Are yall hiring? Cuz I'll suck d*ick for a job. Poor Olde Santa got fired from that mall in St Louis last winter for drinking too much egg nog. Mall Santa

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Are yall hiring?
Cuz I’ll s*** d*ick for a job.
Poor Olde Santa got fired from that mall in St Louis last winter for drinking too much egg nog.

Mall Santa FML

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CORVALLUS DONT BE MESSAGING MY ACCOUNT TELLING ME YOU GINNA REFUSE MY LOAD IF I AINT WEAR CANDOM I AINT WEARIN A CANNDOM AND I DONT MEAN MAYBE!

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