Yesterday our company’s last workday of the year. Then on top of it my buddy Jeff was retiring early. Must be lucky 57 years old. When’s the next time I’ll see him? Might see him next summer at the company’s summer bash. I don’t know what in the H e...

This cold winter is incredibly lonely. As I sit here, approaching my 40s as a handholdless and kissless v1rgin, I wonder what my life could’ve been like had I actually worked on building up social skills earlier in life. Now, I punish myself with the “what ifs”… such as, “what...

Monday is massage day. Gonna get a nice handy from my favorite girl. My appointment is confirmed. Can’t wait to come around.

For real Corvallus and his stories make me want to puke!

I fucked my friends wife. I feel bad about it but she loves b********* so much. Calls me n***** daddy while we do it…..I can’t stop

A few times a month I go to an Asian massage place. I pay $50 at the door and a girl takes me to a room. I undress and leave $60 on the table.
I get a rub down than an amazing h*******. Girls wear short skirts and little...

I’ve been f****** my girlfriend’s father. He is a widower and is a veteran and looks like the pinnacle of masculinity. We bonded over a lot of things. One day, we were setting up a new apartment for my girlfriend’s new apartment and moving stuff around, we needed a few...

Hahaha! The former Deputy Director of the M.S.S.B. had no right to get private information about my family life from guidance counselor. A top member of the TCDSB has verified this with me!!!! BTW, the late son of the former Deputy Director of the MSSB was caught stealing VCRs from...

At least my needles don’t make a mess, but you can still get stabbed up.

That “artificial” Christmas tree 🎄 🌲

Two months ago, I traveled back home for a ten-year class reunion. While there I stayed with a buddy since I’d known since grade school. Never thought this would happen. Early that morning. His mother joined me in their spare bedroom. Oh yeah. I d i c k e d...

I wear my gf’s clothes at home. I buy her everything, she knows. Of course my favorite things are undies, lingerie, nighties. Silky material gets my manhood up.

I was 23 years old. Married for four years. Jack my husband would tease me about the kid that cut our lawn. Telling me how he looked at me. Knowing that he liked me and wanted me. Unknowingly I knew it but never admitted it to Jack. One year when...

I met up with my online girlfriend of a few years, went to see her in person where I stayed at her place for a couple of weeks, while I was there we had s** but she made me wear a condom everytime we did it. Well at nighttime when...

I hooked up with a married man today. We went to his suv in the parking lot. After we were done he told me he hadn’t been with a college girl in 20 yrs. Idk why he thought I was in college. I didnt tell him I’m not yet. Like...

Sister Marie Howorth psychologically abused me. I hate Sister Marie Howorth deeply. I hope she’s in hell.

I confess, I like the Corvallus confessions on here. I have wet my pan.ties lol so much reading his wild escapades. He can’t be all real or his p**** would fall off.

Create an image of Tyler working at home depot as a lot associate

When i was 14,i finially made my First Holy Communion in the class of 7 year olds.So that i would fit in,my parents dressed me like a ‘littlegirl’ in a poofy,short sleeve knee length communion dress and veil with the lace anklets and white maryjane shoes,and under my dress,a white...

My Secret Fantasy That Makes Me Feel Like a Monster

I’m shaking so hard I can barely type. My chest feels tight, my eyes won’t stop leaking, and I keep wanting to delete every word before I hit post. But I can’t keep carrying this alone anymore. It’s destroying me.

I am afraid that I am beyond redemption because of disgusting s***** acts before I have even turned 18

hello everybody i am making this post as quite frankly there is no one i can talk to about this. also sorry for the bad formatting i wrote this over the...

Typically I am a friendly person but something yesterday has angered me for 2 days.

While out with my granddaughter at a pharmacy chain store, a dog attacked my 3 year old holding my hand. This occurred inside the store and luckily she was not injured.

This blonde haired middle...

Well folks I think it’s over this time. My cis lady came by the Alligator Fuckhouse, my discreet Ejacúlation Station unexpectedly and caught me assnaked with 10 black bucks, 2 greasy Mexicans and 1 guy who I don’t know where he was from, some weird mix of Chinese and Indian!...

Dear Judy Wright. I know about the Walmart incident. March 1999, “Walmart Workers Busted” E_________Life Newspaper

I feel guilty that I will be leaving the planet during 2026. I will feel as though I’ve let JoAnna Freeland down and gave up on my dream of being with her, but I am positive she’d be repulsed by me anyway. It gives me immense relief and joy giving...

The movie Total Recall (1990) featured custom-built prop cars, including unique “hover cars” and the iconic Johnnycabs. The hover cars were built on top of other vehicles, and the Johnnycabs were also custom-designed futuristic vehicles, some of which were based on modified Robert Riley Trimuter three-wheelers. A few of these...

You Got A Lot Of Nerve Showing Your Face Around Here, Hauser

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Carl Hauser is Douglas Quaid, or is he?epic shootouts, memory implants, martial arts, and even a three-breasted prostitute named Mary!

“If I’m not me, then who the HELL am I?”

Are yall hiring?
Cuz I’ll s*** d*ick for a job.
Poor Olde Santa got fired from that mall in St Louis last winter for drinking too much egg nog.

Mall Santa FML

Talking went too far with a coworker. We’ve been friends for years and there has been a lot of subtle undertones with each other, but we avoided things as we were both married. She recently lost her husband to suicide and has been compensating with alcohol. She stopped by a...

During covid I was 22 married. Living in the country with a half a** job at the greasy spoon restaurant and a broken-down car. Once a month or so I see Robert and Susan. They have a farm outside of town. They have son. Robert Jr was 7 years younger...

Enemies list updated for 2025.

TDSB.
Toronto District school board.
Metergy solutions.
Toronto Police Service.
York Regional Police.
Virgin Mobile.
Toronto Blue Jays.
ALL airpods users.
All indians in canada.
All Chinese international students.
U Of T students.
Ryerson...

you trynna line a mothafuca up g? cuz you can catch a fade 😫 real quick around here if you feel me 💥

-Vanauley Glock.

these niqqas they roll with
— coolest white boiz youve seen — were talking sick chicks, killer steeze, tattoos, motorcycles, spray tans, ankle monitors, mental illnesses, the whole 9 yards.

-Timo and the motherfuckers

Guys this website is dying.
We’ve got every crazy and skitzo in a 12 mile raidus and still it’s dying.

Only I can save it.

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Ben Richards is “the running man”

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I have a boyfriend of many years, he’s a very good man, but he doesn’t treat me well. He’s only mean to me, and he doesn’t understand how to take accountability and control his temper. I’ve been having an intimate relationship with his best friend, who at first was very...

For some reason like clock work over the last 4-5 years every Saturday I get up around 4am and crossdress then I go to a local park and go in to the women’s restrooms and I take a laxative then j******* and nut. Then once I feel the urge I...

Please pray to God through Jesus, read the Bible and go to church for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you

Last weekend I watched TV until midnight, it was hot outside and I cannot afford to use the AC so I opened my windows and just slept on top of a sheet.

I slept b.raless in a spagetti strap crop top and p.anties to help keep cool. In the middle...

My oldest sister was super drunk and stoned when I gave her a ride home from a party, I was called to come get her at 2AM. Her boyfriend was macking on his buddies mom, Quarliss tried to beat her up but got beat up. On the way home she...

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Ben Richards is “the running man”

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This Friday!
The finest men in America don’t run for President. They run for their lives!

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13