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The smell of her body hair made me a wild horse.
Jolly J!zzle

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There’s this girl who works in the same company at the mall that I do who I’m pretty obsessed with (even though she’s married). I’m always checking her out. Lately, I haven’t seen her in a while, but in the past, I used to sniff the chairs she sat on, and one time she left her stuff at work. So I sniffed her jacket, licked the mouth area of her water bottle, I stole a tampon from her jacket because it has her scent, and I used the lotion she uses to rub on my d*** and balls. If I could’ve, I would’ve came on her jacket.

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I was roller skating around liberty city today in my short shorts and a skimpy tank top.

Was fishing for BBC’s and saw a group of young bucks hanging in front of a house. I noticed them looking at me so I rolled by and asked them if they were interested in my muffin aka my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH.

They didn’t understand what I was saying and kept asking me if I wanted some rock I said heck yeah I could use a rock hard BBC between my tender white buns!

Finally they understood what I meant and this is when they got violent and started beating me unmercifully.

As soon as I could I skated out of there and I’m starting to not like these NIGGERSS ANYMORE! Not a single one of those lazy worthless NIGGARS EVEN BUTTFUCKED ME!!! Just punches and kicks mostly.

CORVALLUS B NIGGERHATER

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Mercedes slk55 amg at home depot

Carspotter416

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a lie
8 years

Somebody was being a really big d*** to me on discord when i got in a fight with somebody. So before i left the server i implied that i kms by saying “I have a knife who knows where it will go from there”. Then I left.

774 Views
a lie
8 years

A simple lie I said when I was drunk to get a boy to like me now seems like it’s negatively affecting my life in a massive way. It’s not even a BAD lie, I just said I’d done something when I hadn’t, but I feel like I can’t confess...

705 Views
a lie
8 years

I run into a practically predictable cycle of making myself believe I can achieve more than I’ve shown in the past and fail almost as predictably, yet I continue believing in this cycle of lies and falsehoods so I don’t have to come to terms with the complete and utter...

641 Views
a lie
8 years

Country music is outstanding. All the other music generes aren’t real

677 Views
a lie
8 years

I’ve been lying for about 7 years of my life, which is pretty long considering that it is more than half my life. I hated every single being, I faked a smile to mask every single emotion. I felt no guilt. I keep telling myself that I’m not a psychopath...

505 Views
a lie
8 years

i am thinking about having a bloody moon party this full moon on the weekend. we can drink or throw bloody mary’s or blood oranges at each other as pin the donkey with a blood orange game. blood pudding ice blocks and god knows and have a witchy dress up...

715 Views
a lie
8 years

I tell women I’m gay when they ask me out because I’m socially awkward

506 Views
a lie
8 years

The Church of Satan is A LIE! Joining this cult was a mistake. They made me do awful things. As “punishment” for disobedience I was forced to drink a full cup of liquid feces. They told me I was disobedient and Satan would punish me unless I read the Satanic...

691 Views
a lie
8 years

all weirdos on here get a grip what u do is not normal

676 Views
a lie
8 years

I feel depressed and when people ask me why I make up lies of being abused

622 Views
a lie
8 years

I lied about how great your work project is. It’s silly, derivative, uninventive, it may even hinder our career in this office. The only reason I joined that loser of a project is that it will make me spend hours, days, weeks next to you.
I hope we run...

599 Views
a lie
8 years

I stole a paragraph of writing and made it my own original story but the thing i stole it from is highly problematic and i get scared my friends going to find it even though thats highly unlikely. Havin a tiny panic attack

584 Views
a lie
8 years

I am a liar. I lie about everything to everyone. One part of me thinks it is superior to everyone as in intelligence and the other part of me thinks it is less smart than everyone else so I lie so carefully. That way when people buy my lies I...

584 Views
a lie
8 years

I fucked a dog

598 Views
a lie
8 years

I lied to mother and my boyfriend about my pregnancy. The father of my child is my own father!

822 Views
a lie
8 years

Today I liked to my mom’s about the missing money, I told I gave it to my friend but in reality I gave it to some random homeless guy…

630 Views
a lie
8 years

My entire self. I act like I’m stupid or that I’m so clueless. When I read between the lines of people, and know when they like me, hate me, lie to me, and so on. They just think I’m nice and dumb. But when I finally do show my true...

