I’m gonna need more than ONE ibuprofen Karen, I’ve got a fucken baby inside of me!

A pregnant Susan 🤰

alternative jewish pizza, just like St Jude used to make us!

Entry #1
Charlie Kirk, now burning in level 2 of Hell.

Satan’s Log

Scp #6
Evil Turkey.
Every Thanksgiving this dark magic powered 9 foot tall turkey spawns from the pits of hell with a cicle at hand with one goal, stop the eating of turkeys on Thanksgiving at any cost. Tanks, soldiers, and hungry fay Americans are never enough to...

SCP #1
A massive hulking 85 foot tall black man.
It took 6 days of military strength, strategic planning, and creation of a new CIA blacksite to detain this beast.
SCP #1 was the first of many…

🌐SCP FOUNDATION🌐

if a n**** get an attitude drop it like its hot. snoop dogg

No, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends is not set inside Frankie’s head; this is a fan theory and a plot point explored in the episode “Destination Imagination,” where the character World creates a mini-world inside a toy chest that is mistaken by some as being a representation of Frankie’s mind....

READ IT BEFORE THEY DELETE IT! CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!

According to Sector Seven director Tom Banachek, the group was first commissioned around the year 1927, under President Herbert Hoover; though they apparently answered (or once answered) to the Defense Secretary, contemporary Defense Secretary John Keller claimed not to have heard of...

READ IT BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT DELETES THIS.

Sector Seven’s time had come—and they had done nothing but make the situation worse, all their secret weapons being ineffective against the Decepticons, and having alienated the Autobots. Sector Seven was terminated in an effort to better cover up the existence of the...

ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL!

Misconceptions and urban legends about Transformers
Over the years, many misconceptions and urban legends have sprung up within Transformers fandom, often resulting from such factors as fuzzy childhood memories, inaccurate catalog illustrations, mistranslations of foreign material, and the occasional outright lie.

As time has gone...

ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL!

Car makes a funny sound? It’s an alien. Smart TV has an update unexpectedly? It’s an alien
Leo spitz

TheRealEffingDeal.***

🎃 Did you know? Pumpkin carving kits work on flesh humans too!🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins🎃

ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL!
The All-Spark was the cube that gave life to the first Dynasty of Primes and the Transformer race to work under the Primes. All the Primes died out under the Fallen Prime (who had his little episode in Transformers 2). Many years later, the Transformers...

🎃Every time you eat a Pumpkin seed you Murder my offspring, every time you eat pumpkin pie you commit genocide🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins🎃

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teach a n**** his ABCs starting with ah ah ah and bap bap bap. -Strif905

Business — never personal.
Its the CORPORALATION ya heard.
Yall n***** is crazy. get cha mind right. S*** none of ya on it.
im from the city where n***** make head shotz aint no need fo a vest here. if BET could see how we livin theyd...

In the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things, they teach you to throw your human logic out the window, and instead follow the example of Prometheus for a better movie moment. First use stand there and watch the thing draw closer. Once you’re in actual imminent danger, run just...

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🎃 Think about it, pumpkin carving kits are like selling Murder kits to children…. 🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins🎃

GLOBAL BROADCAST SYSTEM NORTH AMERICA 🌎 🇺🇸

UNITED STATES SHALL DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL MEXICANS AND DRAG THEM OUT ONE BY ONE

GLOBAL BROADCAST SYSTEM NORTH AMERICA 🌎 🇺🇸

I am to clean… refuse, reuse… DESTROY HUMANITY
🤖🕳DroneHole🕳🤖

this was no ordinary n****

He stood about six or seven feet

Now, that’s the n**** I’d been seeing in my sleep

So we triple-teamed on him

Dropping them motherfuckin b’s on him

The more I swung the more blood flew

Then he disappeared and my boys disappeared, too

Then...

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🎃 Think about it, pumpkin carving kits are like selling Murder kits to children…. 🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins🎃

🎃🎃Pumpkins will not tolerate any weakness… if you can’t carve the Pumpkin it may well… get up and carve you this Halloween 🎃 🎃

🎃JACK-O-LANTERN🎃

Fries 🍟 — all dressed up,
Pies 🥧 — all dressed up,
your meal 🍟— all dressed up,
tell em Shania Sent you🔪.

-SHANIA TWAINK.

POKÉMONSPOTTER

Tauros at EB games.

Vaporean at EB Games.

Clefairy at EB Games.

POKÉMONSPOTTER

1 man’s wilderness is another mans theme park.

-Canadas wonderland ✨️

🎃 Think about it, pumpkin carving kits are like selling Murder kits to children…. 🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins🎃

🎃Halloween is upon us, First of all, someone has to plant that seed…. 🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins🎃

Fries — all dressed up,
pies — all dressed up,
your meal — all dressed up,
tell em Shania Sent you, b1tch.

-SHANIA TWAINK.

☆☆CARSPOTTER☆☆

Lamborghini Mercielago

Lamborghini Huracan

Corvette C8

Dodge Challenger Hellcat 707hp

Dodge Charger RT

PTS Porsche 911 GT3

BMW X5M

Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT

Porsche 911 Turbo S

Orange Audi TTRS

Red Audi TTRS

Grey Audi RS5 Coupe

Green Rolls Royce Cullinan

White BMW i8

Grey BMW...

🫗Pour a lil liqour for the dead homies🫗
in the club smokin on a sizzlac🚬
got a yung dubz in my lungs 🫁 yuck!
Migos ATL got splattered like paint 🎨🔫

TV PROGRAMMM | TONIGHT

Black hole 2, twinkle twinkle little t****,

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I LOVE CATS! LET ME PET UR CAT!
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I LOVE CATS! LET ME PET UR CAT!
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I LOVE CATS! LET ME PET UR CAT!
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I LOVE CATS! LET...

I snort cocaine like my name is Kurt Cobaine, better yet call me Kurt Cocaine cuz im rotting in the brain 🧠 -Strif905

today we were very hungry.
we booked a table of 7 at the local Outback steakhouse,
and we ordered food for 7 people. upon bill time the server was curious why 6 seats were empty.
i told him all of the rest were in my head.
...

I got my d*ck sucked by a fucken transvestite in Canada 🇨🇦

F uck your adult son up the a** now he’s a boss like Ricky Ross the boss.

-Rick Ross aka the Boss Rick Ross.

Alvin, get in that fucken kennel or Theo goes back in the dishwasher!

Dave Seville