Pop a fucken perk
Readin memes bout Charlie kirk
Liftin concrete my f***** neck hurt
Purple dinosaur dickss skirt skirt

Jaeden the creator (adhd super rapper)

this guy was almost so petty you gotta respect it.

-Owen Wilson

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Boop boop boop boop thats a hayabusa, ride Nicos asss like a scooter

Luciano locosquad

Nancy,
does it seem like a whiskey type of vibe?
or a beer type of vibe today?
well how bout both!

Will Spencer aka the hottest man in LA.

alright
So i keep my knife in a black leather sheet,
her name is dagger mouth
and shes armed to the teeth.

-prevail wonder

CIGARETTES, PISSTAINED JEANS, WORK GLOVES, DUIS

Rodney and the fuckheads

allow me to make things entertaining for you in this… “SPOCKumentary” .

sheldon cooper aka Big bang theory

fake friends➡️ become real nigggas and real nigggas➡️ become real enemies. 🗡🔫

-young Dolphin 🐬

Tell me what’s on your mind human, or I’ll splatter you on the wall and see for myself!

Decepticon Blitzwing

Nah, my name’s Teaspoon, and I’m Cybertron’s chief dishwasher.

Autobot Kup

mmmmmm that conversation sounds intellectually bankrupt.

sheldon cooper aka big bang theory

fat indian chick in athabasca Alberta with an eyebrow piercing, and a tongue piercing, she also has a belly button piercing

. -piercingspotter

these confessions ARENT fake!!!
bob the Builder came to my house and broke my legs because i didn’t pay lofty to cement my dickk

Innocent… Feed them to the Sharkticons…

The quintessons

Damnnn
style tips from marks works warehouses.

-Katy from Letterkenny

Damnnn
style tips from marks works warehouses.

-Katy from Letterkenny

You trynna line up ya friends g?

Backdoor Bryan

You read posts here and on social media about Vincent e Martz McConnellsburg mercersburg hustontown Pennsylvania online saying he raped Julie Martz McConnellsburg Pennsylvania and her kids! it’s all lies that Julie Martz made up! I’m hoping Vincent Martz mind is in good working order because this online s*** on...

Uplink,
underground!
Uplink,
underground!
If you guys don’t shut up,
I’m gonna uplink your asss,
and you’ll be underground

Ben Richards

Sick of your neighbors?
We’ve got a drill for that!

Milwaukee Mike

My name is “Candle” and I’m a security guard at ‘Tendreana’s Outback!’, don’t bother looking it up unless you scroll the dark web. This restaurant is dedicated to those who crave human flesh. We lure people from small dating sites to “motel” rooms and killing them. You probably think I’m...

I’m not afraid of dying.
How do you know?
You’ve never tried it before.

Victor Creed

My husband hates bellpeppers, with a passion, so instead of cutting it up myself, I add paprika to it, because he doesn’t know that paprika is the same thing. I just tell him its an herb.

I lied for years about my skills and basically dumbed myself down so I could hide. I’d be haunted by the thought that the eyes of those I know would really see ME, and I’d be unable to express myself in a way that I can’t to people IRL.

Vladimir Putin wants everyone to know he is a great person.

R35 Nissan gtr ‘orange’ at Balanciaga house

Japanesecarspotter

this isnt american football this is soccer for crying out loud, thats something my dad says

-Adam from home depot

Takis, Taco Bell, and nachos with jalapeños, that’s a Lethal combo for your toilet 🚻

Poop Boy 416

I used chat gpt to help me write my nursing school application. writing if not my strong suit and I feel so incredibly guilty about it

Lorinser F01
Mercedes SL Roadster
Mercedes S63 AMG coupe
Ferrari 308 GTS
Ferrari 812 GTS
Ferrari 812 Superfast
Ferrari 488 Pista
Ferrari SF90
Ferrari F8
Lamborghini Aventador SVJ
Lamborghini Aventador SVJ
Lamborghini Aventador SVJ
Lamborghini Aventador S
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I lied to my mother and family that I won’t kill myself but after 2weeks im planning on using my grandfather’s gun to feel free I don’t want to die but I also don’t want to suffer I hope they forget about me I wish I hugged you one more...

I cheated on my ex girlfriend 15 years ago.
Back then it did not feel like ‘cheating’ because I did not really like her, but a few years ago I started regretting my past actions.
When I think of the pain I caused her, of the blow it...

I’ve been in love with my step-dad for 5 years and he grabbed my b*** the other day thinking i was mom….. but what my mom doesnt know that i know is she fucks my bf when where not home he comes over…ahhh like f***

anthony is straight

I faked my period then 5 months later I got it and my mom never found out

I want to ask you something crazy the Julia 😂
I want to give you a break, in December do you want to go with me to Holland or something?
What was that city you were showing me? Utrecht or Amsterdam? and said we should go to?
...

11:11 make a wish tattoo
All black snake 🐍 tattoo
Fire 🔥 flame tattoo
1997 tattoo
J tattoo
Honda Civic eg tattoo

Tattoospotter

quick trip to Lowes to buy a lawnmower, caught Tyler the lot associate sniffing some paint behind the garden center with Dyslexic Dan

a high end stripper🫴for governers and athletes

-Stanley Tucci