Happy days are here again and I’m fucken fonzie!
And me I’m gonna quit rap when hell freeze over,
spit evil lyrics I’m a hell bent cobra.
Hit and manhandle you and shatter you bastards,
mentally a gorilla spitting battery acid.

-Madchild, the lawnmower man

Iffa nigguh gott an itch we cann scratch datt 😩😩😩

-YRN Drilla.

Summer 2025 Vacation deals.

4 nights 4 you in Epstein Island ($1599)

Freaky Friday at Diddys Mansion
($4000 per night)

Overdose with Elvis ghost’
($99 a night)

2 hours at Michael Jackson’s Neverland resort ($500)

1 night in Hell (Toronto Canada)
($20)

Escape from Los Angeles fires

SUMMERFEST 2025 SUMMER CONCERT SERIES!

Live from Manchester England with performances by…

MOUTHSMACK

LINCOLN LOG PARK

WIZ KHALIFA (Yes we got him)

NIPSEY HUSSLE (Back from the dead)

JEAN PAUL

METH MOUTH

AKON

DJ SHALID

3 DAYS RACE

SLICKNOT

DEADMAU5

REZZ

DJ SUPERiLLDiLLiON

SONS OF DIDDY

SONREAL

RICH...

2019 Orange Lamborghini Aventador SV

1980S Black Ferrari Testarossa

1980s Porsche 930 Slantnose

2025 Ryft Co McLaren 765LT

2022 EMMO Knight

2016 Mercedes G Wagon

2017 BMW R Nine

LUXURYCARSPOTTER

Yes, I came.

Big Page aka Mr “I’m styll fly”, doesn’t own that phantom, that mf cleans the floors at Shoppers Drug Mart after drake dropped his a**

Tony Hawk is the God of skateboard 🛹 Anthony Hawk is his real name as a person.

Have you ever seen a triple n*gga kick flip? You will now! This Saturday only at the X GAMES

You better pray to ZOD that I don’t turn evil .

-Evil Superman 🦸‍♂️

Plain jane, Richard Mille, I had to let my wrist breathe (breathe)
Almost got frostbit when I rocked my AP
Give this b**** a minute to breathe

-Mink flow aka Young Thugger.

You look cute with makeup, can I see the real you? One without a face.
See my face is sewn on, is yours removable to?

roman sionis

C2, stick your arm in my USB port and zap my tickle stick.

-DT40 & C2D2

Rollin around inna Royce, nigguh. thats a ROLLS ROYCE CULLINAN beeech. nigguh.

-Blvck man inna phantom.

Serenity Now…… Insanity Later🧤

-Llyod Braun.

Ah ah ah. One penthouse, two Benz
This for shorty and her girlfriend, yeah
I feel like I’m Hercules, oh
You gone get paid if you work for me, oh.

-Mink Flow.

And niqqas — I see you lurkin👀🔫 -Santasquad100.

His hormone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

-Autobot Ratchet.

And then I out cha lights nigguh

-Topp notchh.

I’m Michael Myers with a set of pliers.
First iLL eat your eyes and then I’ll set your hair on fire.

-Madchild 57.

F*** toronto

First-generation ghetto n****. Cole world, hello n*****. Made it out the city with my head on straight, N*****

-J Cole.

I have another face now. One that suits me far better, i took this face from you, peeled it off.

– roman sionis

Guys, guys, YO GUYS!
Will someone do something about that dead h***** floating face down in the pool.
My dad’s gonna be home soon and he’s gonna fucken kill me if he finds it. 😂😂😂😂

-About that party from last night.

OK OK OK that’s what the Bodmon say, in the tdot we move birds and rep blue Jay’s.

-Gee Wunder.

I wonder if Chloe knows I goon to her without her consent lmaooooooo idc does she feel it tho?? Poor baby? Wetting the bed 🛌 lmfaooooooooo

Yeah, well my dad’s gonna f*** yours up 💥🚬

-Alex Dad.

Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique!

** then proceeds to blow a hole through the wall and your head**

-Optimus Primer.

Size 17 my heels b*itch, and don’t look up my skirt you hoe.

-A 7 foot tall cross dressing Cambodian

Get this fucken baby outta me 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

-A pregnant susan.

Work a white man’s office job 9-5.👴

Pillage and loot all night 🗣

-Alter Ego of a black man.

IG-88 has been a small obsession of mine, and probably due to the terrifying dream I had as a child that he was chasing and attempting to kill me (of course after seeing ESB about 10 times back then).
He cut off my fucken legs and dragged me through...

You can’t run without your legs!

-Terry Fox.

B*itch I’m gonna kick your azz.
But first, let me take my Tiffany earrings out.

-Earring Magic Ken.

School em like MJ. Daddy left and never came back

-Eazyano.

my co workers described me psychotic, satanic, fucked in the head, and said i talk about satan all the time, you can find me anywhere there is s** drugs and rock and roll

-Mike Zazzo.

Oh look at that. There seems to be a red stain on your shirt like ketchup but you didn’t eat anything😂🔪🤷‍♂️

-Mr Knife.🔪🔪🔪😂😂😂

Stop whining and be a man or ill cut that fucken ponytail off
-The adventures of man bun milos.

Guys, yo guys!
Will someone please remove that h***** that’s been floating face down in the pool for hours before my dad gets home! He’s gonna freak out!

-About that party from last night.

It’s funny.
When I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now!

But for me.
It started off with a simple.
HA
HA
HA
HA

And it ended with...