I’ve given up on you!😂😂😂
Still haven’t found a date for Valentines Day yet? don’t worry, mom will believe your AI photo with Megan Fox is real🤣🫵😂

-Cupid4u

got my face tattted up lookin like a rettard. Babble on the stage when I grab the mic im a hyper active rettard

-face tat Freddie aka FTF

A single female moved out of my rental house on 2/15. Went over last night to check condition of the place. She left some furniture, kitchen items, a laundry basket full of clothes and some dirty undies. Got busy immediately huffing and jerk.ing my little d!ck.

They even gave him a 10Nigga salute after he passed away😂when his Bruder passed away they gave him a NoNigga Salute😂

-Camorano Crime Family

Every Valentines Day I buy flowers, chocolates, wine, lingerie. If only I had a girlfriend..

Alone, again you are🤣🫵😂
Happy Valentines Day 💝

Cupid4u

Tick tock, tick tock
Times a running out bittch
You got a Valentines Day 💝 date yet?

Cupid4u

I got on my knees and put the rake handle up my a** again. Im thinking im bisexual. I also like to m********* in front of guys since there are no women online. I love it when I feel the object entering me. I love to be violated.

My bf came out as bi. He loves me, diddling his back door with my vibe. Oh my gosh, I have a tissue ready to catch the load.

You are so special , said nobody ever.
You WILL spend Valentines Day alone if you don’t shape up!

-Cupid4u

i tried to offer lower prices and Bob the Builder slashed my employees throat.

-Barry the repair man

You won’t catch me sleeping
I’ve sliced off my eyelids

Demon Kane

Im Shanda Im 29 years old, Have my own place and I have been sleeping with several Married Men, They Pay me to Fulfill their Fantasies and Desires, so I make wayy more money than I did at the Crappy Gas station I was at so I quit my job...

During this past Christmas I had S***** i********** with my Cousin Ashley while I was in town for the Holidays and after I came had her in d********** I slowly Pulled out of her THE CONDOM HAD BROKE AND IT WAS JUST THE RUBBER RING AND IT WAS a HUGE...

Better hurry up, you STILL don’t have a girlfriend for Valentines Day 🤣🫵😂

Cupid4u

I got the bladder of a fucken toddler

-copshop 2021

Smells like satans assshole

-copshop 2021

ive only dated a few women but i cheated on everyone of them with men, i love the feeling of being gay when they dont realize it or know it yet. i love spending time with them and showing no s***** interest but the second they leave call a man...

Gucci Mane caught a body
I beat 2 💥💥

Sizzlac IDS

2026 NFL SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW

Bad bunny and 2 special guests.
Un Poco Loco and Quesadilla

After my wife and I were married for about ten years, to get hard and f*** her, I have had to think about the two guys that fucked her before me. I think about her first boyfriend sticking his c*** into her and taking her virginity. I also think about...

I had s** with the married guy again last nite. After everytime I say I’m not going to do it again but he is like so amazing. My body does like a seizure and my brain like literally shuts off and I just feel amazing. Last nite was weird again...

Trust me, this wasnt an ordinary nigguh. he stood about 7 or 8 feet. had to call up my navy niggaz to come n harpoon the mothafuckan whale.

-AquaNiggaMan, part of Black History Month Heroes 2026

Russell Dalrymple died on a boat at Sea after breaking up with Elaine from Seinfeld show

You will be alone this Valentines Day too, ha ha.

Cupid4u

Rata tat tat , RATA TAT TAT thats the sound of my ballsack rattling on the rusty cell doors itching for a new celly to spread my seed in his aszcrack as i achieve enlightenment behind bars.

-Beef tank from cell block 6.

I had a very embarrassing incident yesterday at lunch.

My stomach was in knots and I had diarrhea and I was trying to get mashed potatoes on my plate in the office cafeteria and then I couldn’t take it no more.

I pulled my pants down and my a** was...

My password at work for February 2026 is.
Guterslohstadt22$

I’m catfishing my fiancé using a fake Instagram account. It’s probably a desperate move but f*** it.

I was convinced I would be Nun and I had become a Novitiate. It was then that I had to travel because my father was on his death bed. A cousin, he thought it was stupid of me, and he decided to take matters into his own hands, he forced...

My mothers meltdowns 2026

Donna had a meltdown on February 1st 2026, ripped a box up, ran around naked for hours going crazy

It excites me that a lot of men fucked my wife before me. Even after we married, I encouraged her to accept dates from more men and f*** them. Now that we are older, every day I think about all the men that fucked my love.

I did not ever have s** with my mother from my mid twenties when she had fallen out with my father and was clearly desperate for s** but primarily with me.
In my defence I had been interested in s** with her for twenty years but she shied away...

Drink drink drink until you hit the floor!
Drink drink drink bartender give me some more!

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

I dated a very cute red headed girl and before long I got her naked and I got on top of her and stuck my c*** into her virgin p****. I loved deflowering virgins. She was my fourth. I fucked her every day for a month and then dumped her....

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Red d** on yo head n****
Either you work at 7 Eleven or you a gang member.

-The Game

The only place that doesn’t ask questions!
So come on in and buy that chainsaw, quick desolve bleach, those garbage bags, a fancy new set of gloves, and don’t forget that refreshing smell of Febreeze.
We dont ask what you need it for.

The Home Depot 🏡

Better get swiping! It doesn’t look like you are gonna get laid for Valentines Day this year, or decade.

Cupid4u

I HATE canada

I have to tell someone about this but as you’ll soon understand cannot confide it to me partner.
The other evening whilst working late my Boss suddenly asked to have s** with me Completely out of the blue there was no preamble or any previous activity that might have...