An organised but not complete list of all my girlfriends. 1. Ashley B (2012) 2. Natalia Osh (2012) 3. Crystal (2012) 4. Kelsey (2013) 5. Laurie H (2013) 6. Kailey T (2014) 7. Sasha (2014) 8. Nancy R (2014) 9. Trisha C (2014) 10. Aiko (2014) 15. Justice R (2015) 16. Christine R (2015) 17. Emily Z (2015) 18. Mordecai (2016) 19. Samantha B (2016) 20. Natalia (2016) 21. Kathryn (2016) 22. Benita (2017) 23. Kylie (2017) 24. Marleen (2020) 25. Lilly (2020) 26. Julia* (2020) 27. Marianna (2023)
Shaved all my public hair last night. Feelin very nawtee and hornay. Too bad, work today.
Guys this is no effing joke! ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL! The All-Spark was the cube that gave life to the first Dynasty of Primes and the Transformer race to work under the Primes. All the Primes died out under the Fallen Prime (who had his little episode in Transformers 2). Many years later, the Transformers discover the remains of the Fallen Prime, and the Fallen somehow influences Megatron into turning to the dark side. Thus, the Autobot vs. Decepticon war.
It was known that the Primes could move back and forth in time, which is a product of the All-Spark and Sentinel Prime’s Space-Bridge (which makes an appearance in Transformers 3). Well, I propose that humans created the All-Spark somewhere in the future, and at some point, Cybertron got teleported several millenia into the past. The All-Spark itself got teleported back to Earth several million years in the past, where it lay for a long time until Megatron found it in Transformers 1. The prequel establishes that the Transformers had been looking for the All-Spark for millenia, so here’s the timeline we have relative to present Earth day:
4 Million Years in the Past: The All-Spark and Cybertron get teleported to the past. The All-Spark lands on Earth, and all the Transformers begin looking for it.
Some Point in the Past: Megatron finds the All-Spark but gets frozen in the ice
Some Point in the Past: In Transformers 2 it was established that Autobots had been hiding on Earth for a while, probably just not knowing where the All-Spark was but waiting to find out?
Present Day Earth: Events of Transformers 1 unfold when Decepticons land on Earth and Blackout attacks the military base in Qatar. Cue the events of Transformers 2 and 3.
Future: At some point in the future, humans had advanced far enough to create the All-Spark to give life to their mechanical creations.
A human-made All-Spark would make sense because the All-Spark had “unknown origins” anyway, so let’s fill in the gaps. Transformers and the All-Spark have to be manmade because they wouldn’t be so comfortable interacting with human machinery and resembling humans. The All-Spark, which gives life to machines, would hypothetically not be able to interact with human technology if it was made by some other alien race. It would only be able to interact with that alien race’s technology, because we can’t assume that another alien race serendipitously made circuit boards and computers in the same exact way we did.
This theory came from noticing how humanoid Transformers look. In the Michael Bay films, the Transformers are designed to resemble humans. They walk upright, have four limbs, and have working eyes/mouths that move when they talk. Functionally, there isn’t even a reason for their mouths to move. Can’t they just use speakers?! For that reason, we can assume they were made to resemble humans. Again, no other alien race would serendipitously create humanoid-looking organisms that look the exact same as we do. Just because we walk upright and have four limbs doesn’t mean any other race needs to.
In conclusion:
Humans created the All-Spark, which gave life to Transformers. The Transformers fought and utilized the All-Spark’s ability to teleport, sending everyone 4 million years into the past.
Feasibly, if an alien race created the All-Spark then it wouldn’t be able to interact with human technology, because alien technology probably doesn’t work the same at all.
Transformers are made to resemble humans because they’re manmade, otherwise they wouldn’t need to move their mouths to talk. You say, “Well that’s just some CGI magic!”. I say that’s evidence. An alien race probably wouldn’t look exactly like us, so how would they know to make Transformers look exactly like us? Leo spitz TheRealEffingDeal.***
I want to orally pleasure the toddler next door
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I am a teenage bedwetter.
My name is Chloe and I wet my bed.
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I. WET. MY. BED.
I want everyone to know I wet my bed. Love Chloe xx
I’m a teenager and I wet my bed. Love Chloe xx
I am proud of wetting my bed. Love Chloe xx
Lots of teenagers wet the bed. I’m not embarrassed. Love Chloe xx
I wet my bed like a little kid and I’m not ashamed. Love Chloe xx
I want everyone to know I am a bedwetter. Love Chloe xx
I’m 17 and I still wet my bed. Love Chloe xx
I need someone to wipe my bottom for me. Love Chloe xx
Stacie is a fat and angry moron from Satan.
I don’t like reality.
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I would love to eat another man’s c** out of a p****, I don’t care who’s p****.
Don’t kill yourself. Things get better, I tried to kill myself once and I’m glad I failed because things got a lot better and I met my wife a year later.
The birds they sang At the break of day Start again I heard them say
My favorite e***** movie is a 1989 Italian movie “La storia di Lady Chatterley.” I watch it often, it makes me calm. ❤
You are NOT 17. You are NOT a female. You are an old man with a urine fetish!
good job lacey. your doing great and it’s crazy to achieve good things in this fucked up world but you’re managing and for that , great job
from another fucked up teen :)(:
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𝐞𝐱𝐞𝐜𝐩𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐝𝐡𝐝,𝐨𝐜𝐝,𝐚𝐬𝐝,𝐚𝐝𝐝,𝐝𝐲𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐚
𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐣𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧
𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐬
Everytime I put on women’s clothes I get a b****. I really need to become a woman, and I want it so bad.
Nice to see this site is back. It needs a little work yet. Still not functioning correctly.
I wet my bed and I need someone to change my pants for me. Love Chloe xx
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I’m from the UK but I have travelled the world. People in Europe are starting to see that black people cause way more problems than they bring good. Our media has tried to suppress stories of black crime, give them chance after chance to look good but finally Europeans, even...
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I support abortion for black & brown babies. The world needs less N********** S.
“FROGMAN TOUCHED MY PEE PEE” Does anyone remember the 2006 episode of Dr. Phil where the the father is accused of dressing up as a frog and molesting his 3yo daughter??? I still laugh my a** off 18 years later when I think about it. I wish someone would...
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I don’t love you anymore. In fact I never did from the beginning. Our relationship only happened because you kept asking me for it and I relented and gave in to your demands. This relationship only benefits you. It’s utilitarian. I pay all the big bills, do most of the...
