I m********* to AI generated p*** 🤡

mmmm ahh that man makes me go ooooh yeaaaaaah

i think im slowly starting to see my guy friend as more than friends. what weirder is that my very close girly also likes him, like fully like him. no one knows how i feel because frankly, i don’t think it’s real thoughts or feelings. all 3 of us are...

My girlfriend told me she wants more. I thought that sounds good. I asked her what she meant, like doing more things together, going more places?

She said no she wants more co.ck. I thought well that means more banging. Then she added that she wants more co.ck which...

When I’m with another girl I compare t***, not p****. If two men are naked I compare dicks, not muscle. If a man has no brains forget it, when a woman acts stupid she’s cute if she’s fuckable. I’ve gone down on a girl, I’ve gone down on a guy,...

Girls look great when they are young but they age fast. A girl who is ‘hot’ at 17 is often looking worn out by age 27.

Then too it gets boring banging the same pu.ssy everyday. It’s nice to have something different, new and exciting but you won’t be...

I wish Gerrell and Greg Somerville, who work at store 1418, would die or move away. They are pathetic losers.

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Brothers and sisters fooling around is common. I’m older than my brother, taught him how to play doctor and abt girl bodies. He was a good student.

Little boys who abuse their birdie need to be circumcised. Their co.ck must be cut nice and tight to discourage abusing it. Their circumcision should be an event to remember. Preferably all recorded on video. Preferably without any anesthesia. Done very slowly so the boy can fully experience and appreciate...

Fortunately for me, my girlfriend likes to give han.djobs and play with my co.ck. What drives me crazy is she always instantly stops as soon as it starts to c.u.m. At the first sign of twitching, pulsating or moaning she lets go and won’t rub it anymore. She sits there...

So yesterday, this girl told me my peni isn’t big enough to be offensive. Now I’m thinking that wasn’t a compliment

“তুই কিভাবে পারিস সব ভুলে বেঁচে থাকতে? আমাকেও শিখিয়ে দে না রে! আমিও তোর মতো সব ভুলে দিব্যি বেঁচে থাকবো”

I don’t know what happened these days. These days, I only talk about the past people, situations, traumas, and/or memories from the past. I was talking to my sister about my childhood trauma, and she reacted differently. I can understand her different reaction. If someone keeps repeating the same thing...

I wonder why people are so excited and intent on living forever. They want eternal life.

After living here on Earth, I’ve had more than enough. I sure don’t want to continue with this nonsense forever. It’s been too long already. I haven’t had a good time on Earth. I...

I’ll be happy to be gone. I never did belong here. I don’t want Heaven or Hell. I’d prefer nothing at all. All the glorious people can go on to their eternal happiness. I won’t miss it.

right in the fricken head, lofty get my hammer were gonna NAIL this CONtractor 🔨 🛠 ⚒️

-Bob The Builder

1984 Chevy S-10, smashed tailgate, busted tailgate lights, missing mirrors, leaking oil. Mall parking lot, Virginia.
Junk Car Spotter

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1992 Toyota Camray, paint faded
USA junk car spotter

2014 Alpina BMW M6 Gran Coupe at Angelos Pizza Gütersloh, Germany 🇩🇪

GERMANCARSPOTTER

Mercedes AMG GT 63s at Engel and Volkers Gütersloh, Germany 🇩🇪

GERMANCARSPOTTER

Having the bride get fu.cked by the Best Man on her wedding day and within hours of the ceremony is unique but probably not the first time it has happened.

The bride and the Best Man had their own “private ceremony”, where she got his big co.ck. A big...

I prefer the posts about s.e.x. Some of the posts here have been pretty good. Nice details. I’d like to see the comments section turned on so people could leave their remarks.

MY wife showed me pics of my co.ck compared to our brother-in-law’s co.ck. He is her sister’s husband.

She showed the pics side by side and she merged the pics on the computer so it is obvious that his co.ck is way bigger. Longer, fatter and with a huge...

Imagine being trapped in a marriage with a partner who meets the major criteria for a family annihilator, and you’re here giving out life advice like it’s gold bars. Bìťch please

I got a little too comfortable living with my bf for three years. Put on a few pounds and bedroom fun slowed down.
So I joined the Y and workout now. Guys are noticing and I show off.

If I wanted to f*** Katy Perry, I will. I know she wants to get pregnant again and if she wants to be a single parent and raise our child alone, so be it. I f*** her all day to fulfill her wish.

I woke up again this morning….dannit

Mother says shave it ba.re and then rub it with Nair to keep it hairless. All the other boys in gym class have hair and I’m the only ba.re and bald co.ck in the locker room. My keeps my co.ck hairless. She says it looks cute that way.

She...

Any MAYCHO men in here?

Asking for a frienemy.

PEACE LOVE & BACKSNATCH

– CORVALLUS

May girlfriend stays at B & B while away on business says she has an amazing ogasm every evening she is there knowing the owner is peeking through the keyhole watching her.

My little brother was caught again, abusing his rod. Mom walked in on him and found him on his bed rubbing it. It was all red, hard and swollen. He had taken all his clothes off.

Mom marched his bare a.s.s downstairs with his stiff rod wobbling in front...

We’re going to share our bed tonight with an old college friend. This will be a first for us. I’m trying to decide to leave the bush or shave my mound.

Wait…
what the Hell … Are you…
are you the parasite?

Eddie Brock/ Venom 3

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My girlfriend got a new job as a supervisor at a local motel. She always used to come home and shower and was too shy to be naked as she had seen her boss m*********** at his computer. My girlfriend is very submissive so when her boss scolded her for...

Is Katy Perry in space again? I think she is an air head and should be blasted to uranus. Wealthy people are nutty as squirrel sh!t. Only people here are smart.

Should lesbians be allowed to perform circumcisions?

Lesbians loathe the co.ck and balls and have no interest in males. I know two lesbian nurses who told me that what males do with their co.ck is disgusting.

The lesbian nurses are a team who do circumcisions. They said they really...