If I lived in a mental institution, you think I would have free range internet access, and a phone, and poppers from One Stop JIZZLE Shop on Calle Ocho?

You ain’t never gonna be a Boi Detective with those skills, Cumdump

I live in Miami and have a separate efficiency down the road behind La Carreta that I use as the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE(named thanks to the Simply Confess poster who wrote that, “Sucio Sam”)

– CORVALLUS