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Steve’s little brother John stopped in on his way home from college. For the holiday. We went out dinner. Then returned home I remember smoking some W E E D. This morning I woke up N A K E D between them. And my cream pie bowl was overflowing. And my hand w r a p p e d around John’s cream pie nozzle.

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Walked around a corner into an alley near Calle Ocho today and who do I see but that little 5 foot 5 hairy runt of a Jew Corvallus Bronson Winslow aka CORVO Breed bent over for a pack of Venezuelan buggarones.

He kept screaming “NO SE RECHAZA NINGUNA CARGA” or NO LOADS REFUSED in Spanish. He saw me walk by and looked embarrassed then grabbed his cheeks and started wilding out to the tempo of the buggarone pumping away behind him.

Sick guy.

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I want to be blindfolded, b*** naked, brought on a stage and sat on a wooden chair, and i want to m********* furiously, animalistic, loudly and s***. I will edge myself, not knowing if thereโ€™s people or not watching me because everyone has been instructed to be silent (if somebody is even there, who knows) iโ€™ll do wild stuff, touching me everywhere, when iโ€™m at the point of non return, off the edge, a collaborator will remove my blindfold, but it will be too late to stop, iโ€™m c****** now, in front of laughing people, and iโ€™m taking the pleasure all in looking people in the eyes. Knowing before i have even fingered mg a** and kissed mg own feet, iโ€™ll feel destroyed after, so shameful, but yet, itโ€™ll all have been worth it.

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ive got a feelings “its the place to be” tonight.
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Hey assholee you smashed the fucken gate!

Beau from home depot

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Meet local girls in your area > ๐’๐„๐—๐€๐Œ๐„.๐‚๐Ž๐Œ

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Fuckk your sohn up the azz now he gon need an ice pack

Juicy J

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suckkin onna chicken nugget
a niggga just trynna chill n sip.
took som fucken lean mix it wit gasolina that shitt taste like reptar tyranosorus rex dickss
Drugs in my pocket cant let monica see dem

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suckkin onna chicken nugget a niggga just trynna chill n sip. took som fucken lean mix it wit gasolina that shitt taste like reptar tyranosorus rex dickss

-Jaeden the creator (adhd super rapper)

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BMW X5M at Messe Essen Halle 8 in Germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช

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I just love baby Princess Leia and don’t wish Luke was a real person.

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“Don’t make me kill you ”

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Taskeasy steals money and explouts its workers oversees while also treating its clients like s***, no one actually cares about the work lol, and can u blame them? They dont get payed enough to care

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LOVE how cute she is, and adorable and beautiful. That’s the best part.

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They are gonna give me $3000 in tuition reimbursement and I will use it to go back to turkey.

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the girls are comin
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Louis Vuitton sneakers black 2025 at Queens Park Station

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Stick a knife in your ear and make you scream when it scrapes the wax off your brain ๐Ÿง 

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2008 Audi R8 V8 at Yonge St and Gerrard st.

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Red 1992 Honda Civic EG in Gรผtersloh Germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช

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BMW 5 series at Wilson Avenue.

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and color me surprised

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Girl with a tongue piercing in Gรผtersloh Germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช

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and color me surprised

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Gimme yer Mezzo mix digga das ist ein robberie niggga

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“Yeah I lied! You are not getting back out of that rubber sleep-sack – ever! I will feed you the occasional energy bar, and as you s*** my c*** and those of my many buddies, you will swallow their white slime, which is known to have some nutritional value, so...

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Costumeโ€™s a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?

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Regina Saskatchewan is full of hoes

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It was fun, playing those psychological games.
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Ian is gonna use that as AMMO towards me , but he doesn’t want people to call him dirty.
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Two names, one goal. Black Mask terrifies the city, Roman Sionis rescues it.

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i look like a jackasss look at that.

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