This Friday!
The finest men in America don’t run for President. They run for their lives!

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

Come here Sébastien, tis male bonding experience for another Slavic man to tickle my ponytail

The Adventures of man bun milos 🚬🎥

this weekend will be the 40th anniversary of my stag do, unlike most my wife to be and I agreed that we could do ANYTHING on our stag/hen night as it would be or last chance to do anything or anyone we wanted.

I went out with a group of...

Grab my joystick you thottie

Super Gay Giant Robot

French niqqas — Montreal et Quebecois niqqas , they just have that Geneseaqua and aura of a fashionable gay male.

Shirtless rage like im tarzanna.

-gzuz 187.

Buss a niggaz head open with a can opener call it black forest bbq
Blood spillin on the table call it BBQ sauce n ketchup

-Beef Keef Aka Banana K33F.

We been givin’ too many niggaz these passes, too many!
Fucc it drop a bag and cash it fucc it
Who gonna press ’em the fastest?who? Extendo barrel elastic, new attachment, s*** get tactic ,tactical

Migos ATL

I work at NavePoint and feel guilty because we produce FRADULENT, COUNTERFEIT cabling. We make CCA (copper-clad aluminum) cable which is dangerous and can cause fires with PoE use. We don’t even print “CCA” on the cable, either, to intentionally mislead buys.

Hang your stockings and say yer prayers cuz Santa clause comes to knife 🔪 and hes collecting a family debt.

-Evil Santa Claus.

2023 Maybach S600 at Sheppard Ave West.

Carspotters

With my dark magic your whole family will fit into one dirty Christmas stocking and be hung on my shelf cooking upon the fireplace of eternity.

Lord Krampus

Once in a blue moon, while I’m delivering Christmas gifts I like to indulge in some dog meat, or occasionally some human meat.
So if your dog or grandma is missing, Santa did it. Sue me.

Evil Santa Claus

I just caught myself a Trubbish from Gamestop Montreal!

Ash Ketchum from Pokémon

It was late, the close went badly. I left the office and decided to stop by a bar for a night cap, the pizza was still on breath. I sat at the bar, watching the television, minding my own business. A man sat beside me.

He talked, and eventually I...

Smashing ornaments, eating glass for breakfast.
Eating Christmas tree needles on my cereal.
It’s clear that I’m a godforsaken grinch

The Grinch

Next we in the club and she lickin me off, whaaaat?

Pitbull 205.

It’s Christmas 🎄
Decorate the tree , hang your head like a taxidermist.

The Grinch

I wonder how long I can keep this up before people figure out that I don’t know what I’m doing?

Last month, and after over year of persuasion, I gave in and let my employer have s** with me.

He had been trying to persuade me almost since I moved to the head office. First in a playful and jokey fashion and then later in a more serious attempt. We...

I get aroused looking at this 10 year old girl’s TikTok video. I enjoy masterbating to her.

I’m gonna go straight to the point.
I’m 27 and a nurse, i had a patient who is a 16 year old boy.
I had to perform a genital exam to him, just a routine check, nothing serious.
I have done some examinations like this before, but...

My wife will never know i r***d my dog multiple times when i was 15, did weed and DMT and that im bi and was groomed by men when i was 13. She cant know. She will never know. I will die with these secrets. She will never know i...

I am a lazy Teenager and don’t want to work, but find ways to hustle some cash to get what I need. Boys and Men see me and want to use me… I get them to buy me stuff or give me an allowance (older guys) to stop by and...

I never truly understand you, it felt like I never understood what you were thinking Ramirez.alondra1.

While John was locked up for a parole violation for six months. Family life was getting stressful without a father figure for two kids. Plus, the second income and house chores were building up. One day Roger a neighbor two houses down unexpectly showed up. And mowed the lawn. Then...

Just made a friend in reading books, got socials, and everything, but I’m not who she thinks I am. She thinks I’m a lesbian girl, I’m a guy. What should I do?

Wesley Snipes, or “”blade”” as you call your schizophrenic self…
I’ve hated you for over two decades

hannibal king from blade trinity aka Ryan Reynolds

You woke up with 2 bites in your neck and blood gushing out
You’ve been struck! 🔪

Dracula The vampire 🧛‍♂️

I take pics of my wife while she sleeps. She is 36, white with big and soft b00bs, and I’m lucky since she likes to sleep naked.
After she falls asleep – I take her blanket off and start taking pics, then I send the pics to my friends.

I think I’m transgender.

I sodomized myself with a couple of objects lubed up with Vaseline. I was clean for over a month but started having intrusive thoughts. I got drunk and pushed it in good till I made my p**** hard and leak prostate fluid. Sorry

Do you know what a ,coinslot, is? its a prison term for when the whole penitentiary tries to see how many niqqas can fit they dixxs in yo azz 😂🤣

-Beef Tank from cell block 6 🚫⛔️

Once Halloween is over looks like I’ve gotta crucify Dracula and decapitate blade and make them into some Christmas tree ornaments.
After that?
My real mission.
K*ILL Santa Clause!

The Grinch

To: Dracula the Vampire

I got something you can s*** you undead, filthy parasite with gnarly teeth. What you need is an a$$ kicking the likes of which your 500 year old dumba$$ has never seen but I can provide. I will even administer said a$$ kicking in your hometown...

I am F23 and have a crappy job at Starbucks that does not pay that well, or I should say I can’t get enough hours and am always short on rent and my bills in general.

I complained to my Manager (a guy) and he told me about a girl...

A waffle maker to the face will add some texture to your face before I eat it and drink your blood.
Blah blah blah

Dracula the vampire 🧛‍♀️

Hi. My name is Clara. I’m 38 and single. I have feelings but sometimes they are off point, I tend to be attracted to women who are not good people. It’s the bad boy, except bag girl, thing.

I have a one bedroom, in a nice complex and there is...