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Come sit on my lap Kylie
After that last drink I fell down and shitt outta my azz all over my suit.
And your Easter photo is gonna have my massive b0ner in it Susan.
Do you think complaining to mall management can make my life any worse? Ha ha f uck you Karen!

-Mall Easter Bunny FML.

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