Santa Claus r*** fetish

I don’t fuc with bithces from Toronto, you hoes built different

I was raped by my sister, she had a s******* d**** and used to call me her “GAY son” and f*** me

Prada tascha for my b**** in Berlin ja

I got raped in Paris, Berlin, Munich, Amsterdam, my a** been Europe toilet trash

Let’s go blue Jays, just kidding you fuvken s***

CP~Teen Leak video
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Idk if im bisexual bc i love jesus but some women look to good

I hate Hispanics. There. I said it. I hate that I hate them. I didn’t want to. I want to believe that people are individuals, with good and bad qualities, but I have had so many negative experiences with Hispanics,
I’ve come to believe that they’re just terrible people.

I’ve been making amateur p****, my girlfriend and family have no idea.

I rub my c*** to pictures of my kids

Every Tuesday I ejaculate into the ranch dressing.
-tim from Subway.

I’ve got a d*** rash

That’s the way we like it on the r*** express.
-the polar express.

Bro thinks he’s drake

I want to have s** with my son

I am Mature and Married for 30++ years. I am also a closet Cross-Dresser. Mostly Lingerie and costumes… when I am dressed up, I feel like a w****, S***, Tramp and I want to be used like a Girl.

I met another older guy on Craigslist, and went to...

I hate every last one of you indians, get the f*** out of Canada you Rats

I’m gay for Santa

I can’t help it but touch that a** sometimes.
-mall Santa fml.

Elephant snack

So what? You’ve got a d*** …. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

I started giving blow jobs to boys when I was just 13. I did it because this boy I liked was interested in this other girl and I wanted him to like me. I just went over to his house knowing his parents worked and he was alone. He didn’t...

It’s simple math, germans are superior

So what? You’ve got a pocket knife…. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

So what? You’ve got a basement suite …. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

I got my d*** sucked in a fucken value village dress section, pulled up a slightly used couch and left a c** stain on it. Got my d*** sucked by a fucken transvestite

After my accident I was in need of a good doctor, they saved my life.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

I put a bunch of fish in a bowl, and put my d*** in with fish food so they’d bite my d***.
-Steve from pet smart.

S** with your dad

To Husband/confess:

The rule is:

“IF there is any chance of your husband finding out through other means, then YOU tell him first to avoid his having to learn through other avenues. IF there is no REALISTIC chance of him finding out about your cheating through other means, then you...

My husband has no idea how many men I had s** with before I met him. He knows I wasn’t a virgin or anything but he thinks the only men I was with was in a couple of relationships.
I moved here a few years ago after what happened...

I should had told you I love you instead of running from my feelings now it’s too late I guess.

I want to f*** Lilly in her Volkswagen

I got my d*** sucked in hamburg hbf by a fucken transvestite in the 1 euro toiletten

I went to bed with my married son after my sister’s retirement dinner.

Nate Dogg? More like dead Dogg.

Rob Ford was a f****** legend

Du bist eine n****!

In the 5 years I lived with my friend, I secretly used his sextoys more than he did.

I used every single one of his toys more than he did. At my worst, I was using them weekly