I ate mex off the taco truck last night. Got the stinky farts and diarrhea today.

Hey Corvallus are you still buying farts? I ate some rotten food earlier and I’ve got some bootyburps that would blow your wig back! Would love to turn this hotass into cold cash if you’re still offering!

Still hurts ramirez.alondra169 how people can change and forget u exist. All that time. I guess that’s just the food chain. Maybe people just pretend to care about someone. Still , I wonder if you ever wonder about me

longing for you still. even after all this time.

My transpenis is itchy despite it being made out of silicone and plastocene

You can’t get away with things like in the past, everyone expects you to be perfect all the time and there are too many ways of them tracking your performance. It’s exhausting, there’s little room to take it easy. In the past you just had to look like you knew...

If only I saw you one more time. Just one more time. Our last time together was not ideal. I need that closure 2 years later.

Six more weeks of winter, no date for Valentines Day, looks like I’m jackin my wang until spring.

For the first time I really wish you were here ramirez.alondra1sd4 I hit the lowest point in my life. Botton of the barrel. Oh well perhaps I was made to suffer

missing you for 2 years is beyond painful. It hasn’t gotten easier AT ALL

I wish I wasnt born gay. I tell myself that just because ill die alone, so what? I have other things in life to excel at. But it hurts man…every rejection I face stings just a little more because of that added knowledge that society rejects me. I have this...

Julia my best friend, after 10 years you’ve really hurt me.
You’ve really hurt me so much.
I paid over €10k euro for a trip around the world to see you.
And you cancel on me 5 times…
You didn’t even see me when I visited...

You’ve really hurt me so much.
I paid over €10k euro for a trip around the world to see you.
And you cancel on me 5 times…
I felt like you’d rather do anything over see me..
You text me once every few weeks.
You...

I feel contempt for my fiancé. He wants our marriage witness / best man to be his best friend, a guy who tried to woo me (and my ex best girl friend) online before I met both od them in person, a man who sends n*** photos of women to...

I hate life. I hate this year. I miss u so much.

Ive put out so many cigarettes in my eyes while working at home depot that ive built up an immunity to ash, lumber, concrete dust, fire, and asz!

– Beau from home depot

I inherited a sizable estate four years ago and I’m almost broke now.
First I bought a BMW 760, a luxury condo and a boat. I spent about 90% of the remaining funds on travel, partying, girls, booze, coke. The rest I just wasted.

2 yrs ago. I miss you. a night much like tonight. One of the last times we were together.

F*CK I got my leg stuck in the snowblower blade! OUCH!

Time to amputate this mothafuca, grab the bonesaw Beau!

-Dr Skitso

Aside from my fiancé, I’m mad at my mother for imitating me m a s t u r b a t i n g . You don’t know how humiliating that was. I want to leave my parents and move in my apartment, and not care about what anyone has...

I f****** hate my fiancé. You hypocritical p************. Go and flirt with all the women you want. And my parents taught me to be modest. F****** double standards.

I f****** hate you for who you are and what you have done. Both of you. F****** imposters with a god-complex. The victory will be mine, promise.

the easter bunnies fluffy white c0ck

-ricky from trailer park boys

My greatest fear is the demise of humanity. Nuclear proliferation, climate disaster, drought and water disruption, crop failure. Adversarial relations, less cooperation. See “Doomsday Clock”, these are advanced thinkers focused on the coming calamity and civilization end.
So my solution, more intimacy and not wearing clothes. Can’t be a...

I wanna strap your hands across my 6.3L V8 engine, as my DlCK shifts into high gear

-d*** treadless aka tread dickless
Aka
Tread dickless aka d*** treadless

I lie in bed and think of our last time together every night. With such great sadness. regret. what if. longing…It feels just like yesterday even though it was years ago.

GET ME A JOB, ZILLIONS IN CASH AND A FUKKK AND A FUKKKEN LIFE , BIOTCH!@HOLE!

Trump, like him or not, he is totally unfiltered and says what’s on his mind. Not concerned about offending people or offensive speech.

My bro, he’s 14, takes my makeup, clothes and zines. He thinks he’s trans, our parents don’t believe that stuff. I’m neutral but want some of my undies back. Btw, he is super cute.

Rata tat tat , RATA TAT TAT
thats the sound of my baIIsack rattling on the rusty cell doors itching for a new celly
The urge to spread my seed in his aszcrack, black man azz,
as i achieve enlightenment behind bars.

-Beef tank from cell...

i want to cut so bad

Deport all Chinese filth from canada

Hallisonian in the hizzy feeling dizzy with all the jizzy from Cindy Too Much and Brenda Bonero!

Corvallus Winslow got me into this game and turned me on to this no loads refused TGal jizzle juice honeyhole lifestyle. But he went off and went straight thug niggerlover but I’m...

Spread your b*** cheeks niggga the train is entering the station.

Beef Tank from cell block 6

Why is p@nties and love m@king censored words here?
I get why fck, p1ss, sh1t, kunk are not allowed.
Anyone else?

2 yrs ago today. one of the final times I saw u. I wish I could go back. I miss you

I miss seeing you on Tuesday nights…So much.

I’m 18 and stopped this a couple of years ago but when I was younger I sucked myself off and experimented with shoving things in my a** at the same time. This went on for months

My new boyfriend Scott has a small male member. He is a nice guy, good job, apartment. When we fool around, I can’t feel him in me. I fake it, am I a bad girl?

I’m in love with a professor to whom I’m a teaching assistant at the university. He’s married and sixteen years older than me. He also has a daughter who suffers from epilepsy. I’m engaged to my fiancé, but I feel ambivalent emotions towards him. My father judges me. It hurts.