Fun things we do to the c o c k and balls in the hospital.

1. Take pics and video of everything for our entertainment and amusement.
2. Strap the male patient down in tight restraints leaving the c o c k and balls fully exposed, on display, easily accessible and protruding.
3. Examine the c o c k and balls thoroughly and completely.
4. Scrub the c o c k and balls with a soft fingernail brush and hospital soap like Hibiclens brand. Lather it up. Get pics and video.
5. Stick a large dry catheter up his c o c k while he is forced to watch it go in deeper and deeper.
6. Examine and smack his balls.
7. Suspend his c o c k from an overhead IV pole to keep it straight up in the air.
8. Insert an IV line in the c o c k and/or the ball sac.
9. Pierce the frenum and insert a ring or modify or remove the frenum as desired.
10. Practice taking blood draw samples from the c o c k.
11. Inject medications into each ball.
12. Circumcise the c o c k or trim and adjust his existing circumcision as desired.
13. Apply a TENS Unit to the c o c k and balls as punishment for bad behavior and to establish compliance.
14. Have him sign a ‘Thank You’ card for the quality care he has received.
15. Practice your sewing or suturing skills. Put in stitches on the c o c k and balls where they are most decorative or needed. Leave your mark. Brand the c o c k with your mark.
16. Snip under the head to free the skin. Slide the skin all the way down the shaft exposing the raw c o c k to be examined. Then pull the skin back up under the head and suture it in place.
17. Tape his eyes closed if he complains about privacy. He won’t be able to see who enters the room or examines his c o c k and balls.
18. Snip the ball sac open down the center line to expose the raw balls for examination. Hold the real balls in your hand. Take pics. As a reminder of your visit, stitch a knot of dissolvable suture to one ball. Push the balls back into the sac and sew the ball sac closed down the center line.
19. Invite student nurses and staff to examine his c o c k, balls, catheter, and IV line and to practice their skills.
20. Castrate or de-ball him if the situation allows. Keep the balls as a souvenir.
21. Powder it up. White powder on the c o c k and all over the balls. Then take pics.
22. Have him pose for pics with a big, big smile of satisfaction for the excellent nursing care.
23. Have him give high marks to the quality of care survey and add comments about his complete satisfaction.
24. Do whatever else you desire. You own his c o c k and you own his balls.