I cut throats of all those wack urban vampires, slicing nigggas open with Persian daggers, snakes and garlic, straight retarded
Dope dod
Apparently, Dominic Monaghan has a big d***. It’s big enough that his ex-girlfriend decided to tweet about it. I’m not sure why I got obseesed with this, but here we are.
h****://x.***/danadearmond/status/1795538702699237501
Woah!
is it just me or is it getting a bit crazy in here?
its just me! 🤡
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I Would eat you alive bittch .
THE J0KER
I told Cindy Lou I was gonna make whoville into Mad max. We’re talking mayhem, chaos, and suffering.
The Grinch
My next door neighbor’s daughter is 15 but by the way her body looks shes all grown up. I can’t wait for her parents to go back to work. I want to f*** her tight little p****.
He was massaging me in front of my boyfriend. He pressed me on the wall to then show me a stretch like in those silly dramas. And pressed on some muscles that were so very close to my who-ha. He grabbed on my waist and felt up my rib cage...
At night when my parents forget to take my phone out of my room I watch p*** and m*********. I think about p*** all the time and I am really guilty. I can’t tell them because they will be mad at me. If I do they won’t trust me with...
Why does everyone here have strange names? Corvallis? Prestonian? John Gulbunni? Phil Theecune? Just curious, quite a collection of peculiar names!
Cheers from Ireland, Willy Fistergash
I masturbated and I used profanity also I was selfish prideful disrespectful boastful hypocritical decietful anxious afraid worried paranoid faithless and I had resentment worldly sorrow I complained passed judgement against others gossipped and I used profanity
I was angry disrespectful selfish prideful ungrateful lazy unforgiving unloving impatient anxious afraid hypocritical worried, I complained to God overreacted lied had resentment worldly sorrow purposely offended God and had a martyr like attitude
I love you. I really do. I just you wish you were more handsome, I wish you knew how to dress well. I want to stop being toxic to you and im doing my best but I don’t know if all the s*** that happened could be forgotten. I never...
When I was younger I was in a bad place and was incredibly lonely and didn’t have control over my s***** desires. I used to try and do…things to my dog. I soon realized my mistake and I did my best to make it up to The dog before...
George Strait ain’t nothing but a two bit queer he used to drain my musty michelada behind Waterloo in austin
I was angry selfish prideful disrespectful boastful hypocritical decietful anxious afraid worried paranoid complaining defensive argumentative faithless I lied overreacted passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow and resentment
I was so h**** last night I couldn’t stand it anymore. Jacking off thinking of my mom wasn’t good enough anymore. My mom went to bed in her usual short nightie and p******, no bra. I have a bottle of chloroform that I got from a friend over a year...
I was angry disrespectful selfish prideful ungrateful lazy unforgiving passed judgement against others gossipped complained and I had worldly sorrow and resentment
I masturbated and was selfish and lazy
I am having an affair with my next door neighbour. He’s way older but is really sweet. I don’t think this is forever but I like it. I’m in my early twenties and am really enjoying it. But I’m worried, what if he gets serious?
I masturbated repeatedly and I used mind projection indicating to women where I work clients and otherwise that I’m a sissyboy who likes women to sodomise me with s****** dildos while I wear women’s clothing engage in homosexual activities while they watch and I made submissive female noises facial expressions...
i always j******* and eat my sperm
Last month I gave my boyfriend a special birthday present . Him with two of his mates taking turns f****** me . Yesterday I invited both of them back without my boyfriend . They gave me the d*** .
I can’t trust myself not to lead on hurt or otherwise be a s***** person to everyone I know. I’m a lying narcissist who can’t decide what I want. I don’t want to be with Y. Ever. There’s not a reality where I would be. But she is the only...
i wish i could be what everyone needs me to be. i wish there was an instruction manual on how to be you. i look at you and see everything i am not. fun, strong, honest, and liked. when can i stop being irritating? being on this website is irritating...
I started sniffing my stepdaughter’s p****** when she was 14. Her p**** was intoxicating. Now she does n*** modeling and I can j******* looking at her t*** any time I want.
All she asked was to never have to see or talk to me again and I can’t honor that simple request . She told me how that’s all she needed in life to be happy . If I’d just go away all her dreams could come true . I know...
When I went to a friend’s birthday party, I did not physically distance. It was an outdoor movie night with 9 girls in total. When I first arrived, the other girls were not physically distancing. I thought for a moment on whether to give into peer pressure and move closer...
I feel awful. There was a spider minding his own business and living life and I thought he was really cool. So I picked him up to show my boyfriend and then he fell. By this moment when I was about to pick him up to put him outside,...
I killed my cat by accident, I feel horrible. Will God forgive me?
I frequently sell myself for money to get by. I am a gay woman with a girlfriend and find no enjoyment or pleasure in sucking a guy off or having s** with them, but around twice weekly I f*** someone and my girlfriend never knows. I feel absolutely disgusting and...
When I was 12 me and my brother sucked each others dicks sometimes, as well as penetrating a little bit. I also touched my sister while she was sleeping. I feel so sick everytime I think about it, even 10 years after that, I can’t even act normal infront...
Old Corvallus once licked my a*** for 45 minutes in the parking lot of a Publix at 3AM while we were whiskeydrunk.
Boy has a tongue like an anteater! I was wearing dolphin shorts and tall socks and he had my legs up behind my head. Occasionally he’d get...
I masturbated repeatedly to bisexual p*** and I used profanity
I want to try shooting heroin, because I just had a very close friend that OD’d, and for some reason, it feels like if I took the opportunity to try it, I’d get closer to him, even though I know how dangerous it is.
I masturbated to p*** and I was lazy selfish prideful and I used profanity
I wish my mom wasn’t so hot, then I wouldn’t be f****** her every chance I get.
Am I stalker? I don’t feel that I am but the things that I have done would say other wise. I fell head over heels with this guy back in the 10th grade we only had one class together but I would seat two seats away from him. I would...
I’ve intentionally had impure thoughts and I’m tempted to m********* also I was selfish prideful lazy irresponsible immature unprofessional afraid decietful anxious paranoid insecure and worried
I masturbated
I made some mistakes at my job and I was embarrassed.Otherwise I was also angry disrespectful selfish prideful ungrateful lazy unforgiving unloving had worldly sorrow resentment I overreacted and complained
I lied to my boss at my job about potentially being able and or willing to work extra shifts
Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks
Sometimes I worry about my future because i still dont know what I wan and that scares me. I cant even decide a career path. WHat is wrong with me?
Too bad rich girl’s don’t like you inch worm.
i like rich girls with tons of money.