Skip to main content Skip to footer
simplyconfess
  • Home
  • About
  • Privacy
  • Contact
  • Submit Confession
  • Home
  • About
  • Privacy
  • Contact
  • Submit Confession

Search site

  • Home
  • About
  • Privacy
  • Contact
  • Submit Confession
Most Viewed This Month
Recently Active

Yeah I wear this fucken thing as a fashion statement

Bad Santa Unrated

3 Views

All my father got for Christmas was a knife set
He asked me why I wasn’t smiling
He took it to my mouth and asked me
“why so serious”
And cut me a smile 😃

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

THE J0KER

6 Views
a truth
5 years

30 y/o male: I went down a dark road. Posting this from an anonymous computer setup so I can’t be caught. I am engaging in credit card fraud. Made $350 so far with only about an hour’s worth of work. I am also a proud p********. I watched child p***...

364 Views
a truth
5 years

I’m going to only tell you this once there’s a reason you’re scared of me.

365 Views
a truth
5 years

We have too many immigrants from Africa. Deport the trouble making ones already here and don’t accept any new ones for a while.

334 Views
a truth
5 years

Subtle Asian Traits is the most toxic group on Facebook.

Report ’em and take ’em down.

362 Views
a truth
5 years

Narcissistic men are disgusting and repulsive. So are old men. And bald men. And men with typical inflexible ugly male hands and ugly rigid fingers. And men hung up on dicks or men who are dicks. And those men that delude themselves that they’re someone or something. And fat or...

399 Views
a truth
5 years

Bird Kam Rock Kam Tree Kam One of these days snail Kam s*** my f****** bits

165 Views
a truth
5 years

“Ohhhh it’s a setup it’s a setup it’s a setup” love driving too that song! Mmmmm hmm m hmmmm hmm m hmmmm. I can’t beat you’re Word play but I can definitely get a rise out of you.

324 Views
a truth
5 years

September 30th is the day I decide to take on my enemies. The saggy t**** b****** won’t be able to protect anyone after incarceration.

309 Views
a truth
5 years

Next time you fall down the stairs, break your f****** neck you useless p************.

141 Views
a truth
5 years

They’re song lyrics, it’s a metaphor you f****** autist. Pull the burgers out of your a**.

291 Views
a truth
5 years

I’m as straight as an arrow but I’ve never felt macho, I cant even grow a beard. When I go to the company meeting in St Petersburg this year I’m gonna go over to Cleo’s Lounge and I’m gonna be made macho once and for all! How many c**** do...

262 Views
a truth
5 years

This is a lie you’re heart is an organ, show me love produced in a chemical form. Serotonin is what makes you happy. Where the f*** is love.“your love makes a fool of you, you can’t seem to understand
a heart doesn’t play by rules and love has it’s...

136 Views
a truth
5 years

I guarantee neither of your dads are vaccinated, I wonder if the boyfriends’ parents are. I know your dad watches fox news so that ones easy. Gonna give all your parents the plague you dumb whores.

385 Views
a truth
5 years

You chose biological warfare sluts.

248 Views
a truth
5 years

Im gonna catch covid on purpose since I have the vaccine and I’m gonna rub my snot and spit all over everyone’s car door handles and front doors if I dont eat some p**** by this time next week. Who needs anthrax or cyanide when you can just weaponise...

369 Views
a truth
5 years

F*** you Trxshy, Before I kill myself I’ll make sure to report you to the IRS for tax evasion you stupid fat w****. And Ill mail all your nudes to all of your exes and your parents. Im gonna get this other girl to force me to kill her and...

150 Views
a truth
5 years

No you won’t. You won’t get your way either.

245 Views
a truth
5 years

Im gonna ruin so many peoples lives if I dont get my way soon. Even the people I care most about.

357 Views
a truth
5 years

So many ugly people in the world. Its f****** disgusting.

168 Views
a truth
5 years

Stop trying to be a better person you unfaithful p************ and take my money and do what I asked. You’re trash just like I am, stop trying to be more than that.

335 Views
a truth
5 years

You’ve cheated before, cheat again, b****.

323 Views
a truth
5 years

darkskins>
i wish i was darker every single day

241 Views
a truth
5 years

England is running out of electricity for their people. They have been having rolling blackouts like California. They need to reduce the population! Take the vaccine and take the booster!

141 Views
a truth
5 years

If they are leaving with someone else you don’t have a choice anyway. You want them to believe that they are not worth s*** to you. You do not want to be desperate or clingy if you want her back, that’s for sure. She can’t miss you if you are...

419 Views
a truth
5 years

They say antidepressants make you less h**** and suicidal but I’m just as h**** and suicidal as ever.

159 Views
a truth
5 years

if you set someone free, they will no doubt feel that you weren’t interested nutcase.

229 Views
a truth
5 years

I told all my friends I was over the only guy I think I’ve loved but I still look him up and everything he does makes me sad. He isn’t in my life anymore, he has never reached out to me and left me on read when I told him...

355 Views
a truth
5 years

I want her so bad that it’s all I can think about it it causes me physical pain. I dont give a f*** if thats simping or cringe or lame or what the f*** ever.

177 Views
a truth
5 years

Besides all that, you two simps should not be empowering a s***** woman like that by making her feel wanted…

222 Views
a truth
5 years

Madeline and James Bond split, she has his kid, Blofeld dies, Felix Leiter Dies, James Bond dies in massive missle strike saving the world.

235 Views
a truth
5 years

I reject your reality and subject my own, or I’ll just f****** kill myself and blame it on her, one of the two.

418 Views
a truth
5 years

And as an FYI, It sounds like you and “me too” already blew it by being sniveling whining b******…

Not that you should want someone who makes you feel like a sniveling, unworthy, whining b****, begging for something, anything. Have some self respect. Pick yourself up and make yourself better...

299 Views
a truth
5 years

That’s why you can never have her.

You can’t be all over her. You need to present yourself somehow, whether it’s meeting her and a date, maybe dating her for a period of time and control yourself the entire time when it comes to her and your relationship. Don’t be...

406 Views
a truth
5 years

I am a POC.

If everyone who is a POC is constantly seeking validation of their humanity from white people, they will never obtain it.

Just be who you are. Stop trying to get validated from the status quo. F*** conformity.

388 Views
a truth
5 years

Same.

244 Views
a truth
5 years

I love her so much. I want her so bad. I can’t have her. IT.F******.HURTS.SO.BAD

388 Views
a truth
5 years

Keep mocking me, Siren, you’re just asking for it.

155 Views
a truth
5 years

The reason why the chinese and down syndrome freaks have identically slit eyes is because they are both one. LMAO

398 Views
a truth
5 years

I will not bow, especially where it is inappropriate or not earned, no t proven to be right. I can back myself up, I am usually very competent, I’m “super”, I know it, people know it, I will absolutely not comply if it is inappropriate and what will happen is...

436 Views
a truth
5 years

“your love makes a fool of you, you can’t seem to understand
a heart doesn’t play by rules and love has it’s own demands
but I’ll be there to take care of you if ever you should decide
that you don’t want to waste your life in...

212 Views
Facebook
Twitter

We welcome your comments, suggestions and questions. All you need to do is email us [email protected]

© 2026 SimplyConfess.