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Last nite my bf and I, female, went out. My bf is a femboy and was dressed super cute. Omg, so many girls were touching him up his little skirt. He loves the attention. We got home 4:30am. Banged. It’s f’ing noon.

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when i was in school about 10 year old my friend and me used to play in his shed. One day he said shall we take all our clothes off and play n***. At first i was a bit scared but thought why not. We used to do this all the time then one day his dad caught us. ( to be continued)

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