Corvallus is a b*** muncher f**

If a man calls himself a bear, does it mean Hes gay ?

I realized I’m actually alot more extroverted – I’ve just had enough of ppls b******* and toxicity so I became a misanthrope and pushed people away and looked down on them. 🤷🏻‍♀️ people s*** man, wat can u do.

Times change dramatically for drama queens, some old guy said he’d literally s*** my a** for his back yard. I couldn’t tell if it was a gay pick up line but he smelt of malt liquor and very cheap wine

Lets hope that the fags will leave this site. There are a gazillion sites for fags to hang out and talk about eating shitsicles.

I want a straight guy, Gay guys are so f****** gross and cringey and ugly. I scroll on these sites looking at all these so called men and theyre disgusting. Then I check out the straight boys and im attracted to every single one.

Hot 19 year old at the dollar tree, I will f*** u one of these days. Mark my words!

Many of my gf’s female friends act like they want to fool around with me. I would do it bc she never wants intimacy but I don’t trust her friends to keep their mouths shut.

Also I’m not making any promises, but maybe, just maybe, if you FINALLY do the right thing, I’ll give you a chance somewhere down the line. Dumbass. Or you could go to jail and be the star in my circus. Your choice.

Ive got 400 screenshots, a confession, and a 76 email thread with your ip address, do you really want to test me this time?

Pickle Park lol

to the hot hispanic guy that runs the diner all by himself, if i give u an extra tip next time can I eat your a******? thanks

loyal customer

Corvallus writes about going to a pickle park and pulling a homeless mans pants down and b*** banging his stinky behind. He belongs in a mental hospital. I rest my case. Mixing alcohol and street drugs with hiv meds is not a good thing to do. Also, it is important...

The only thing keeping me alive these days is the tiny chance I will see you naked or have s** with you someday.

Jizzle Jeremy here. Like Rod Stewart I guzzled too much jizzle and had to have my stomach pumped at the hospital. Lost count after a hundred Navy boys.

If I lived in a mental institution, you think I would have free range internet access, and a phone, and poppers from One Stop JIZZLE Shop on Calle Ocho?

You ain’t never gonna be a Boi Detective with those skills, Cumdump

I live in Miami and have a separate efficiency...

Now F***** B*** Muncher Corvallus posting bs about fake Tara. The guy is starved for attention.

Ich bin ein gut aussehender junger Mann, der in Kansas City lebt, und ich muss ein schönes Mädchen finden, das ich heiraten und für den Rest meines Lebens lieben kann. Ich werde sie für immer lieben, ehren und schätzen.

I am the one that talks about you Alan. I am not the troll = you. Stop lying already. You are obsessed Let Me Go already!

Im not an a** man….but goddamn you have a great a**!

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Between you and I my ex had a bigger p****… no wonder you are better off being a bottom. Also, you look 67.

A letter to it: Please understand I will never love you no matter how you look, how much money, how great you are etc. I feel sick knowing I ever was so blind to your nature… you know I know, and sadly with such knowledge you lost me. Enjoy finding...

LOL legit wtf is this site 😂 the same one guy pretending to be multiple people and replying to themselves smh. Toooo funny.

I keep getting the feeling that flight 527 is going to crash. Delta and Frontier use that number and possibly other airlines

I think you are mistaken. First of all, between Friday and Sunday, I had 4 different men I just met ask me out, one bought me dinner on Friday, another bought me drinks Saturday and the other paid for my $100 cab ride on Sunday, no making out, kissing or...

my best friend made me h**** for 2 days in a row, and i made them h**** as well. too bad we’re long distance… 🤷‍♀️

A night like tonight can make or break me….

its obvious that eating mens asses for decades has turned Corvallus into a s*** for brains.

I’ll tell you what you are…

You are gross and more than a little bit irritating.

I miss you Todd G. I havent seen you in 18 years but I still think about you almost every day.

I need some beautiful c*** right NOW!

You should trust me to be able to take care of myself – just as I trust YOU to take care of YOURSELF.

If you want me to make you a custom, just hit me up by email with instructions.

Im just having a really rough day today… I´ll be ok though I guess. It just hurts. Had a few panic attacks today, and it just feels like Im crashing.

If you need to talk, feel free to call me. I know how s*** today is for you.

“Partner” is such an unromantic way to describe a relationship.

Why even bother?

Last night I finally told my partner that I don’t like his 12 year old daughter. He thought I didn’t like her because he doesn’t like my 17 year old son, whom he kicked out to his dad’s house 3 years ago. I told him that no, I don’t like...

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