If you’re a BOTTOM, Corvallus wants you to yell right now BREED MY BACKSNATCH!

(with Hoisin sauce for Wesley Willis)

Natural dude my whole life but considering shaving my balls (leaving the bush intact tho). Hints and tips appreciated. Don’t wanna cut my balls off, so help!

If STDs are only contracted s*******, then how did the first man get it?🤔

I have thought about this for a long time and would like some thoughtful responses…

Can everything be forgiven? Even the worst of the worst (murder, r***, terrorism, etc.). Is there a limit to forgiveness? I do know onw thing- forgiveness makes the victim and prepetrator feel a lot better...

I want someone to give me flowers a card and a lobster dinner for Valentine’s Day. Instead I’ll probably buy myself a chocolate bar and cook shrimp scampi alone. Again. 😖

I really want an answer on, if people who are considering changing their s**, has ever considered going to therapy to get help accepting what they were born as to begin with.. Seems like there’s this push to encourage people to do life threatening & debt causing things to themselves...

Israel takes Palestinian land for sewage network. The Israeli sewage network will destroy farming land and precious olive trees. 600,000 Israelis live in over 230 illegal settlements.

Can we ban religions yet?
I feel like it needs to happen

I am so starved and s******* obsessed with my wife that I often sniff her used p****** when I do laundry. It reminds me of those moments together. I wish she would allow me to give her oral and I could have more s** with her.

Brother and sister
Together we’ll make it through
Some day a spirit will lift you and take you there
I know you’ve been hurting but I’ve been waiting to be there for you
And I’ll be there just helping you out
Whenever I can
...

I don’t hate white people, but I do hate the white supremacist system of AmeriKKKa and the fools who defend it to no end.

I can see it, that if things don’t change in this country for the betterment of all Americans, there is going to be a most brutal...

Remove Kebab

how could beiber – fever do this to me? and marry someone else? sl-ouch!

so a really cute guy followed me on instagram a couple weeks ago. he lives near me but we go to different school and don’t have any friends in common, so idk how he found me. anyways, i kinda want to hit him and and dm him but is that...

I’m generally a pretty happy person, I’m living a good life, but a couple times a month I’ll just feel so completely emotionally numb that I want to feel something, anything so I cut. It’s not like I have depression or anything, when I feel numb it lasts only hours,...

If teenage girls are going to walk around in public wearing tight leggings, booty shorts, short skirts, low-cut tops, no bra, etc…
Then dammit, I’m gonna enjoy the scenery.

Who’s the best, who’s the hottest and WHY?

Japanese girls, Korean girls or Chinese girls?

I wish I lived in ancient Rome and could have my face, throat, and a*** coated in s**** 24/7 by all the men, a real life c** dumpster. I want to live to be used for seed

I don’t know anymore

I’m a female but, sometimes I really wish I had a p****. I love dressing like a girl but, whenever I see myself naked I sometimes feel like something is missing and by something I mean a p****. Whenever I m*********, pee, or sometimes when I’m just sitting and doing...

I wish I could kill some of you. People who cheat. People who harm animals. People who mock r*** victims. I’d love nothing more than to skin you freaks alive. You deserve nothing good in life and I pray that you get exactly what you put out into the world....

Why is it that in order for one to be in a relationship you have to have s**? Is it to much to ask to be loved and held without the s***** relations? All I want is to hang out with someone, have someone text me goodnight and assure that...

I’m 30 now and want to get a dog from the shelter.

However, I have a history of abusing pets from when I was a child to teen. I used to beat them, kick them, pull their ears and tails, withhold food if they didn’t do something right, step...

My friends are trying to make me paranoid. I’ve never had a problem with my long-term boyfriend being friends with three girls that have at some point “confessed their love” to him. He rejected them and they aren’t his types, so what should I worry about? He rejected one way...

I started out f****** a dude when I was in puberty and although I made the switch to girls in my later teens I got to admit nobody s**** d*** like dudes do, and p**** will never be as good as a guys a**. I’m married now and don’t cheat,...

When I give a guy head and he tells me I was really good or I’m the best he’s ever had, it makes me feel f****** awesome.

The stinky biscuits floated in my gang master grandmother Lola’s a*** while she drank Coca cola with Bobo the pro bowler resembling Bono, who had a pro bono b****. Bobo, wearing a bowler, bowled Lola over by taking her to Dover, where they watched over after over of underarm cricket....

on the television and see those crime shows or scary movies anything to do with death for show and tell it’s like looking at blue and purple dead bodies blue lips and pale purple skin im not sure what other colours they have fore the other skin tones but...

Itz da NNNNNAAAAGGGGGGGGERRRRRRZZZZZ!!!! Man here for duty. Who needs trolling tonight?

yall NEED to listen to Lost by BTS its legit the best song eveR
also stan straykids they be full of talent

I think Muslims should be given a chance. But I fear that Muslims lie.
So what to do if lying is part of being Muslim? How can you trust them
if they deceive?

Okay let’s spice things up shall we…guys an gals here’s a question: state your gender (M or F) and the age when you first wanted to have s** (not when you did, but when you first felt the urge to have s**).

Let’s see who can get the youngest...

I joined a new school this year and i love it so far. Its a private school and there’s not a lot of kids there, even less teachers. There is one teacher that i think is really cute. He’s not as good looking and no he doesn’t have a six...

Chinese people are taking over this town. It feels like a punch in the gut when I see a pure Aryan woman running around with a whole mob of b****** Asian offspring. What the hell is wrong with these people?

Simply Confess is basically a convention of liars. What’s most sad about this site is all the liars are easy to spot. It’s like they want to get caught…

OK so I am having an affair with a married guy at work. He insisted on putting me on the pill, I got sick on the pill but he doesn’t understand. I hate the pill so I quit the pill and I hoped to hell that I got pregnant. Don’t...

Hi there, so I know this is a place to confess but I’m hoping to also seek some advice here. I’m worried that my husband doesn’t find me attractive anymore, there is this girl we worked with a lately she has been flirting with him whenever we see her out....

Sometime next year you will see me on the news. For 3 years I’ve been making bombs, acquiring guns and ammo, and planning. I’ve studied every aspect of McVeigh, Yousef, Cho, and many other terrorist and shooters. I know when and where it will be done, I will probably return...

You wipe your b*** with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside...

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?🤔