I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Last Friday I couldn’t find my folder in my bag, it had some really important work in it and I thought I’d left it at home. I went back home searched for it and I couldn’t find it. The next week went by me searching for it everywhere at school,...

I was babysitting this kid one night, when he was tucked in and I was reading him a story, he started obviously playing with himself under the blanket. I asked him, very gently, if he wanted help, and he said yes. So I stuck my hand under the blanket and...

I feel VERY guilty about something I did s*******. I am indescribably ashamed of myself for what I did to her. I will never forgive myself for what I’ve done. It happened at work. I was working full time at a zoo. I became emotionality attached to a female chimpanzee....

I can’t stop touching myself to women/girls in leotards. The way their a** looks just makes me h****. But once i c**, those thoughts are gone, is something wrong with me?

I work helping deliver baby’s and one day, as I was holding one and bringing it to it’s check up, I had a burning desire to choke it. So I did. I stopped before I killed it but I made a puncture to its esophagus, causing it to be rushed...

My across-the-hall neighbor has a delightfully big, fat, delicious a** and when I hear her door open I always go to my window and watch her walk to her car, her b*** jiggling like sweet jello. I know she’s attracted to me, too. One time she knocked on my door...

So I work with this older lady and her son has come in a few times to see her at work. He always tries to chat me up, pays me compliments and all that. She has said that he was interested in me and thought I was cute but I...

Let me introduce myself. I am Dr. Jack Often and I am the founder of the “Helping Hand” sperm donor clinic. My license to practice medicine has been revoked, and let me tell you why. It was my own fault. I was using my own sperm to impregnate women, a...

Have you ever quite suddenly had spontaneous, risky, reckless, irresponsible, VIGOROUS s** with incredible, mind blowing, out of body multiple orgasms!……only…..a moment later feeling guilty and ashamed. Well, don’t be ashamed. Remember – the Devil made you do it!

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I charged my drumline section 5 dollars more for tshirts than it should’ve costed to make profit

Yesterday I was feeling really happy. At night I was talking with my bf and he said he liked me, nothing unusual, but tears came down my face. I am really confused as to what I feel. I know I like him, I have never experienced this feelings before, but...

Yup, one too many shots because I abuse it. Vitamins B, C an Advil and protein drink. Tomorrow I shall pretend I’m ok in front of the boss, my husband and coworkers I need help. I’m sorry I’m a failure. Genetics are a b****. I’m an acoholic.

i was in love with this guy who was dating my best friend and every time they saw me i would have to pretend and put on this horrible fake smile like i was being electrocuted. anyway i secretly hoped they would break up, and they did. i feel bad...

Burgers and fries.

when everyone leaves the house I put on my sisters old dance costumes and dresses and m********* because I feel s*** and like I have a figure but I’m a straight guy and if anyone ever saw me I’d probably want to die literally.

I wore a lovesense lush to work, and give the login details to a group of kids on Kik. They’ve been making me c** all day.

I’ve developed slight feelings for a person who likes someone else. He’s in a horrible situation with his girlfriend and they’re relationship is in shambles. He then confessed to me that he has had feeling for one of my good friends and doesn’t know what to do about it. I...

???I think I done a bad thing. I’m a bad chimp. I apologize for chewing off that man’s g******* and devouring them. I am deeply ashamed of myself. The zoo keepers punished me not letting me have any bananas for a whole week. I’m real sorry for eating your nads-they...

I’ve never been happy mentally i started resorting to things i started hating myself for I was so lost I felt like I was in hell. I started with trying dresses and other things since my sister used to dance and I liked it but it felt wrong in a...

There are people around me who think im perfect. People i love who have never seen me cry or yell. There are people close to me who dont know im self harming and it im afraid of what they might do if they find out. About my temper, about my...

I made a big mistake and now I feel like s***. I didn’t mean to do it but it happened. It could have ended worse but it didn’t, so I’m lucky with that. But there can be repercussions if it is found out and I’m scared. I could lose everything....

I’m a married 36yo woman who is sleeping with a 16 year old guy (my husband and I have an open relationship so no cheating comments, please). Thing is, he told me he was 18. He has no idea I know he’s lying. My husband met him through a local...

I love my child. But sometimes he pushes me to the edge and I tell him I’m going to return him the the baby store where mommies and daddies get babies. I do this in spite of the fact that I know he is extremely sensitive and anxious and that...

I sometimes wish my parents would die already so I could get rid of the stress trying to please them causes me. I feel awful just thinking about it. I love them and hate them in the same breath.

I want to be a better person. I want to be that person that people look up to and know that they can trust me because I am strong. I want to be a leader. Get my life together, you know?

I can’t stop jerking off to s****** p***. TSs turn me on so bad. I’m I gay?

LOL xd nope nope ihihi

I recently confessed to my spouse that I cheated on him and I regret it so much. I should have kept lying to him about it, it would have been easier.

I need help, I used to own a parakeet, I don’t know why but I felt the urge to put her under water, I did and she ended up drowning, I feel so guilty now and I don’t know what is wrong with me, I am sick and disgusting.

I stole $300 from my mom to buy drugs.

ok so…
im in 9th grade now and my dad wants me to take SAT prep in summer. i am trying it out now and i am so stupid. i can barely do any math without a calculator. i think he thinks i’m smart but i’m just going to...

Whould any of you ever f*** a 16 year old?

Hi. I’m one of the chimps that chewed off his testicles and devoured them. I apologize. His nuts tasted good,though

When I was like 7 or eight years old my and my girl cousin used to make out with younger and all now that I’m older I feel terrible about it we still hang out but ik she remembers

My bf told me I was a bad girl, he was going to choke me until I passed out..it kinda turned me on

I was watching a movie where a guy was f****** a dead woman. What startled me is that I found myself very turned on by this scenario. So I found necrophilia p*** and beat my meat. I’m disgusted with myself.

I’m away on vacation and I cheated on my boyfriend more than once. I feel like the greatest s*** on Earth. I can’t lose him so I can’t tell him, but also I feel like if we remain together without him knowing it’s just… fake. To me it didn’t mean...

I broke up with a girl after meeting her sister; I couldn’t stand knowing that the sister was the hotter twin.

I cheated on my boyfriend with another man. He was a first timer and I let him do it unprotected and he finished inside me. It felt great. I feel terrible now.