My brother(14) and I(12) were sent to live with Dad on Grandpas farm near the Columbia river, Claire(10) and Dorena(7) stayed with Mamma. Nearly every year we caught more fish than grandma could use fishing for Salmon all summer. We were laying behind a huge log in a secluded place...

I’ve been in love with my older half sister since I was 15. She and my wife are practally clones… I’d marry them both if I could.

When I was 15 I visited an uncle and his wife and 8 cousins. 4 boys and 4 girls. Of the 2 elder girls one was14 and the other 16. The 14 one was s******* provocative, flashing knickers, cleavage and when alone with me she would show how she could...

“I like to get fucked in the a** hole. HA HA HA HA HA HA ”
-Spider-Man

Can you guess where my 9th leg is?
Caught you looking f*****
-Spider Man!

My online pseudonym is tim gurnsey of fiserv and I feel I did not earn my Advisor II title. I stole it from someone more deserving, and for that I deeply apologize. I also wish to apologize for being a stuck-up jerk. In reality, it was a power-move by lynda...

i havent been taking my meds. i feel like s*** no wonder. I have no one to tell. i know im privilidged and many people have it worse than that they have more reason to be depressed. yet here i am whining and not taking my meds that i am...

I am in HS and my Brother is in a local college. He works and has no time to date between going to school and working a job. He came in my room in his boxers and asked me if I could help him with a problem.

I stopped what...

Maybe I outta tie that long hair on your head to the short hair on your a** and kick you down the street!

-Hank Hill aka King of the hill

I am a…failure. I have failed my family. I have failed loved ones I have failed…myself.

I was angry disrespectful immature hypocritical prideful lazy selfish insensitive self righteous unloving unmerciful ungodly irresponsible I lied I overreacted I complained I had worldly sorrow resentment I was threatening I was manipulative divisive I took my frustrations out on others I was blame shifting I was Lustful flirtatious I...

This town needs an Enema!

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Dear Mohammed Bitar,

PLEASE DELETE my confessions!!

Please remove these horrible confessions.

I was flirtatious, Lustful and too forward with a girl I met online…telling her she’s pretty and cute and I jumped to conclusions in front of her indicating I thought she was flirting with me and I am already dating and I was selfish prideful immature disrespectful insensitive inconsiderate unloving...

It was my very first time being a bridesmaid. I felt honored and beautiful and excited. That’s why when I checked on the groom while the groomsmen were getting their pictures I was caught off guard by him. He said he was nervous and thinking about calling it off. He...

Shittapillars Ran. Started as s*** larvae and became a s*** pandemic of shittapillars
-Jim Lahey.

I dare a n*gga to get close, no homo
-WhiteBoi6ix.

I used to let my little brother watch me change clothes and take a bath. I’ve never told anyone that before and I’ve never talked to him about it. I was about 19 when this happened and he was probably 15.

Waiting for my STDs test results.

Mom and Dad came home drunk, I helped a man who drove them then left his ride walk dad to his chair and mom to the sofa. Moms t1tties were out so after he left I sucked her n******. I got carried away and pulled her dress up, she didn’t...

My friend told me do a bushing scam on early 2020 and I send seeds and etc because of him. FYI he told me to do it because he knows my dad.

My Mom and I live in a small Apt. it is all she can afford for us, one bedroom and one bed. I am a 14 year old teenager with raging b#ners most of the day and night. I was usually sleeping on the couch and her on the Queen...

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t

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I was in a Target store and stole some bra and p****** to wear at home while having me time. I got caught by security and taken to the security office. I am 15 year old teenage boy. I was told to strip in front of the security guy and...

Hey there.

I think I need to tell if off my soul, how fucked up people can be and how some decisions or actions can get stuck in your brain for life.

Right now I’m in a quite good position in my job, married for two years and I’m a...

Fresh outta jail n it’s welfare day.
Glizzy on da hipp n a fresh pair a Nikes.
-LP Da Original

Final Destination: YOU

When I was in my early teens I saw my Father naked a few times, he used to invite me to shower with him (to save water) from a young age. I was still doing it in my early teens. My body was starting to develop and I think he...

This is bad and I’ve never talked about this but when I was 15ish (i’m a guy btw) i baby sat my dads GF’s 5yo Son. I would purposely spill stuff on him so i’d have to take his shorts/pants underwear off and get him in the bath. There i’d...

Uh let’s see,
No budget, big bank, n**** bank.
Cop a cully, buy her some Forgiatos shoes come with some black rubber.
Rolls Royce Cullinan $800 grand my n**** large scale, no Toyota camry.
Blood colour the paint a dark red
Same color on da...

One day you wake up and admit to yourself that you are gay. It’s not a celebration, if anything it’s a condemnation. I don’t agree with ‘gay’. I am ‘single’ and what little s** I have has always been with men looking for s** in the dark alleys park restrooms....

EVERYTIME I’VE HAD A S***** ENCOUNTER OR DONE A S***** ACT, IT’S BEEN IN PUBLIC

I am in my 50s now, attractive, petite and still a spinster. When I was late 40s I began leaving my bathroom door open after showering so my 15 yo foster kid could see me naked and m********* discreetly. I hadn’t had s** for a few years and temptation was...

My pseudonym is rhoderick beery of fiserv and I spread false science. I falsely believe that closing the blinds magically makes the room cooler but am totally omitting the fact that the sunlight has already heated up in the inner blind, and the heat radiates into the room from that....

I was this close🤏
To cutting all your hair off💇‍♀️
While you slept🤷‍♂️
Kylie from Scotland you bald b****☺️
-Electronic Shaver.

Oh how I fucken HATE Toronto and Canada!
Most expensive city in the world.
Walk down the street and you see MILLIONS of Indians on e bikes.
Go to any university and you see the MILLIONs of Chinese fobs scamming the system to launder money.
Want...

My BF and I broke up, he said I was too comfortable and became a “fatty”… he took the car and I got the Dog and the Apt. He left. I have been doing just fine on my diet and me and my Vibe have become great friends.

My guilt...

my boyfriend cant make me o***** suddenly. he used to be able to multiple times a sesh but now suddenly it’s over in 5 minutes and I feel not even just unsatisfied, but DISsatisfied. I don’t want him to feel bad or like it’s his fault, I think I really...

beat my d*** to the sound of the bass b****, its techno night my nigguh its friday n my d*** is getting beat merciless. -DJ D1CKBLA$T.