I want to have s** with underage girls, the younger the better, my erect manhood would enter the girls C***, I would begin to take them very f****** hard with my p****, I want them to scream for their mother’s then I will put my p**** into her mouth and throat f*** the girl, then m********* in the girls face, which would be covered with my f****** come, then I will take the girl from behind, I will get my sister, and the girl will lick out my sister’s C***, so I can f*** my sister next.
When I was in grammar school I had a lover. We would meet in the barn on our way to school. She would wear a dress and would lay on her back on a bale of hay. It took a few month’s before I could bury my D in her. It felt great to hit the bottom of her. After about a half hour she wanted my C and I would start pumping her full. She would then put her p****** on trying to not drip but keep as much good stuff as possible in her. Her Mother figured out the stains in her p******. Then Once a month I would have to drop my full load in her Mom. She made sure I came in her a couple of times b*******
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The Grinch
Apparently, Dominic Monaghan has a big d***. It’s big enough that his ex-girlfriend decided to tweet about it. I’m not sure why I got obseesed with this, but here we are.
h****://x.***/danadearmond/status/1795538702699237501
Damnnn style tips from marks works warehouses.
-Katy from Letterkenny
You trynna line up ya friends g?
Backdoor Bryan
You read posts here and on social media about Vincent e Martz McConnellsburg mercersburg hustontown Pennsylvania online saying he raped Julie Martz McConnellsburg Pennsylvania and her kids! it’s all lies that Julie Martz made up! I’m hoping Vincent Martz mind is in good working order because this online s*** on...
Uplink, underground! Uplink, underground! If you guys don’t shut up, I’m gonna uplink your asss, and you’ll be underground
Ben Richards
Sick of your neighbors? We’ve got a drill for that!
Milwaukee Mike
My name is “Candle” and I’m a security guard at ‘Tendreana’s Outback!’, don’t bother looking it up unless you scroll the dark web. This restaurant is dedicated to those who crave human flesh. We lure people from small dating sites to “motel” rooms and killing them. You probably think I’m...
I’m not afraid of dying. How do you know? You’ve never tried it before.
Victor Creed
My husband hates bellpeppers, with a passion, so instead of cutting it up myself, I add paprika to it, because he doesn’t know that paprika is the same thing. I just tell him its an herb.
I lied for years about my skills and basically dumbed myself down so I could hide. I’d be haunted by the thought that the eyes of those I know would really see ME, and I’d be unable to express myself in a way that I can’t to people IRL.
Vladimir Putin wants everyone to know he is a great person.
R35 Nissan gtr ‘orange’ at Balanciaga house
Japanesecarspotter
this isnt american football this is soccer for crying out loud, thats something my dad says
-Adam from home depot
Takis, Taco Bell, and nachos with jalapeños, that’s a Lethal combo for your toilet 🚻
Poop Boy 416
I used chat gpt to help me write my nursing school application. writing if not my strong suit and I feel so incredibly guilty about it
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I lied to my mother and family that I won’t kill myself but after 2weeks im planning on using my grandfather’s gun to feel free I don’t want to die but I also don’t want to suffer I hope they forget about me I wish I hugged you one more...
I cheated on my ex girlfriend 15 years ago. Back then it did not feel like ‘cheating’ because I did not really like her, but a few years ago I started regretting my past actions. When I think of the pain I caused her, of the blow it...
I’ve been in love with my step-dad for 5 years and he grabbed my b*** the other day thinking i was mom….. but what my mom doesnt know that i know is she fucks my bf when where not home he comes over…ahhh like f***
anthony is straight
I faked my period then 5 months later I got it and my mom never found out
I want to ask you something crazy the Julia 😂 I want to give you a break, in December do you want to go with me to Holland or something? What was that city you were showing me? Utrecht or Amsterdam? and said we should go to?...
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Tattoospotter
quick trip to Lowes to buy a lawnmower, caught Tyler the lot associate sniffing some paint behind the garden center with Dyslexic Dan
a high end stripper🫴for governers and athletes
-Stanley Tucci
a high end stripper🫴 for governers and athletes
Stanley Tucci
michael cera spotting jacking off in the handicapped stall with the door open at the Rogers Centre to a photo of Jose Bautista
-Celebspotter
I pretended I’ve never SH or attempted when my friend told me she was scidal because I didn’t want anyone to know and I lied to her and my other friends about why I always wear baggy clothes even in summer and in gym
when i was little me and all my cousins had a big sleepover and they had just brought a puppy when everyone was asleep i needed to go toilet but i was too scared to get up cs like they had those long dark hallways 😂😂 , but i ended...
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Cyan iridescent Subaru WRX sti at costco
Carspotter416
Bridge piercing on a staff member at the hot topic store
Piercingspotter
If you had a collision with me you’d leave with internal bleeding
Sean Strange
At least I don’t drive a stupid yellow car.
Brent B*** from corner gas
Audi TT driven by a Montreal Canadians player at the home depot.
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Gimme a drink bittch😫😎
Beer Keg Brian
In the hood Tatted like a Mexican
Tyga YMCMB
Someone has this thing against Vincent Eugene Martz McConnellsburg mercersburg hustontown Pennsylvania. I keep seeing here he raped Julie Martz and children, abusive to her etc. You do research online under search engines it’s all levels of lies. Let’s go at it this way 99.7 percent of us don’t care....
Guess who bishhh? Just got out of the psychward Now imma take out my Earrings and kick your assss back to the gay bar
Earring Magic Ken
you can put the cuffs away officer. my grandma isnt murdered shes taking a nap in a dirt hole in the backyard
-seth meyers