MOLLY MONDAY everyone, get euphoric on whatever does it for you. For me, the only drug I need is the sweet man cream, the lewd leche, organic nut milk, you know what it is the jism, ejaculate, s****, c**, Jock jerkins, some fresh squeezed JIZZLE JUICE!

Be kind to one...

Why,,which sick fucker of a god made me like this,, what the f*** did i do to deserve this, its like the world wants me to f****** die

I don’t feel like going to the Gym today

I nutted in his mouth,… now he won’t stop blowing up my phone… don’t get me wrong I’m glad I got him wrapped around me now. But Jesus f****** Christ!! There really are broken boys out there…. this shits real.

Somebody on facebook was saying I was hypnotized by the Jews because I am a white woman with a bunch of brown offspring. LMAO what is wrong with ppl these days?

You look so happy and beautiful in the picture with your child today. I can see such blissful joy radiating from you.

Writing down my thoughts is a lot more constructive and therapeutic. Maybe i shall let you have read. What a waste if no one reads it :...

Why do I get texts from guys I’m not interested and I don’t get one from the guy I really want??

I don’t know who needs to hear this, and it took me 20 years to figure this out, but you don’t owe anyone anything. You don’t owe anyone an explanation, the time of day, your heart, your freewill. Nothing. It took me so long to figure out that I am...

I make everything so complicated in my mind, but in reality everything is easy. I need to constantly check what is real and what is something I made up in my mind.

This place is like a Katy Perry song. It’s kinda icky. If there was a boat load of people heading out to an island to be nuked for the good of mankind, I would hope you all would be on that boat.

Dear White People,

Allow me to let you in on a secret everyone else in the world knows except you.

You’re not really special, in fact, you’re mediocre as f***, especially white men.

Now that you know the truth about yourself, maybe there’s hope for you…

Sincerely,
...

I may be a young little naive teen girl but I hope to be the best wife to my future husband someday, I’ll do anything to please him and show him how much he meets to me.

We all doubt about existence of God at some point of time. We doubt whether our prayers reach to him. I believe in God and I feel in crores of prayers reaching out for God, they will someday reach him.
Prayers are a former of hope, a hope that...

I’m very bored with life and want to do exciting things like ride motorcycles and backpack in a foreign country. I want a list of activities, but every google result ends up suggestions for “exciting” activities like going to a new restaurant, I’ve been searching for 20 minutes. I’m going...

I don’t feel good lately, my arms can’t handle my body weight. I can’t lay in bed properly. My fitted bottom sheet keeps slipping off so I gave up and left it off because I have to do a complete mattress body surfing episode just to put it up and...

So where from i started…. I guess just to the main point… I m a boy with right eye squint problem due to an accident in mu childhood because of my stupidity so now N i was just enter in my college life n here i really like or u...

God this is random but I’m so h****. I m********* whenever I can and until I’m dripping wet. Comment dirty and s***** things please. I’m a very tight virgin with blue eyes and blonde hair.

I can’t fix the problems of everything here with your house and you won’t clean it. I can’t get your pet out of under the chair. why can’t everything act normal and fit into my plans for a change. I am too tired and old to handle you and all...

I’m 49 years old, and my neighbor’s 19 year old daughter came up to me three weeks ago while I mowing my lawn to tell me she wants to f*** me because she hates my wife. I was angered by this and asked her to leave my property and she...

It’s gotten to a point where I hate SJWs as much as I hate neo nazis. Maybe even more so, because they have power. Neo nazis Dont have power. If you say antisemetic or racist s***, most people will think you’re a tard. SJWs, however, have some power. Not because...

I love animals friends and family but I like to torture beetles for some odd reason lmao idk why there infested in my house and I always do the worst things too them it feels so satisfying haha

I don’t know if s** is a real thing. I mean, really, C’mon.. do people really do that? It’s against God’s word to have s*****, lust bitten, encounters with anyone other than your significant other. Maybe I’m just crazy, or I just oughta know something.

My new job has a cafeteria. Everyday there’s a “meal special” that’s cheap. The food is not fantastic, and it’s not enough to fill me up, but I haven’t worked out bringing my own lunch yet. However, I kind of like it. Having someone cook for me, to the point...

I’ve never dated anyone or kissed anyone sober and yeah I can say that I’ve been focused on school, or that my standards are too high, or whatever else, and while they may be half truths- it just s****. I’m 19, summer after my freshman year. I’ve asked one person...

In private, sit with someone you like (or love), and just hold and rub and squeeze their hands. No talking. That is one of the most calming experiences you will ever feel.

I q**** during s** sometimes and get so embarrassed because WTF. But I want to know how boys feels about this? Are you grossed out?

Soo how many dresses have you ladies worn at once? My record was 25, but then my husband had to cut them off me because I couldn’t breathe 😭

Team of St. Bernards hauling sled with wheels. Asian student driving on Atlantic Ave. – Woof Spotter 🐕

So like, last night I watched the Demo debate, and I think Elizabeth Warren looks and sounds constipated. Wish I could get a comment.

I’m a professional martial arts instructor and I recently learned that I’m terminally ill with only 12 weeks to live, so I’m going to go to a KKK rally specifically to beat the s*** out of and cause injury as many Klansmen as possible before I’m stopped and arrested by...

I love my wife, but she does not inspire me anymore.

She’s having issue that are impossible for me to help her with and find myself dreaming about having an affair another woman I barely know or quite frankly want anything to do with on a romantic or or...

im a stranger to her and i fell in love with her. We used to take the same bus. Whenever i saw her i couldn’t stop staring at her. she caught me few times and i used to look away immediately. One day i didn’t realize she was right behind...

How is that the woman who gives me the greatest blowjobs ever has the worst and most boring p****? 🤷🏾‍♂️

I promise I really do love u…

The idea of white guilt is stupid and if you think people should feel responsible for the actions of others you’re an absolute moron. Cultural appropriation has respectable roots, but 9/10 it’s used by a smooth brain to make outrage p*** out of the trivial and promote segregation. People are...

If I call you, even the loudest I can, will you hear it ?
If I approach my hand, trying to hold yours, will you feel it ?
If I write how much I love you, will you see it ?
I wish you could, but I...

I started a new career recently, I’m probably going to work for this company for the rest of my life or as long as I can. They offer really great retirement options. But then it says things like “you can’t receive distributions until you’re 65” and I’m like… I’m probably...

These rappers are robots, R2D2 , Boba Fett mask is hard to breathe thru.

-Madchild.

I am 31, retooling my life. I suppose people think that once a lesbian always a lesbian, but I don’t have to live like that. I married a guy last month. He knows about my lesbian life and is committed to helping me transition to straight. I want the same...

Every now and then I always think ” What would be like to kill someone?” I do believe that murder wrong, but I just sometimes wonder what would if feel like to actually take a life away.