Easter cream egg on these hoes

Evil Easter bunny 🐰

There’s a YouTuber named Rabbit Hole Rox who I met since I was a subscriber who wrote her an email. Rox mostly covers Chris Watts and Shanann Watts but the reason I’m writing today is because she has one of the hairiest holes of any woman I’ve ever seen.

Angela, I want to pull off your tight shirt and blue jeans. Than your hot moist pan-ty…ohh Angela

One night father was acting strange…
So he takes the kitchen knife and says to me…
“Hey son lets turn that frown upside down”
I start giggling and say “Why SO serious”

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i might slice your ear off and wear it on my key chain this easter to sunday church.

Evil Easter Bunny

I come before you today humbled and humiliated to ask you for one thing.

I want you to kill Peter Parker

Eddie Brock/Venom 3

My son accidentally sent me a picture of himself wearing my underwear. He’s clearly aroused, haha. I’ve noticed my personal things are in disarray. Should I tell him?

its worth a picture,
AND a thousand words.

Sheldon Cooper aka Big bang theory

When I was younger I wondered if I could s*** myself off and well I had a bunk desk bed so I was close to the ceiling which helped originally as when everyone was asleep id strip completely naked and walk my legs towards my head so the ceiling would...

Mom yelled at me for wearing skiddy boxers.

In France, while on my summer break, I sat across from a man and let him look up my dress. I let my legs open a little so he could get a good look. When he got up to get off the bus, he gave me ten Euros. I guess...

I come before you today humbled and humiliated …
to ask you for one thing….
I want you to kill Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Eddie Brock/Venom 3

Ah, I see. Let me remember. I believe I remember this now. I used it as a dumping ground for my failed expiriments. I’m sorry, child. You have spent your life thinking you were cursed… I’m afraid it wasn’t anything so dramatic… you were born from my trash.
You...

I come before you today humbled and humiliated …
to ask you for one thing….
I want you to kill Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Eddie Brock/Venom 3

Is desmond a stick of cheese? 🧀
No he’s a fucken joke 🤡
And I’m the punchline 🤡

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When I was 5 years old, I’m 49 by the way, I was watching this Gentlemen Prefer Hanes pantyhose commercial and as I was watching the closeup of this woman’s legs my p**** gets hard. So I get naked and rub my p**** on my mom’s leg while she was...

I read all these confessions about guys wearing girl’s under wear. I wanna find a guy to do that for me. Suggestions?

I will eat your snot phaegot

the sinus king jerry onslaut

My husband brought home his black friend on a Friday night and they were doing a lot of drinking. I knew my husband would probably pass out as the night went on. I also knew that his friend was very attracted to me. I decided to get naughty that night...

My teen son dressed like a girl.It was so e***** and sensual,he entered ther school pagent.it was great fun, me aand his sister helped.I found myself wanting things to be ummm well, e***** and for me it all was.I cannot explain the extasy of allowing myself to imagin and touch...

I was a CD er since age 10.At 14 i got brave and walked out of the house one nite all dressed etcI went to the corner store, and got a soda.I was so excited.I felt special and a girl.Walking home i stopped on the dark street and adjusted mt...

I never realize how much damage love can do to someone mental state. It’s true when they heartbreak can fundamentally change your psyche ramirez.alondra1

Mercedes E Class at Yonge st.

Carspotter416
Part of the spring spam

I’m gona easter creme egg your wife

Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

I like pee. In fact, I have been a pee aficionado since my early teens (now 38). It all started when I was (adolescence in full bloom) training myself to get my legs up in the air to bend over so I could c** in my mouth (don’t say you...

i was standing over a niggga with an egg like im gonna crack em.

-Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

Cadillac Elmiraj at Park Hyatt

Carspotter416

first time with my mil , she said she had a tattoo , it was near her breast. she asked if i wanted to see it and i said yes, she lifted her shirt and cupped her hand over her b***. i told her she didn’t need to cover it...

Mothafuca here ist €5
Go get uncle Milos a pack of Cigarettes and hair clips from ALDi.

The Adventures of man bun milos

its easier to find Unicorn than it is to find a real niggga these days.

SantaSquad100

Im drunk, blame it on my Irish ancestry. Yeah hoe im an assholee.

-Irish alcoholic assholes.

My gf has wanted to peg me, yesterday I agreed. She was gentle, going in slow and pumping easy. Low key, it was OK. She stroked me off as she pumped, and I shot the b********* on a plate.

I knew my future wife for over two years before we finally started dating during the spring of our senior year of college. During that time, she had s** with several guys while I remained a virgin and continuously masturbated thinking about how much I wanted to f*** her.
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Create a kind message for my best friend Julia about how amazing she is, because she is a bit sad lately

After the great s** with the black guy , he stole my purse on the way out and gave me an STD. Be careful ladies

I’m 26 yr old female, hot body and single. In my apartment complex, I saw my black neighbor come home one night and urinated on a bush in front of my bedroom window. I was amazed at the size of his p**** which was lit up by a landscape light....

If I weren’t crazy😱
I’d be insane!🤡

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Come sit down, cross roads with Britney Spears is on tv!.

-The Conners.

Looks like you’ve brought a knife 🔪
To a joke fight💥
and you are the joke!🤡

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Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger… dont die on me Tony🤫🤫🤫

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