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dog scratched me and its bleeding now. he didn’t bite, just scratched hard being over excited.

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A couple months ago I met someone online. I honestly never thought I’d meet someone online & develop feelings for them. We started talking & hit it off. We had so much in common & understood each other great. The only thing I lied about was my name & my...

I am so impressed with Marjorie Taylor Greene, that I have invited her to Mar-a-Lago when Melania won’t be home. My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

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TEAR THAT TWIZZLE HOLE IN TWO TUESDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here wishing you all good health, a good life, in the midst of our pandemic. Remember to put LOVE atop the pecking order of your actions, if Love is in your heart you’ll be on a better path through life.

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Ngl… Getting covid felt like the first time I smoked weed and realized that DARE and “this is your brain on drugs” were fearmongering campaigns. You know what was worse than the incredibly mild symptoms I suffered as a relatively healthy 30-something? The intense anxiety and paranoia fed by a...

I found out that I’m pregnant. There’s no way I can do this. I need the abortion pill or to go to the clinic. This is just not happening. Nope. Men are so lucky. No menopause, pregnancy, periods, ovarian cysts, they always o*****.. and all I ever f****** wanted since...

Went to a known cruising stop at night, rte. 140 in Massachusetts. Parked in the rest area and saw a black Jeep with a blond guy stroking the biggest c*** I’ve ever seen personally. I went to him and stroked it for him a few times then fell to my...

i had s** on a park bench when i was 12, got pregnant, had an abortion and then my mum found out and she was so embarrased that she put me on the street, now living with two amazing parents! lol

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My Dads Sister was an old maid. Never married and I only knew of one gguy came to see her a few times.She was very matronly wore long dresses and hair back in a bun dark rim glasses.She lived beside us and it was my job to do everything she...

Narcissist thieves and Alan Waller Ordoñez the biggest elite thief. Dior Fashion show 2021 was stealing my ideas and much more fashion brands without any recognition to their abused “muse” they hacked. Jester, tarot, my style, PERAONALITY…. ALL STOLEN🖕

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This is the story of the most satisfying s***** experience of my whole life.

There was this girl in my high school who was super hot and popular and treated anyone outside of her little cliq like s***. Just a total stuck up b****. But every guy fantasized about...

So I got over to Jill’s with a 20 minute drive and I was excited and nervous. It took her a long time to open the door. She looked great, but also shy, nervous and I think, embarrassed? She let me in politely. It felt awkward. Offering me something to...

I’m gonna try to keep it short…

He lives in America and I’m in Australia. Both of us are gamers that met online, has completely opposite personality like he’s edgy and gloomy while I’m soft and happy (not all the time). We’re both singles.

Both of us really do...

Brandes initially insisted that Meiwes attempted to bite his p**** off. This did not work, and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove it. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own p**** raw but could not, because it was too tough and, as he put it, “chewy”. Meiwes...

I flashed a bunch of guys at a party and they all told me I have perfect breasts. So I’m now obsessed with flashing guys on omegle.***. and I go on there every chance I get. I love seeing their reactions. Problem is I’m only 16 so it’s the only...

My s** life is still pretty good with my FWB girls but is decidedly lacking, in the new hook-up department, because of the Corona virus. A friends little sister has really been looking good to me for the last year or so, (she’s 14). I started flirting a bit to...

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For a few years now, I’ve found myself getting really attracted to wiggers (white guys who think they’re black guys). I’m not really attracted to black guys (no offense) but a white guy with s***, saggy pants makes me automatically...

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On holiday . This morning feeling naughty. While sharing a shower . I bent over expecting hubby to d********** me . Instead he gently slid his c*** in my a** . Oh God what a feeling that was .

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Turned 18 today . I visited a adult toy shop . I talked to the sales lady about want I wanted . She recommended a silicone v******* and some lub. I picked out a pink 8 inch v*******. I came home went to my room . Undressed and laid on...

Yesterday I was invited to a sleep over birthday party for a friend from school . There were 6 girls there . Two I knew from my math class. Her parents called in pizza for dinner . Afterwards we settled down in a basement living room area . Watching movies...

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Im 45 married female. Been taught it was taboo to touch myself. The role of husband to do that to prepare me for s** . Last night was different. After s** of course hubby went to sleep . I was laying there thinking why haven’t I ever done this ?...

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My friend was complaining that it’s been a year since he’s had any p**** and i used Corvallis line about how I don’t have a p**** but I do have a backpussy. My friend asked if it feels the same and I told him it’s better because I can’t get...

I squirted my c**/sperm in Amber’s mouth. She was kind of disgusted. Not surprising. I fucked her pretty face. She swallowed. She said that it tasted sweet. Most girls do. I am off to get Jill.

I have Amber locked in a sound proof room. It is in the basement that the neighbors don’t even see the area as different than before, or as having a hidden room. She is 13, virginal, and very pretty. She has seen me naked and hard and stroking my d***....