND

CZECH SLOVAKIA

...
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5 years

Siren, Im just glad you can never get married and you’re probably super high risk for pregnancy so I don’t see you ever having a kid. The high im gonna get when he dumps you someday is gonna be better than the strongest drugs on the planet. Maybe if I’m...

229 Views
a truth
5 years

i still think it’s a low self esteem thing from school bullying. trying to be somebody the other guys will admire, overcompensate for his femininity. as if everyone wants to stick their coc in a child, some guys love the experience of women who know what they’re doing, and fuk...

391 Views
a truth
5 years

In 1884, meridian time personnel met
in Washington to change Earth time.
First words said was that only 1 day
could be used on Earth to not change
the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1
day and ignored the other 3 days.
...

174 Views
a truth
5 years

on and on about his girlfriends who are only there for the money he shovels out so they can keep themselves half dead on drugs. of course she doesn’t want to stop, the 6th sugar daddy will get her the king bundle she needs to escape having to look into...

262 Views
a truth
5 years

Youre looking at at least 3 more years of me tormenting you, your boyfriend, and all of your friends and business associates unless I get what I am owed including at least 1 P**** pic where I get a GOOD LOOK at it.

856 Views
a truth
5 years

Says the boring person that doesn’t do MAGIC.

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a truth
5 years

Fat cunts always secretly stuff their faces with undocumented calories. Pigs why even count if you’re laundrying food. 🙃

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a truth
5 years

You really fucked up this time Siren. Ive been waiting patiently for ober a year and you fucked me over. You shoulda just been cool. Now I can add thief to your list of sins. I really really hate thieves.

732 Views
a truth
5 years

B*** if a n***** becomes a jew than he also inherents rat

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a truth
5 years

Well we refer to Jews as rats and what not. When n***** came out, it was the goto before that thems was monkey’s. Hence the monkey wrench.

273 Views
a truth
5 years

If you believe in magic.. You’re 12 or retarded.

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