yeah assshole, don’t flush the toilet you fatasz American slob.

-Jeeves the creepy Janitor.

im going to keep this easter photo of your family and chew on it a bit every day.

-Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

with a receeding hairline as bas as his, it was as clear as Pepsi Crystal meth that he was a janitor.

-Jeeves the creepy janitor

When my hubby passed i was very s******* frustrated and after a year I started to expose myself, even masrebate while someone wattched.Made my arousal top notch and I d climax heavy.In mt 50s now I still do it everyday from my van and have grown to love it.I dont...

Kylie from Scotland, don’t you wonder how you got that scar? While your mother was a bartender
It’s from when I smashed my bottle on your mother’s head! And the glass got chu biitch

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

I’m always on the lookout for exhibitionist hotties. Love a peek up your skirt at your lovely underthings.

i have something to ask you.
Do you want to see my knife 🔪

Mr Knife 🔪

after im done im finna leave the Home Depot washroom looking like a truckstop.

– Diarrhea Johnson

Lofty, grab my hammer! 🔨
its a 2 for 1 deal,
both “Tim and Sons”
(the competition) are both going to get a black eye from the same hammer.

-Bob The Builder

Mothafuca here ist €5
Go get uncle Milos a pack of Cigarettes and hair clips from ALDi.

The Adventures of man bun milos

Lofty — grab my Diablo Nailgun, theres a commie coming our way to negotiate our drywall installation prices. Let nail that fuckker to his own drywall. -.

Bob The Builder.

My pseudonym is Jean-Leon Stewart of Fiserv and I’d like to apologize for being a whiny little b1tch. I toss things over the wall and expect other teams to do all the work, and then I complain when they don’t prioritize me as #1. I moved to architecture because I...

hey dad, FUC u Robert! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
And fuc u Jaedyn

-Mad Kyle Energy

There’s irish blood on my German stein mug! Bashed a mothafucken nigggas head with this stein in Dublin! Its survived war!

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

Meet local girls in your area: 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐄.𝐂𝐎𝐌

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Hey do you wanna go roll around in some mud? naked?

-Muddy Mike the dirt freak.

Someone’s gotta be the bad guy in black clothes.
Chinkyy eyed, Irish alcoholic, I’m an assholee. Taken off the street right from the basement to the castle.
Im an Irish alcoholic assholee

-Irish Alcoholic assholes.

Someone at the bars always gotta be the Assholes…
Assholes…
Assholes…
Assholes…
Chinkyy eyed drunk Irishman at the bar being an assholes, he’s gonna grab your girls asz and his pal James is gonna put your head through the Ikea cedar table.
Cuz they are

CANADIAN ALERT SYSTEM ⚠️ 📢
Canada has been taken over by Indians! This is not a drill, Canada is now called New India or Shitholee

Drink drink drink it’s another drunken day in Dublin at James Pub.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

Usa should’ve invaded canada
But guess what
Those fucken Indians invaded canada by the millions.

#FuckCanada

I’ll tell you a joke 😂
My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while...

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Oooo that’s a sharp knife 🔪 you’ve got there, want to see mine?
It’s a ww2 nazi dagger passed down through generations.

Mr Knife 🔪

Braaap Braaaap hoe this is a 4 stroke dirt bike

Mad Kyle Energy

The snow is melting and if I’m going out yer coming with me to hell

⛄️Frosty The Snowman⛄️

love sucking my grandad and father , my grandad is nicer he pees in my mouth to wash it out

Bittch get in ma fucken belly

Sammy Sausage Snacker

Tyler the lot associate is off work at home depot until Monday

Create a blue 1993 Honda Civic eg on the german autobahn

¡ACHTUNG! ¡ATTENTION!
There is an unusually large amount of Real Niggaz converging on your location immediately.

-UNDC (United Niggga Defence Core)

nail a n**** in the neck with an ice pick like we at a ski resort.
You can get yourself Iced nikka

-Vanauley Glock

He was a true GERMAN 🇩🇪
He was the leader of their new world order

-He is extremely Murphy-

Hey ASZHOLE! get mee another drink bitchhh and tell them bartender to line up the shots.
cuz if you aint drunk you aint IRISH niggaz hoe. Im fucken wasteddd

-Irish alcoholic assholes.

Im gonna end up with my WiLLY on PEECOCK. They put my D1CK on TV

-Love Island beyond the villa 2024

drink sleep repeat, thats the lifestyle in Ireland 🇮🇪. –
Punch a niggga in the face and drink till my livers fuckked

Irish Alcoholic Assholes.

I have to trim and shave my pubic hair. I’m not big down there. Can’t see my g******* if I don’t shave. One girl was like “wtf”?

It’s getting crazy out there🔥🤡

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