When I was younger I wondered if I could s*** myself off and well I had a bunk desk bed so I was close to the ceiling which helped originally as when everyone was asleep id strip completely naked and walk my legs towards my head so the ceiling would keep my legs in place whilst I tried to pull my crotch to my face. To begin with I could only s*** on the tip or my foreskin but after a while I go better and more flexible being able to s*** the whole thing. I was 6 inches at the time anyways. around the same time I was in the shower and accidentally slipped a finger in my b** when washing my b** and well it felt weird but next time I showered I tried it again. Then I saw a foot file thing in the bathroom with a curved handle and decided to give that ago it was slightly curved, a stretched rugby ball handle shape and about 4 inches long and I well tried it out. after then I just kept finding more and more to try out. Different household objects and objects in the garage like tools and other stuff. I soon started sucking and shoving things in myself at the same time filming a lot of it until the guilt of doing it finally took over and I stopped for good 2 years ago.