Why do people worship an invisible floating man in the sky? why do they fear a person with horns covered in fire? I used to be Christian till i found out that religion is just their too keep you under control manipulate you and steal your money and the people...

That is absurd.

Read your post. Just read it to yourself. What you wrote there is completely absurd.

I invite you to read the definition of absud. I posted it below. You should read that and then immediately check yourself into the loco emergency. Tell the lady you brain...

Hi grandma, miss your smile

I think if you approached ever person or situation in life like as if you and I never met and it never happened, things would be better for both of us. Thats what I do. You should try it

You will not find a happy relationship getting with some...

Yeah I know. Ok well then you’re an indiscriminate s***. That still doesn’t work for me.

Prostitute, s***, whatever, but at the same time I still think you get something out of it. It may that not be money, but it could be something like info. The scoop.

so I don’t want to sound rude because I am a drop out and I don’t see myself as perfect but I wish I knew what makes colleen some girl , etc has such a high opinion of herself when she has no degree. she is competing with people with...

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I really dont care to learn all these damn genders you dumb mfs keep coming up with. Keep that b******* within your own weirdo community. You’re creating confusion for people who simply want an organic family. Two men cannot make a baby, two women cannot make a baby. If you...

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will he have a seizure at the wheel while driving ubers? if he has them he shouldn’t be driving innocent people around or does he want to kill people?

“YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE WHITE ONES!”

– CORVALLUS (& DOLEMITE)

No I wouldn’t go that far, I sure won’t die around anyone I don’t like though.. hahaha!

Iam a sissy dream of having oral while being dressed with only p****** on..

I’m sure marriage has its benefits, but it doesn’t sound very good to me.

I can’t see myself ever getting married and I find the best relationships are the ones where you keep the relationship in the initial stages. Where you still have room to breathe and miss each...

I love JIZZLE JUICE!

I’m a furry who’s partly into, like, shortstacks and small-bodied fictional creatures, but gets h******* turned off if they’re meant to be underage. sometimes, even if it hasn’t explicitly been tagged with cub/loli/s****, it’s been a turnoff if it looks like a real child’s body too much. I’ve been going...

That’s a good question. Why?

As with everything in life, questions, I just try to understand the motive. Why? I don’t care so much about the context, I want to know why? My brother will say “this guy said this” or “this guy did that” pertaining to something not having...

got my CACACOOCHIE creampied by five gentlemen last night at the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE then passed out with a blissful backsnatch. what a wonderful morning melange.

– CORVALLUS

Dude…. Listen to me, alright. I am only going to say this for the 19th f****** time. Listen……

9 years! Alright?

In fact, I definitely need to get out of there.

That’s one tactic I use when it comes to d along with the turds. I’m over it. Her. I am really done with it, I think she’s dangerous, she’s crazy, I would never trust her true intentions. I accepted anoint...

No drugs no drinking and my lack of any social media just screams “attention w****”. So does my apprehension to reach out to certain people, throwing them away and not to mention my anger when anyone, especially an irritating turd with a helium voice thinks he has even a clue,...

I like m*********** as much or more than your average person. Male or female. I love my girlfriend and our s** life. I fairly often get a random feeling that I have got to at least expose my self to an attractive girl and see if she might speak,...

F*** I’m irritated.

I want to kill the next mother fucker who from outbox nowhere even hints to me that they know her and me up hat we had, unprovoked. I don’t care who it is, kill it.

If you’re reading this, wherever you are, beat your meat on a toilet seat!

I don’t really give much of a s***.

I haven’t seen her in 15 f****** years and yet I am still sick to f*** of her and every mother fucker tied to her over the past 15 years.

So what I would suggest is keep turd mouth shut about it...

Every time my boss refers to me as “Old Man” “Hey old man” or whatever, like just now, I am this close to saying “tell Red I said he’s an ugly Bib Fortuna looking f*****, tell him to tell Krystina she is a good for nothing fat a** c***, and...

I haven’t talked to my boyfriend in two months. I told him I needed some space. I haven’t been more happier. I’ve realized that having him in my life was a huge negative. The thought of having to talk to him again makes me depressed. He will be needed an...

No. That’s disgusting and she is disgusting.

It doesn’t make him gay, it makes her evil. It’s just disgusting. I’d kill her.

Am I a bit buzzed? Yes Yes I am!
dose a strong drink make me horney? Yes Yes it dose!
Did I f*** myself with a cucumber? Yes Yes I did!

I love my boyfriend.

yo Presto Fucko, T-Mobile Tuesday is giving me a free BIG BUFORD come here and it’s yours, meet me behind La Carreta

I don’t even have to post y’all are bringing the nasty for me

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

B**** YOU said “you wanna fight?” so that’s on you.

Bro shut the hell up!! ALL you suicidal attention whores come here saying the same s*** about how you wish you had the guts to kill yourself. F*** off! Everyone wants to die. Youre not special. Here I was enjoying my afternoon scroll through Simply Confess trying to catch some...

It’s a mighty fine day so I pulls out the tray
Needs my s*** cut so I call Dante
Trims the gotee and gets the hair cleaned
Hits the switch for a b**** then I sheen
Squeeze my n**** Mad and my cousin OGP
And...

moon

Why cleophus getting all that white a**, I’m the pioneer of pounding pasty pansy’s posterior pussies! DJ PC

I did tell y’all about SLAMMER tonight, I just didn’t sign it. I’m chillaxing.

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

Im in love with a skal.