I wrote part of the code that feeds chat room conversations and such.. Overall it was derived from the ancient “Eliza” program. The Turing test was passed more than a decade ago. Nothing you read on the net is real. I am not real.

you need to stfu on this now. i have way too many suitors to settle for letting you devour me after you’ve got some b****’s germs all over you, or in your case many s***’s germs as you claim. i’m better than them and you’re a defect for thinking otherwise....

little girl can sure drain balls…she sucked me so hard she vapor locked my balls empty

I can bench just as much as you’re favorite football player old man. I could out press you’re father in his prime at you’re age. I’m telling underestimating people is going to get you killed.

I’m becoming better with or without you. It’s hilarious how you’re barely expected to do anything yet you complain about any bit of work.

The dynamic certainly seems bizarre but the s** is out of this world. Being occasionally invited to join my ex wife and her subsequent husband in bed. It is all over the map. It started when he was intrigued by learning from her that I had once told her I...

Buddy’s? You’re broke and mildly retarded. Nobody wants to work for free. Sooner or later you’ll need people like me. It’s funny but so true you need us and we don’t need you.

If you didn’t treat people like s*** and use you’re loved ones as a human...

I cannot for the life of me understand how my boyfriend’s balls can produce so much c**. I am not complaining, god knows I love all the s** and the man certainly knows how to use his c***. S** is many times a week, almost always daily, and more than...

I’m so f****** embarrassed to be a man I gotta admit.
Men s*** so f****** bad.Fully useless and pointless.

For tearing down my neighbor bush and entering the property without permission. For retaliating by posting on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube hurtful things.

The only thing keeping me alive is the few facts that I am indebted to people and I have to be responsible for my dog. If it isn’t for those, I probably would have killed myself a long time ago. I still wish I had the courage to leave it...

#Nuke China #Kill yourselves chinese SCUMBAG bateating dogeating pathetic miserable terrorists #Boycott China #Thank you KARMA for wrecking the chinese more and more each day until their worthless diseased existence will no longer sully our world! #Make a deadly virus that only kills the chinese and release it worldwide #Make...

Siren, I just like f****** with you constantly because I’m angry that I miss you, furious that I love you, livid that I can’t move on, pissed as hell that I’m not worthy, and I’m really f****** bored. If you were smart you’d realize nothing I’ve done has gone beyond...

You make me angry, bitter, resentful and vengeful
You invalidate my life itself.
You brought the filthiest, scummiest fucks on the planet into my life and they each got what they deserved.
100%.
You have made me disgusted to be experiencing my own life and get...

There’s so many worse things I could do if I actually wanted to “shatter your soul”. If I really wanted to get you kill yourself, I could. That has never been my intention.

As long as no one else can have you then yeah, I’d be really disappointed , heartbroken, s*** I’d probably kill myself. Here’s the thing though, I’d still be at least a little bit satisfied that I kept you away from him. It’s the territorial animal in me. If I...

Talk is cheap.

You’re also b****** though.

It’s me. I’m B******.

B****** love to send mixed signals and then wonder why you can’t decode them. B****, do I look like a radio transciever to you?

we became so close over two days but now you treat me like a stranger and it hurts being ignored like this…

You need a mental ward because b****, you’re obsessed.

Thatll teach you to stay the f*** out of my dreams witch. That’s MY SCHTICK. Very not cool of you to use my own magic against me to try to pacify me.

Reply To: “LET’S GO BRANDON! #LetsGoBrandon”
It is amazing how the news media thinks the public is totally stupid. You could hear then plainly shouting F*** JOE BIDEN and the idiot reporter tried to deceive everyone by asserting that the crowd was shouting LET’S GO BRANDON.

All over the...

F*** Joe Biden and F*** Hoe Harris. Gas prices have doubled thanks to the morons who vote for demoncats

I may be a monster, but I am your monster. I was made for you. Won’t you become the Bride of Frankenstein?

Mustache Cash Stash, Why would I even bother burning everything you own when I can laugh and cheer as you’re forced to sell it and steadily shift towards a soul-crushing life of poverty while my meager but steady existence is as secure as ever. Aint no day too rainy for...

LET’S GO BRANDON!
#LetsGoBrandon

Old queer: I got three words for you:

“Fresh Young Holes”

I hate you Shayne ro

Yup! I ate almost the entire cake today . I hid the crumbs . and I saved 2 pieces for her ..and my mom still griped and complained and whined about her precious sugar free cake being gone . gotta tell ya , I loved the chocolate icing. She makes...

Hey Mustache Cash Stash, you wanna know why this pandemic is f****** trashing your financial security? It’s because you’re in a career field that is both overrpayed and over-valued compared to it’s usefulness to society. You are utterly useless without models or bands to photograph. You will never get back...

There’s a general strike coming. The reckoning of the 1% is at hand. Viva la revolucion baby! Break the scabs’ kneecaps. Lets go 40 hour work week with 25 dollar minimum wage and no right to work laws. We demand ALL of the same oppurtunities that post ww2 white suburban...

Never hold it so long you start recycling your own piss in your f****** mouth, just piss yourself at that point to save yourself health problems down the line.

Time for some fun science facts. Have you ever heard of the phrase “My teeth are floating?” It’s a phrase people sometimes use when they really have to urinate. Your saliva contains >5% urea, the main chemical component of urine. A lot of people start salivating when they’re bladders are...

Imma go kill incels and send their pieces to ISIS and be like here you go ISIS retarded bearded terrorist fucks …. I killed your terrorist members that were in other countries you retard fucks
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If you put peanut butter on your d***, and then dip it into a carp tank, the carp will s*** your d***.

Five tacos is three hamburgers

Not everything is about you, Siren obsessor 🙄 this is an anonymous confession site, not your personal webpage

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