My Mother wore rubber dishwashing gloves when she bathed me as an infant. She used the thick yellow gloves from Playtex. Every time I got a bath she always wore the gloves as she soaped up my birdie and balls. She washed my a n a l opening by spinning...

All nurses and staff have a phone with a camera. It’s normal to get pics and videos. To avoid lawsuits, the hospitals have inserted a photo release in their admission paperwork. Be sure the patient signed the hospital’s photo release. Have the patient sign a second or third photo release....

Fun things we do to the c o c k and balls in the hospital.

1. Take pics and video of everything for our entertainment and amusement.
2. Strap the male patient down in tight restraints leaving the c o c k and balls fully exposed, on display, easily...

Fun things we do to the c*** and balls in the hospital.

1. Take pics and video of everything for our entertainment and amusement.
2. Strap the male patient down in tight restraints leaving the c*** and balls fully exposed, on display and easily accessible.
3. Examine the...

I wonder how much coke Allison Greenbaum snorts before getting on camera to sell you her supplement MLM shakes and digital nomad lifestyle

The part about project 2025 that scares me the most is the one where it says two hung n****** are allowed to come to your house 5X per week and you MUST spread your a** cheeks for them.

Im so afraid of this that I’m going to stay sleazed...

have gotten this feeling ever since i start to get busy with my own sched. it felt like i needed to do more as i do everything that i can, but for them it is still not enough. 1 place to another, i focus on both but still get loss...

Thank you Mother for having me circumcised. It was embarrassing and humiliating but it was what I needed. It is what I deserved. Humility is necessary to learn.

Thank you Mother for having me snipped and clipped. It was so very painful since I was not a candidate for...

When I was in the hospital I had a verbal dispute with the nurse. She responded by having her Team put me in restraints. That way she had total control. I was helpless.
While being put in restraints, my hospital gown had gotten pulled up leaving my c*** and...

My wife did an interview for her YouTube channel. She met a guy at a hotel room where they did the interview. She called me to say she would be staying another day because a situation had ‘arisen she wanted to take care of ‘. She said something had ‘come...

I feel SO alone and unhappy I’m 41 o have a loving girlfriend a decent job but I wake up every day wishing I hadn’t I’ve attempted suicide twice and failed both times(can’t even k!ll myself right, wtf) I someone stop the effing ride, I want off

I don’t know who Harjit is but f*** him man he sounds like he’s the British word for cigarette

🅽🅰🅷 🅸 🅶🅾🆃 🆂🅷🅸🆃 🆃🅾 🅳🅾 🅹🅾🆂🅷

𝙅𝙊𝙎𝙃 𝙄 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙆 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙮𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙡

how can spirits r*** you though your clothes ?

this is so weird

Who the f***’s chat gpt bot is shitposting

In verdant fields where friendships blossom bright,
Ash stood alone, his heart a heavy stone,
For Butterfree, once soaring in his sight,
Had flown away to skies unknown, alone.

A bond so true, forged through the trials they braved,
In battles fierce and journeys far and...

Fellow citizens of Eternia and esteemed guests from across the multiverse,

Tonight, I stand before you as your leader, President Skeletor, to address the state of our beloved nation and our plans for the future. We gather in the hallowed halls of Castle Grayskull, a symbol of our strength and...

I’m pregnant and moving to Flordia leaving my Baby Daddy Behind.

I (28F) am 13 weeks pregnant. I found out when I was 4 weeks and told my BBD (27M) right away. Me and him were never really in a relationship yet we were exclusive or so I thought....

I have snuck outside of the house fully naked before.

And no, not just a one time thing. Keep in mind, this was usually done in the winter, so before I had a vehicle with autostart, I’d walk out to my car early in the morning (this time of...

I sexted with someone on Reddit and I regret it and I’m also worried

So this woman messaged me and it started light hearted at first but it quickly got s***** until it turned into full on sexting. I’m 20 and she said she was 41 which I thought...

hes stupid hes ugly and he think everyone wants to f*** him but hes wrong about that stupid m*********** should die then i would be happy

I was born a woman and feel like a woman, but I wish I were a man for one reason – because then I wouldn’t have had my career impacted by s***** harassment. In my early 20s, when I was new to the working world, my boss harassed me, I...

Bumcheeks

It annoys me to high heaven whenever I look at another artist with my hopes raised only for it to plummet to the ground when I realize how s*** their art actually is. Just pure laziness and incompetence. You can see its distorted form born only out of a retard’s...

I’ll not get any

I’m old now

I’m not successful

I’m not married

I did few mistakes during my young age which I could never recover from

My investment decisions are bad

My father is no more

My mother is a simple woman doesn’t care anyway

I’m old now, father is not alive,...

Sweet sweet nectar of my balls

Bumcheeks

Bumcheeks

The original Simply Confess was the best.

It was disgusting to see all of the Sodomites at their filthy parades. Truly the most vile creatures on the earth. I admire Iran for knowing how to deal with faggots.

Ben Dover now

What I wouldn’t give to be able to teleport and time travel and slap the s*** out of every s***** parent in every generation. Seriously, I’m pretty sure parenting classes that do more than just teaching how to physically take care of children exist, and clearly a lot of parents...

Those poor young boys are still being tortured and castrated by the Israel soldiers. They strap them in the surgical chair, with their legs pulled wide open and their c*** and balls hanging down. So vulnerable, just waiting to be tormented, tortured, and castrated. It’s such a shame, but I...

The best thing about having my c*** be limp is that it makes Mommy happy. She says she wants it soft all the time like a limp noodle.

She took me to the doctor who put me on medication to prevent it from getting stiff. Mommy makes me take...

Wait-there are people out there that are actually friends with their parents?! Huh…more power to them. Couldn’t be me though. There’s no compatibility between me and those jackasses.

Bumcheeks

I wish I had the courage to hurt myself.

I feel jealous when you mention your gf’s name everytime ‘M’ , but today just made me boil a bit & felt a jab in my chest. Does ‘A’ even genuinely love you or loves your money & the comfortable lifestyle you give to her?

Deep down I hate...