I’m a masturbobater. That is a high speed mas tur ba ter.

Alternative Jewish pizza just like st Jude used to make us.

Homie I also want to tell u. Either in this July, December or February next year I will move to Germany.
I f***ing HATE canada!

dry nick wants dicc succ n liqour night bich

Got chu in my sight 😏 b****💥

WhiteBoix6ix

We got f’ed up beyond belief watching football. Someone barfed in the hallway and up the wall. Somebody else missed the toilet and pooped on the floor where is these people

We just got out of church and I have never been so happy to get off that hard pew. Last night I was with two boys at the same time which I’ve never done and never thought I would do but it just happened. I am so sore today. I’m...

My sisters bf came over last night to see her and she wasn’t answering his texts bc they are fighting so he texted me and I snuck him in then we started talking. It makes me mad bc he is so hot and my sister is such a b and...

I git off wearing ladies clothes,, mostly undies. I have read this is not unusual and some women like playing along.

Yesterday’s Germany 🇩🇪 is today’s USA 🇺🇸 keep it right ✅️

A message paid for by 3rd Reich Entertainment in association with ICE.

About ten years ago, I saw a teenager on an online forum open up about their issues with their s******** and express worry about being a p********. Wanting to be helpful, I responded to the post by asking the teenager questions like “do you want to have s** with children”...

They told me that the pain medication was working.

David, 75 currently deceased 💀

Historic users of this website and their birthdays.

Mr Knife – since 2025
GERMANCARSPOTTER- since 2024
Beef tank – since 2024
Corvallus – since 2024
JPR – since 2023
Real life skitso – since 2023
Evil Jesus- since 2022
Covenant kids – since...

Your son gon spread his butttcheeks for me when he go to prison miss, didn’t he just turn 25?
Let’s see if we can fit 25 nigggas in him at once.

Beef Tank from Cell block 6

I got back to campus and I went to a party and met a senior at the party and we went to his apartment, he had some beers and we watched some p*** and he switched to gay p***. I watched and of course I was aroused by it, he...

Don’t beat yourself up over it, Bradley, you are just hard to love, but you are well… well rounded, fat.

Cupid4u

I’m addicted to p***

I’m a straight guy, but every now and then I have an urge to give strange guys oral s** in public places.

I identify as a white man in this time of uncertainty.
But my southern accent and ID photo say otherwise, the white man will call me Harold from accounting for now.

-A gender queer black man.

your celly lookin like a snack imma devour him

-beef tank from cell block 6

I used my v******* this morning listening to my mom and step dad. It was loud enuf to wake me up. I no it’s gross but it’s easy to see he’s huge and the noise mom was making he has to be rly big and good. I kinda hate him...

I read these confessions, some make me lol, others I don’t believe, and a few make me wet. And the creative “anglish” to get around censoring.
My confession, I try to be attractive to my bf. I work out at a gym, wear nawtee lingerie and act, you know...

I messed around some with girls in college. I did know I was somewhat attracted to girls in high school. well one girl, but I never acted on it.
I was drinking with my roommate one weekend and woke up to her pulling my underwear down. I resisted but...

So my boyfriend has a not too big pness. I stay with him cuz he has a nice apartment and a BMW. He treats me good, we go to fancy restaurants, buys me cute clothes and expensive perfume.
I get extra curricula boom boom for guys are work.

I hooked up with a married man a couple weeks ago when I was Christmas shopping. We were waiting in line and started talking and one thing led to another. There is a movie theater at the mall and he bought us tix and we hooked up in there. I...

I seen andrew tates d1ck. It was weird and ugly smaller than I expected. Now I feel humiliated with second hand embarrassment

Two years ago when I graduated from high school three of my friends and I went to to Florida for a graduation trip. They had all lost their virginity but I had not mainly because I played sports but also didn’t want to get a reputation.

While on the trip...

I am currently sitting in a puddle of come that has ran out off my ar5e, feeling guilty as my wife caught me crossdressed and being railed by her boss and his brother.
The guilt comes from lying to her saying it was a one time thing to get...

Would any other Democrat males be interested in joining a support group for men who coexist with a ciswoman and her bull?

Bonus points if your wife’s bull is African American and you’re having trouble navigating the cultural differences.

I know my wife’s bull is in charge and I cannot...

FYI to all the bros out there I stopped by to see CORVALLUS and he’s got diarrhea still. Worst smelling b-hole I’ve ever smelled. Barely able to shoot my load the smell was so stinky and strong. 1/10 but did have a free shot and spliff apart of his CORVALLUS...

I fell back into my compulsion and started f****** myself in the a** with objects. A smooth rake handle and a nice fat sausage. The sausage felt good as I think thats what a real p**** would be like. I really know this is wrong and I want to quit...

My name is jake hedden (aka jacob hedden) of lincoln nebraska and I am a waste of skin :(. Sorry to all I’ve come into contact with. I’ll try to be less of a piece of TRASH in 2026.

Yesterday our company’s last workday of the year. Then on top of it my buddy Jeff was retiring early. Must be lucky 57 years old. When’s the next time I’ll see him? Might see him next summer at the company’s summer bash. I don’t know what in the H e...

This cold winter is incredibly lonely. As I sit here, approaching my 40s as a handholdless and kissless v1rgin, I wonder what my life could’ve been like had I actually worked on building up social skills earlier in life. Now, I punish myself with the “what ifs”… such as, “what...

Monday is massage day. Gonna get a nice handy from my favorite girl. My appointment is confirmed. Can’t wait to come around.

For real Corvallus and his stories make me want to puke!

I fucked my friends wife. I feel bad about it but she loves b********* so much. Calls me n***** daddy while we do it…..I can’t stop

A few times a month I go to an Asian massage place. I pay $50 at the door and a girl takes me to a room. I undress and leave $60 on the table.
I get a rub down than an amazing h*******. Girls wear short skirts and little...

I’ve been f****** my girlfriend’s father. He is a widower and is a veteran and looks like the pinnacle of masculinity. We bonded over a lot of things. One day, we were setting up a new apartment for my girlfriend’s new apartment and moving stuff around, we needed a few...

Hahaha! The former Deputy Director of the M.S.S.B. had no right to get private information about my family life from guidance counselor. A top member of the TCDSB has verified this with me!!!! BTW, the late son of the former Deputy Director of the MSSB was caught stealing VCRs from...