Never wound
what you
can’t kill

Eddie Brock/Venom

Come sit on my lap b*tch.
After that last drink I fell down and sh*t outta my azz all over my suit.
And your Easter photo is gonna have my massive b0ner in it.
Do you think complaining to mall management can make my life any worse?...

from Düsseldorf to Bethlehem ill ride your son Nico like a harley davidson

-farid bang

Fucka niggga up the a**

Beef tank from cell block 6

Oops I accidentally touched your mothers titt during the Easter family photo, are those Ds?

Mall Easter Bunny FML, previously Mall Santa Claus

If your son drops an egg
I’ll drop you 👀

Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

Is that your blood on my Easter egg?
🐣 🗿 🐰 🐣 🗿 🐰 🐣 🗿 🐰

Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

I am a girl,and was finially baptized at age 15 during sunday mass along with another girl who was 14.We both were dressed in the traditional,all white,’babygirl’type baptism outfits that consisted of the white,poofy,short sleeve,above the knees,baptism dresses with the matching bonnet,lace anklets and white maryjane shoes and under our...

ITS ST PATRICK’S DAY 2026
How many Irishman are gonna get arrested for public intoxication today?

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

Mercedes G Wagon at Yonge and Bloor st.

Carspotter416

Dont touch what you cant afford mister

-Harley Quintesson

I didn’t win an Oscar award and I have to deal with shity fucken kids and put on a fake smile every day.

Evil Easter Bunny

im going to keep this easter photo of your family and chew on it a bit every day.

-Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

Cocaine and Irish whiskey keeps me drunk as a skunk hoe.
So drunk I might fuc around and start a bar fight.

-Irish Alcoholic assholes.

Let’s see what cracks First.
An egg or your skull 🥚💀.

-Evil Easter Bunny.

After an accident I spent a year in recovery. During that year I had a therapist come to both work my muscles and to help me stand again and walk. He was a Mexican man named Rodrigo. Rodrigo also gave me hand jobs, because I needed them.

yeah assshole, don’t flush the toilet you fatasz American slob.

-Jeeves the creepy Janitor.

im going to keep this easter photo of your family and chew on it a bit every day.

-Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

with a receeding hairline as bas as his, it was as clear as Pepsi Crystal meth that he was a janitor.

-Jeeves the creepy janitor

When my hubby passed i was very s******* frustrated and after a year I started to expose myself, even masrebate while someone wattched.Made my arousal top notch and I d climax heavy.In mt 50s now I still do it everyday from my van and have grown to love it.I dont...

Kylie from Scotland, don’t you wonder how you got that scar? While your mother was a bartender
It’s from when I smashed my bottle on your mother’s head! And the glass got chu biitch

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

I’m always on the lookout for exhibitionist hotties. Love a peek up your skirt at your lovely underthings.

i have something to ask you.
Do you want to see my knife 🔪

Mr Knife 🔪

after im done im finna leave the Home Depot washroom looking like a truckstop.

– Diarrhea Johnson

Lofty, grab my hammer! 🔨
its a 2 for 1 deal,
both “Tim and Sons”
(the competition) are both going to get a black eye from the same hammer.

-Bob The Builder

Mothafuca here ist €5
Go get uncle Milos a pack of Cigarettes and hair clips from ALDi.

The Adventures of man bun milos

Lofty — grab my Diablo Nailgun, theres a commie coming our way to negotiate our drywall installation prices. Let nail that fuckker to his own drywall. -.

Bob The Builder.

My pseudonym is Jean-Leon Stewart of Fiserv and I’d like to apologize for being a whiny little b1tch. I toss things over the wall and expect other teams to do all the work, and then I complain when they don’t prioritize me as #1. I moved to architecture because I...

hey dad, FUC u Robert! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
And fuc u Jaedyn

-Mad Kyle Energy

There’s irish blood on my German stein mug! Bashed a mothafucken nigggas head with this stein in Dublin! Its survived war!

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

Meet local girls in your area: 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐄.𝐂𝐎𝐌

The phrase “put a niggga in the” is an incomplete expression and can be completed in various ways, most commonly as part of song titles found on music streaming services.
Some examples of how this phrase is used in song titles include:
“Put a Niggga in tha [Trunk]”...

Hey do you wanna go roll around in some mud? naked?

-Muddy Mike the dirt freak.

Someone’s gotta be the bad guy in black clothes.
Chinkyy eyed, Irish alcoholic, I’m an assholee. Taken off the street right from the basement to the castle.
Im an Irish alcoholic assholee

-Irish Alcoholic assholes.

Someone at the bars always gotta be the Assholes…
Assholes…
Assholes…
Assholes…
Chinkyy eyed drunk Irishman at the bar being an assholes, he’s gonna grab your girls asz and his pal James is gonna put your head through the Ikea cedar table.
Cuz they are

CANADIAN ALERT SYSTEM ⚠️ 📢
Canada has been taken over by Indians! This is not a drill, Canada is now called New India or Shitholee

Drink drink drink it’s another drunken day in Dublin at James Pub.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

Usa should’ve invaded canada
But guess what
Those fucken Indians invaded canada by the millions.

#FuckCanada

I’ll tell you a joke 😂
My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while...

I might be a clown 🤡 but you’re the joke here man🤡

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