Now I’ve had the jizzle of my life
No I’ve never felt like this before
Yes I swear it’s the truth
And I owe it all to SimplyConfess

MY BACKSNATCH IS AN OPEN DOOR
INSIDE YOU WILL FIND THE TRUTH

– Corvallus Winslow

It scares me but at the same time I like the chaos of America. Everytime there’s a mass shooting, I’m honestly overjoyed by the fact that white people, especially white American men will be getting the blame for it & that the majority of the victims are white. I’m not...

I’ve always been very low maintenance but I’m starting to wonder if I shouldn’t be. I know I could be beautiful, if I wore makeup and spent more money/time on my hair. People tell me I’m pretty but I see so many prettier than me. I consider myself average looking....

It used to be fun between the both of us but now it’s not and you’re the only one whose getting the pleasure. So how can you say “We have fun don’t we?” No “we” do not. “you” do. 🙁

I want your wife to watch you have s** with me. Let her watch as her husband deep fucks another man, and she will savor the moment when I c******* your backsnatch. We can even broadcast it on cbate, i’ll wear a mask and you call me Daddy. Lets Set...

You are so far beneath me it isn’t even funny. Good luck finding better

I want to talk to him right now. 🙁

Dear women,

Learn to shut the f*** up…

Sincerely,
Real Men Everywhere

P.S. Seriously, shut the f*** up.

I’m a girl and a virgin, someone told me “s** feels better when the guy knows what the girl wants just as much as the girl knows what the guy wants..” i really hope my first time is good..

i’m too tired, too lazy and too scared to go to the store with my dad today… How pathetic is that?

He has a broken hand, but even if he didn’t, he’d be too spoiled to go to the store without me. I can’t stand him. I don’t wanna go…

i’m currently in a relationship & i really like this guy & he really likes me. i’m abt a year & a half younger than him, but he’s only a grade above me in school. (we’re both high schoolers.) so, given our age difference, i can sometimes get excited abt...

Happy Birthday HJ! A wonderful day for a wonderful woman. I wish you all the happiness of the world, stay healthy too, and I hope that all your dreams will come true.
Enjoy this special day with your family and your friends, have fun my angel.
I hope...

I am one of those men who legitimately wants to undergo voluntary castration because I am completely sane but want the calm/freedom of no longer having incessant exhausting s***** urges/desires. Just because I (or many others like me) have never acted out in an abusive or criminal way, and never...

I really want to spend my evening exchanging flirty emails with an ex, or a would-be EA, but neither are online tonight. I’m frustrated.

I really hope you hurt 🙁

How you come out the court house saying “I’m a free B****”
So ghetto!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️

sorry I’ve been away, now that Tool is on Spotify I’ve been rocking out with my c*** out and breeding my backsnatch along to the music. I’m GREAZED & SLEAZED for your STINKFIST right now!!

– Corvallus

people that think they are good looking LOL! etc

Mathematical Infinity

10/11/05

6
212(23Z P)

LP 1ZZZ
DL 4ZZ
BP 4ZZ
PC 2ZZ

Ah, girl talking about wondering what it would be like with a guy as adults. I feel the same about a specific girl a long time ago.

It’s just talk I know, but she really would not need to worry about me. I’m not trying to be all high on...

So what are you going to do about it ?

If you hate white trash and you know it clap your hands ….

i want him but i don’t know about him he’s pushing me away 😞 keeping his distance i just wish he would let it go and 😞

MAN UGHHH LIFE S**** ALIENS

Right now the only thing I want is to hold you tight against me, HJ. I just want to feel you against me during a moment that would feel like it is endless, and appreciate every second of it.

Even I don’t get myself sometimes. I can literally see my abs, and others dream of having a body like mine, I am even offered modeling gigs here and there and yet I still feel way too fat. >:/ I need to work even harder. I want to enjoy looking...

I lov- you.. 🙁

i hate living in fear. but i can’t help it.
today my dad says that he might have a place for me to live, in Sweden. (I’m a F23 and I live with my parents in Finland) but that means I have to live on my own.
I’m...

Last Saturday night, I woke up with a aroused feeling over a woman I went out with on Friday night and after spending nearly a month not giving into gratification I went to the bathroom and masturbated in the toilet. This was strictly to relieve myself from any pent up...

Why not reach out Rather than have a pity party for yourself? “I’m sorry “ goes a long way And honestly even if it doesn’t, At least you tried.

My ex-crush did something that really offended me. I mean people just can’t eat in a practice room! Especially ice-cream and chocolate!! I told her to be careful because once the Head of Department finds out, I will be fired!! No more bands and orchestras!!! But she kept eating and...

i wish for u and me together only 🙁

Please just reach out, I miss you..

Gonna be your drain tonight
Gonna be your drain tonight
You wont last a week if you dont release
so please release it all over me
I’ve got no complaints
as long as it rains
gonna be your drain tonight
gonna be your...

We hired a chinese cook for a night. He came with a dog.

This world, it’s going to it’s downfall, just by reading these confessions, it’s clear as day.
Pedophilia, cheating, i*****…. Does that amuses you? Fact we’re all going to crap hole?
G******* i just wish this whole world burn out like Sodom and Gomorrah, those were just two towns,...

I would never want to make a woman from my past, like say for example, while I knew her and long after, I absolutely believed we had something strong based on us and what we had, what only her and I knew what we had. I absolutely believed and because...

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I don’t hate kids. They’re honest.

I greet a young 20 something ugly purple haired b**** who I dont know with tattoos on every bit of visible skin with a simple hello and I get laughed at or a dirty look and nothing. Lrobably leabin or feminist, a man...

When people say they hate kids..I’m thinking stfu because you were a kid once. What if your mom decided to abort you instead?