Russell Dalrymple died on a boat at Sea after breaking up with Elaine from Seinfeld show

You will be alone this Valentines Day too, ha ha.

Cupid4u

Rata tat tat , RATA TAT TAT thats the sound of my ballsack rattling on the rusty cell doors itching for a new celly to spread my seed in his aszcrack as i achieve enlightenment behind bars.

-Beef tank from cell block 6.

I had a very embarrassing incident yesterday at lunch.

My stomach was in knots and I had diarrhea and I was trying to get mashed potatoes on my plate in the office cafeteria and then I couldn’t take it no more.

I pulled my pants down and my a** was...

My password at work for February 2026 is.
Guterslohstadt22$

I’m catfishing my fiancé using a fake Instagram account. It’s probably a desperate move but f*** it.

I was convinced I would be Nun and I had become a Novitiate. It was then that I had to travel because my father was on his death bed. A cousin, he thought it was stupid of me, and he decided to take matters into his own hands, he forced...

My mothers meltdowns 2026

Donna had a meltdown on February 1st 2026, ripped a box up, ran around naked for hours going crazy

It excites me that a lot of men fucked my wife before me. Even after we married, I encouraged her to accept dates from more men and f*** them. Now that we are older, every day I think about all the men that fucked my love.

I did not ever have s** with my mother from my mid twenties when she had fallen out with my father and was clearly desperate for s** but primarily with me.
In my defence I had been interested in s** with her for twenty years but she shied away...

Drink drink drink until you hit the floor!
Drink drink drink bartender give me some more!

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

I dated a very cute red headed girl and before long I got her naked and I got on top of her and stuck my c*** into her virgin p****. I loved deflowering virgins. She was my fourth. I fucked her every day for a month and then dumped her....

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Red d** on yo head n****
Either you work at 7 Eleven or you a gang member.

-The Game

The only place that doesn’t ask questions!
So come on in and buy that chainsaw, quick desolve bleach, those garbage bags, a fancy new set of gloves, and don’t forget that refreshing smell of Febreeze.
We dont ask what you need it for.

The Home Depot 🏡

Better get swiping! It doesn’t look like you are gonna get laid for Valentines Day this year, or decade.

Cupid4u

I HATE canada

I have to tell someone about this but as you’ll soon understand cannot confide it to me partner.
The other evening whilst working late my Boss suddenly asked to have s** with me Completely out of the blue there was no preamble or any previous activity that might have...

I’m a masturbobater. That is a high speed mas tur ba ter.

Alternative Jewish pizza just like st Jude used to make us.

Homie I also want to tell u. Either in this July, December or February next year I will move to Germany.
I f***ing HATE canada!

dry nick wants dicc succ n liqour night bich

Got chu in my sight 😏 b****💥

WhiteBoix6ix

We got f’ed up beyond belief watching football. Someone barfed in the hallway and up the wall. Somebody else missed the toilet and pooped on the floor where is these people

We just got out of church and I have never been so happy to get off that hard pew. Last night I was with two boys at the same time which I’ve never done and never thought I would do but it just happened. I am so sore today. I’m...

My sisters bf came over last night to see her and she wasn’t answering his texts bc they are fighting so he texted me and I snuck him in then we started talking. It makes me mad bc he is so hot and my sister is such a b and...

I git off wearing ladies clothes,, mostly undies. I have read this is not unusual and some women like playing along.

Yesterday’s Germany 🇩🇪 is today’s USA 🇺🇸 keep it right ✅️

A message paid for by 3rd Reich Entertainment in association with ICE.

About ten years ago, I saw a teenager on an online forum open up about their issues with their s******** and express worry about being a p********. Wanting to be helpful, I responded to the post by asking the teenager questions like “do you want to have s** with children”...

They told me that the pain medication was working.

David, 75 currently deceased 💀

Historic users of this website and their birthdays.

Mr Knife – since 2025
GERMANCARSPOTTER- since 2024
Beef tank – since 2024
Corvallus – since 2024
JPR – since 2023
Real life skitso – since 2023
Evil Jesus- since 2022
Covenant kids – since...

Your son gon spread his butttcheeks for me when he go to prison miss, didn’t he just turn 25?
Let’s see if we can fit 25 nigggas in him at once.

Beef Tank from Cell block 6

I got back to campus and I went to a party and met a senior at the party and we went to his apartment, he had some beers and we watched some p*** and he switched to gay p***. I watched and of course I was aroused by it, he...

Don’t beat yourself up over it, Bradley, you are just hard to love, but you are well… well rounded, fat.

Cupid4u

I’m addicted to p***

I’m a straight guy, but every now and then I have an urge to give strange guys oral s** in public places.

I identify as a white man in this time of uncertainty.
But my southern accent and ID photo say otherwise, the white man will call me Harold from accounting for now.

-A gender queer black man.

your celly lookin like a snack imma devour him

-beef tank from cell block 6

I used my v******* this morning listening to my mom and step dad. It was loud enuf to wake me up. I no it’s gross but it’s easy to see he’s huge and the noise mom was making he has to be rly big and good. I kinda hate him...

I read these confessions, some make me lol, others I don’t believe, and a few make me wet. And the creative “anglish” to get around censoring.
My confession, I try to be attractive to my bf. I work out at a gym, wear nawtee lingerie and act, you know...

I messed around some with girls in college. I did know I was somewhat attracted to girls in high school. well one girl, but I never acted on it.
I was drinking with my roommate one weekend and woke up to her pulling my underwear down. I resisted but...