623 Views
a lie
8 years

My b**** are so big that when I sleep they choke me

729 Views
a lie
8 years

I’ve been lying to my husband telling him that I needed space but in all reality I’ve been sleeping with this guy while he’s been away and I’ve been lying to him the entire time

739 Views
a lie
8 years

i lie to everyone about how im felling i say im fine and sometimes i say im sad or angry but really im scared.
not of people but of the things i see and most of the time i cant tell if its real or not and its not...

562 Views
a lie
8 years

You’re my best friend, and you’ve been lying to me for some time now. But the thing is, I’ve known about your lies, and I just wanted to see if you will eventually come clean. I’m still waiting.

603 Views
a lie
8 years

I am letting you go. I cannot fight for someone who does not want to fight for me. So go and be free. I hope you have a great life and the life that we had together and lost doesn’t haunt you. I will be fine and in time I...

669 Views
a lie
8 years

I’ve been pretending whatever is happening around me isn’t getting to me much and that I’ve made my peace with it. The truth is I’m going to kill myself because there isn’t any other way out.

624 Views
a lie
8 years

I meet my currently bestfriend for about 4 years now and i cant wait to switch school so i dont have to lie to her everyday. i´m an only Child and i have Always wanted a sibling but it never happend. when i meet my friend i told her that...

690 Views
a lie
8 years

how do you tell your friends that you won’t be attending school next year with them? and that the reasoning behind it all was something you kept to yourself while hanging out with them. that while your home life was chaos you still showed up to school like it was...

651 Views
a lie
8 years

I tell the father of my son that I love him every day, but it’s the biggest lie I’ve ever told. I hate him with every fiber of my being. He disgusts me with everything he does. I wish I could die, just to get away from him and the...

730 Views
a lie
8 years

Verizon wireless is trying to collect $120 i owe them. when they called today I pass for someone else and told them that I had died. she asked for the day to put in the records and offered condolences. I idn’t mind the lie because I really want to die...

815 Views
a lie
8 years

I made a video in first grade about s**. I told my mom it was someone else that told me to. I am now 11 and this kid us my friend. She still hates him. I want to tell the truth but I’m so scared. What do I do?

712 Views
a lie
8 years

I told my Mom she was better than my real Mom -who has passed away- and I FEEL SO GUILTY OMFG! IM SORRY MOM

616 Views
a lie
8 years

I was asked if I was interested in this job via Xing … I kinda was as I just started being an entrepeneur a year ago … but I played it cool and asked for an enormous salary as I thought I could do so, my situation seemed to be...

575 Views
a lie
8 years

I’ve been telling everyone that I don’t know what I wanna do it my life, but the truth is I do. Its the exact same thing I’ve wanted since I was in elementary, but I’m too embarrassed to actually confess it. Also, I have no idea if I’ll actually be...

666 Views
a lie
8 years

im insecure with my bestfriend .

518 Views
a lie
8 years

Title IX means that, in the presence of all of my female students and colleagues, each word I write and utter is carefully contrived to cause the least possible offense at all hours of the workday. Any bit of warmth, generosity, or humanity I display is scripted so that I...

570 Views
a lie
8 years

I’m in relationship with a girl for over tree years, and somewhere down the line I understood that I’m gay, and I want to do e***** service as a job.
Because of my crippling ocd I can’t tell her all of this.

640 Views
a lie
8 years

This isn’t really a big deal but I wanted to submit this because it was actually pretty funny,

Me and my friends were having a sleep over, we were down in her huge basement, played some pong, nerf wars etc, then we wanted to watch a movie or show so...

636 Views
a lie
8 years

i’m not a disappointment to my parents

604 Views
a lie
8 years

I’m black

862 Views
a lie
8 years

ive been lying to my friends for years and i told them all these stories of all these amazing things and none of them are true but i cant tell them that or else i could nvr show my face around them ever again

627 Views
a lie
8 years

I lied.

497 Views
a lie
8 years

i’m straight

748 Views
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