My pseudonym is Jean-Leon Stewart of Fiserv and I’d like to apologize for being a whiny little b1tch. I toss things over the wall and expect other teams to do all the work, and then I complain when they don’t prioritize me as #1. I moved to architecture because I can’t code. I just want to f|_|ck around in a sandbox all day without any responsibility at all, and yet I want all the glory. I wrote a lot of bad code that others have to fix, and then I have the nerve to gripe about my bad code changes not landing when the reality is that I failed to sufficiently advocate for my request and ensure the changes made it in. My ego is oversized and I need to be knocked down a couple notches.